They are all themes on today’s Nobody Likes a Jerk.

Ever wonder what to get for the not-so-significant other, backstabbing friend, or the boss who never has a good word for you? How about a gift with a little humor behind it. Today on WikiHow, you can “find gifts for people who bug you.”

Duff is the man...no doubt, but how are his black and white cookies? (As he puts it “a staple of Jewish-American food.”) Well I haven’t made them yet but take a look at the video and see if he’s also the Ace of Cookies. For me (and most of you) the challenge comes down to which side to you eat first?

The Krazy Kristians are back, this time down in Gainesville, FL. It seems the brothers of a small fraternity (Beta Upsilon Chi or Brothers in Christ) only allow members who pledge their Christian faith. On its face that’s fine...it’s the South and many houses that have anti-discrimination clauses in their national rules, just ignore them and pretend it’s still 1845. These guys are different though. They want the University of Florida to recognize them as an official student organization, granting them the right to qualify for student activities funds, get meeting space in university buildings, and promote their “cause” on campus. UF officials, wisely, say...uh-uh....we get STATE funds and don’t want to jeopardize them over a group of cross-up-the-ass frat boys who think that their belief structure is better then everybody else. In fact if you really think about this it sounds like the Idiot Izlams just less the 40 virgins.

And Joe and Jill Biden bought (instead of rescuing) a puppy today....Crap, shoes, in, your!