Noon Hour Of Madness & Mayhem

Peaches and Viktor Wilt kick off this episode by doing what they do best: immediately questioning whether 2025 was actually a good year for rock and metal… or just aggressively fine. What starts as a debate over “Radio Song of the Year” quickly spirals into a roast of cookie-cutter radio formulas, Sleep Token dominance, Three Days Grace fatigue, and why the genre as a whole earned a solid C-minus report card. Expect brutally honest music opinions, accidental album name mix-ups, and the kind of hot takes that make record labels nervous.From there, the show takes a sharp left turn into full workplace chaos when Peaches discovers he apparently no longer exists — thanks to Lou Brutus sending one Christmas card addressed to Viktor… and another addressed to “The Studio.” This leads to Peaches being renamed “Studio,” plans to sabotage the station out of spite, and the birth of the brand-new hit show Studio Pit Party. Balloons optional.Social media stupidity gets absolutely dismantled as the guys tear into lazy engagement bait questions, questionable radio websites, and DJs pretending they don’t know exactly which artist is calling in. That naturally escalates into Peaches discovering the perfect engagement question — “Have you ever seen a dead body?” — and reading the most unhinged Facebook replies imaginable, ranging from mildly uncomfortable to “why would you post that online?”Just when you think it can’t get darker, Viktor casually drops that he actually has seen a dead body, Peaches suggests poking one, and somehow the conversation still survives FCC standards. The episode closes on a surprisingly sincere moment highlighting East Idaho’s local metal scene, including a shoutout to Godbone and a reminder that promoting your band actually matters — right before the show detonates itself again with cheating jokes and “side piece” hypotheticals.If you enjoy music snobbery, radio industry inside jokes, accidental nihilism, and laughter that probably shouldn’t be happening before noon, this episode delivers.

Peaches and Viktor Wilt waste absolutely no time spiraling into madness on this episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem. Things kick off with a Reddit post so unhinged it immediately derails the show: a guy who’s calmly planning to divorce his wife… in four years. Not four months. Not “working things out.” Four whole years of quiet resentment, chore negotiations, and potential medical debt strategy. Peaches and Viktor spend a solid stretch tearing apart the logic, the audacity, and the sheer cowardice of scheduling a breakup like it’s a dentist appointment.From there, the conversation pivots hard into music discourse, where Viktor admits he doesn’t even have an album of the year—because apparently sitting down and listening to full albums is a luxury now. Peaches calls him out for being too busy, too distracted, and maybe just a little broken. This launches a full-on debate about Ghost, Sleep Token, Poppy, Nine Inch Nails, and whether concerts are enhanced by substances, lasers, or simply surviving the second half of the set.Somewhere in the chaos, they solve the mystery of why nobody eats dark chocolate in the break room, expose Peaches’ controversial coffee opinions, and confess to aggressively “picking” communal candy until it disappears. Office politics escalate when Justin gets dragged into the studio to explain why his car keeps getting annihilated in parking lots mostly by coworkers who apparently cannot back into a space to save their lives.And just when you think the episode might land the plane, it swerves directly into internet conspiracy territory with the Garth Brooks serial killer theory, complete with tour dates, missing persons logic, and Facebook Live behavior analysis. By the end, no topic is safe, no opinion is left unchallenged, and you’re somehow convinced that listening to people argue might be the fastest way to get through your lunch break.If you enjoy reckless conversations, questionable takes, workplace roasting, music arguments, and the feeling of being a fly on the wall while things slowly go off the rails, this episode delivers.

Peaches and Viktor Wilt spend this episode doing what they do best: spiraling confidently through Reddit, relationships, winter complaints, and wildly strong opinions no one asked for. What starts as a harmless scroll through AskReddit and “True Off My Chest” quickly turns into a full psychological breakdown of why Reddit is the most depressing place on the internet, how fake sob stories might just be karma farming, and why reading about other people’s relationship disasters will absolutely wreck your peace of mind.Peaches confesses to generating a completely fabricated Reddit tragedy using AI—only for Viktor to admit it was disturbingly believable—before the conversation veers into jealousy nightmares, dream-logic phone snooping, and why your brain should be arrested for the things it invents while you’re asleep. The guys get surprisingly real about trust, boundaries, and why snooping through your partner’s phone is basically inviting the universe to ruin your week.From there, things take a hard left into Idaho winter discourse, subreddit bans, “where’s the snow” Facebook posts, and why everyone pretends they’re a professional snow driver until they’re sideways in a ditch. Peaches and Viktor debate the best snow vehicles, roast trucks in winter, and somehow turn snow tires into a personality trait.The back half of the episode detonates into a rapid-fire takedown of fake experts, podcast bros who trash radio, Dr Pepper fans who make soda their entire identity, and people who confidently explain concerts, cars, and media despite having absolutely no idea how any of it works. There’s also a brief but necessary discussion on Subaru supremacy, Cybertruck insurance nightmares, and why Reddit’s “male living space” subreddit feels like an asylum decorated exclusively in millennial gray.If you enjoy strong opinions, self-awareness, relationship paranoia, Reddit rage, radio industry truth bombs, and two guys laughing their way through modern internet brain rot—this episode is exactly what you’re looking for.

Peaches and Viktor kick off this episode the only way they know how: immediately exposing how wildly different their life priorities are. Viktor opens by juggling peak dad chaos — working through lunch just to squeeze in an airport drop-off — while Peaches proudly admits he once walked to and from Big O Tires rather than spend six whole dollars on a ride. What follows is a brief but passionate debate on whether asking a friend for help is worth it, or if stubborn penny-pinching builds character (and calves).From there, Viktor unveils what might be the most chaotic romantic surprise imaginable: a road trip where he repeatedly lies about the destination just to mess with his partner. Burley becomes Ririe. Ririe becomes Palisades. Palisades turns into Victor. Eventually, in the dark, over a mountain pass, the truth emerges — they’re in Jackson, Wyoming. Peaches plays the role of professional instigator, fully endorsing the psychological whiplash and suggesting Viktor somehow could have escalated it even further.The story peaks with Viktor’s perfectly executed reveal at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar, where a casual “read the sign” turns into a full-blown moment of excitement. Along the way, the guys dunk on Facebook comment sections, snow-obsessed Idaho Falls locals, and anyone complaining about a warm December. Peaches suggests anyone desperate for winter should simply drive to Jackson and physically interact with the snow until they feel better.The episode is a fast, conversational spiral of dad logic, cheap-guy logic, small-town discourse, and relationship chaos — the kind of episode that feels like you accidentally sat down next to two coworkers who immediately start oversharing, and you’re better for having listened.

Peaches and Viktor open the show pretending to be human beings whose brains haven’t been microwaved by Christmas, only to immediately derail into planning the world’s most emotionally unstable Valentine’s-themed Jenkshow, complete with their sultry, chaos-wielding guest host Roxy Romance. From there, Peaches unveils Disney’s new $1-billion OpenAI partnership and the boys imagine a dystopian future where Sora users can make JFK, Tupac, Darth Vader, and Billy Mays star in the same video, while Peaches personally fantasizes about shoving Carl from Up out of the self-checkout line because he takes too long. They spiral into the annual Christmas dead zone in radio—where every rep has abandoned their inbox, flights cost the price of a used Honda, and Viktor learns Peaches absolutely refuses to work the day after Christmas. Then Peaches presents damning photographic evidence of an Idaho criminal mastermind driving around with white headlights as brake lights, leading to a full-blown investigation into whether red cellophane constitutes a legal taillight workaround and whether Lieutenant Crane needs to get involved. The duo then veers into motorcycles, lane splitting, dip cups, hocking “tuah” in intersections, and Viktor’s children shaming him for being “the most Idaho person alive.” Finally, Peaches and Viktor break down the eternal war between radio and podcasting—calling out over-edited podcasters, riffing on Joe Rogan’s grandpa noises, dragging Tom Segura for hating radio, and reminiscing about the time Bert Kreischer crashed their live show like a shirtless golden retriever in cargo shorts. The episode closes with both men pretending their job is impossibly hard while admitting they basically get paid to interview their favorite artists and go to concerts. 

In today’s episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor begin their morning far too early, with Peaches announcing that he’s broke, unprepared, and absolutely not buying a $70 ugly Christmas sweater when he already owns a white one with his face on it—because nothing says festive like narcissism on knitwear. From there, the guys spiral into a confessional about the White Elephant gift exchange, where Peaches openly strategizes how to pawn off his unwanted Funko Pops and Viktor admits he once re-gifted a terrible item to his own daughter, who immediately called him out for giving her garbage. The decluttering continues as Peaches describes purging his apartment of Legos, books he’ll never read, and childhood knick-knacks—except, of course, the sacred Hulk Hogan statue.Then the show takes a hard left turn as Peaches reveals that one of his favorite creators might’ve posted a video of an opossum being launched from a slingshot, prompting Viktor to experience a full moral meltdown on-air. The two spend several minutes arguing whether the opossum clip is real, AI, or the world’s worst attempt at comedy before Viktor tries to recover the tone by saying, “Well, since we’re keeping things light… let’s talk about mega quakes in Japan.” From there, they plunge into natural disasters, tsunamis, West Coast annihilation scenarios, and Peaches reminding everyone that people who dream about living in Japan forget it’s basically Earthquake Disneyland.The show closes with Peaches ranting about holiday small talk, weathermen being strangely excited about the lack of snow, relatives who demand he “do the radio voice,” and the collective brain melt that occurs inside local Facebook groups the moment anyone types “Where’s the snow???” Viktor tries to steer things toward Christmas cheer, but Peaches instead offers up another roast of the Life in Idaho Falls admins before the guys mercifully land the plane.If you're into White Elephant warfare, bizarre internet scandals, mockery of extended family, deep geological dread, or Peaches airing out Idaho Falls Facebook stupidity, this episode is your new religion.

Today’s Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem is the kind of episode that future historians will use to explain why society collapsed. Peaches opens the show by attempting to name the KBEAR Elf, and within minutes he and Viktor spiral into a heated debate about whether it should be named Maynard, Wilbur, or Cream — because nothing screams Christmas spirit like “Peaches & Cream” represented by a tiny felt narc hiding in your lobby.Then Viktor casually reveals that Josh had to climb a ladder because he’s “that small,” which sets the stage for the real discovery of the morning: Viktor’s home is apparently a semi-legal wildlife sanctuary, complete with loose geckos, rogue crickets, unverified children, and five cats that perform synchronized vomiting drills at 3 AM.Just when you think the fever dream is settling down, the guys launch into the greatest story ever told: a French-Canadian named Sebastien introducing himself to two kids who immediately roasted his name so hard the man left the house in emotional shambles. Peaches and Viktor then spend a solid five minutes aggressively pronouncing “Sebastien” like they’re auditioning for Les Misérables while also debating whether French-Canadians are biologically designed for forgiveness.From there, Peaches reveals his future parenting strategy (“No pets, ever. Not even a mouse.”), which Viktor assures him will crumble immediately the moment a child utters “puppy” with tears.Then things shift into an argument about the worst sounds to wake up to: • dying smoke detector batteries, • thumping car bass, • cats revving up to vomit, • and James Blunt’s “You’re Beautiful,” which Peaches suggests as Viktor’s next alarm tone if he wants to be psychologically waterboarded out of bed.Suddenly we’re talking about GameStop accepting a taxidermy bobcat as trade-in credit, the slow and violent death of malls, why Spencer’s sells the most unhinged shirts known to mankind, collectible figurines that achieve Bitcoin-level valuation, and how Peaches’ Xbox has evolved into nothing more than a $500 Netflix button.It’s a tour of chaos. It’s a mall Santa fever hallucination. It’s a love letter to nostalgia, mispronounced French names, and the slow, steady decay of retail America.If this episode doesn’t make you feel better about your own life decisions, nothing will.

Strap in, because this episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem is basically the soundtrack to a mental breakdown inside a Guitar Center.Peaches and Viktor kick things off by going nuclear on Avenged Sevenfold’s new disasterpiece “Magic”, a track so divisive it turned your morning show into a warzone and made Reddit hate Peaches even more than they already do. Two-thirds of listeners can’t stand it, one-third likes it, and Viktor wants to add it into rotation purely out of spite. Peak KBEAR energy. Then the boys deep-dive into the worst rock and metal songs of 2025, dragging everyone from Mammoth WVH to Megadeth to Hardy to Foo Fighters to Falling in Reverse. You know it’s real when even Hailstorm gets thrown under the bus — and by their own biggest East Idaho superfan, no less. But the musical chaos is NOTHING compared to the Cursed Elf Saga, where Peaches buys a two-foot-tall nightmare creature from Ross, terrorizes Aubrey with it, nearly stuffs it into a high chair at Applebee’s, and considers tucking it into bed as a prank. Viktor wants one too, because obviously this is how grown men celebrate Christmas. Somehow the episode then rockets into crime rates, catalytic converter theft, Seth Rogen being insufferable online, and why Memphis is basically GTA with humidity. Peaches even confesses that the way he got caught staying at his ex’s house was because thieves stole his catalytic converter. Romantic AND tragic. And of course… the Facebook group meltdowns. Chipotle vs. local restaurants. Climate change in Idaho Falls. The great Trader Joe’s conspiracy. Two O’Reilly Auto Parts stores that exist 40 feet apart for absolutely no reason. Viktor and Peaches roast the entire region like two men who deeply love East Idaho but also need it to calm down for five minutes. It’s unhinged. It’s chaotic. It’s everything a midday rock show should be.

On today’s Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor deliver a whirlwind of chaos starting with both of you getting roasted online — Peaches gets permanently banned from the Seether subreddit and labeled a “garbage interviewer,” while Viktor was called “talentless,” which immediately sets the tone for a full hour of two grown men trying to prove random internet strangers wrong by… ranking movies no one’s heard of and mocking Loudwire’s “Big Four” list. You and Viktor then deep-dive into the most depressing sports films ever made, trauma-bomb your girlfriend’s family with Howard Stern movies, and contemplate showing Terrifier 3 as a Christmas classic. A completely normal holiday season. From there, the guys review the “20 Best Movies of 2025”… except neither of you have seen 90% of them, and half of the titles sound like they were generated by an AI trying to impress a film professor (“On Becoming a Guinea Fowl,” “The Phoenician Scheme,” “Orwell Two Plus Two Equals Five”). Cue Peaches making up movie titles that honestly sound more believable than the real ones. And then the big meltdown happens: Loudwire’s “Big Four of Rock & Metal.” Their picks?Ozzy. Yungblud. My Chemical Romance. Three Days Grace. Peaches guesses everything except any of those, and both of you spiral into a 10-minute rant about rage-bait, coworker metal, industry plants, baby metal supremacy, masked bands, and why Sleep Token should basically own the world by now. Sprinkle in Kevin McCallister being an actual serial killer, Viktor falling asleep in theaters, and Peaches trying to get Aubrey to stop watching romance movies long enough to see something terrifying — and you’ve got peak Madness & Mayhem. This episode has everything: internet insults, rock-nerd fury, film-snob chaos, and holiday-season unhinged energy. Buckle up.

In today’s episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor go on an absolute sleigh ride through the darkest, weirdest, and most disturbingly educational Christmas music rabbit hole ever recorded.It all starts with Peaches revealing that Winter Wonderland was written by a guy basically doing Arthur Morgan RP in a hospital bed. From there, the duo spirals into a full breakdown of the most cursed holiday songs in existence — including the unhinged fever dream known as “Christmas With Satan”, and a discussion on why “Baby It’s Cold Outside” might actually be the Bill Cosby Holiday Special nobody asked for.Then Peaches picks a fight with the entire grunge canon. Red Hot Chili Peppers? Overplayed. Audioslave? Overplayed. Pearl Jam? Never once heard anyone say they like “Better Man.” Viktor immediately drags out a list of actual human beings who adore Pearl Jam just to prove Peaches wrong.Of course, Peaches then decides to attack all of country music — calling Zach Bryan a campfire guitar guy ruining everyone’s marshmallows, and comparing a flying Garth Brooks to a chubby redneck being launched across a stadium like a drunk cannonball.When that chaos settles, Viktor brings up a Reddit post where a guy told a coworker she “smelled edible,” leading Peaches to construct the most accurate forensic sketch of a greasy-haired dude in an Alpha Wolf shirt ever created in audio form. That tumbles into a rant about Facebook drama, greasy hair complaints, and whether Peaches should post his brain’s unfiltered thoughts online (spoiler: he absolutely should not).Finally, the guys talk Thanksgiving horror stories, holiday work schedules, and why at least some places should stay open on holidays—because sometimes you just need a lonely Carl’s Jr. burger to stay alive.It’s unhinged. It’s chaotic. It’s festive.Basically: perfect radio.

Today’s Noon Hour opens with Peaches and Viktor seriously pondering the world’s most important question: Is dating Sydney Sweeney worth the paparazzi-induced PTSD, or would you just end up communicating through her agent like a hostage negotiation? That spirals — naturally — into whether either of them could survive in Italy, Denmark, or Australia, especially after Viktor lists every venomous creature on the continent and Peaches reenacts a rattlesnake attack like a Discovery Channel reenactment narrated by a man who hates snakes.But the real meat of this episode? Peaches’s glorious, explosive, long-awaited banishment from r/Seether — a subreddit run by a man who sounds like he moderates from a swivel chair made of Funko Pops. After half a year of complete silence, Captain Neckbeard descends from the shadows to unload an essay of rage at Peaches for “crimes” that Peaches no longer remembers and probably never committed.Peaches responds with a ChatGPT-crafted, overly polite message (the ultimate troll), causing the mod to combust in real time. Viktor can barely breathe laughing as Peaches breaks down the saga: the old YouTube comments being unearthed, the subreddit tantrum, Matt’s unhinged revenge post getting immediately nuked, and how even Peaches’s ex-friend Bobby re-entered his life purely to clown on the angry Seether guy. Truly, peace was restored through mutual hatred.Then the guys pivot to Quentin Tarantino deciding to randomly annihilate Paul Dano’s entire career for sport, Toy Story 3 being too good for the sequels that followed, and Daniel Day-Lewis staying in character so aggressively that he probably ordered craft-services lunch as Abraham Lincoln.Viktor also recounts The Advocates surprising him with the nicest guitar he’s ever received in his life — which immediately prompted Jade to bully him for not being able to play it. Meanwhile, Peaches almost called paramedics when he thought Viktor died in the studio mid-podcast edit.

Peaches and Viktor spend today’s Noon Hour doing what they do best: boldly spelunking into the deepest, darkest corners of the Internet — specifically the Bath & Body Works Facebook page — where civilization has collapsed under the weight of expired coupons and candle-sale warfare. From there, the guys spiral into a full audit of every unhinged rock and metal fan group on Earth, including Octane die-hards, Sleep Token haters, and the mysterious sect of people who truly believe Parkway Drive has been “slowed down” by anything other than gravity and time.Peaches airs his grievances about Nik Nocturnal becoming a “traitor” to K-Bear, Viktor worries the entire Midwest might hear him call them trash, and both of them try to remember which albums they voted for in the Nik Nocturnal Awards even though neither of them has listened to half the nominees.Things escalate quickly when the guys discover that half the rock world’s Facebook pages have been hacked by whoever keeps posting fake divorce articles, Z-103’s historical meltdown resurfaces, and Peaches relives the trauma of being phone-stalked by a listener while he was in the bathroom.Just when the chaos seems to peak, Jade and Josh kick in the door like uninvited game show hosts and remind everyone that a two-foot spicy gummy worm is waiting to send Peaches and Viktor to the ER live on air.This is not just an episode — it’s a full emotional journey through digital rage, metal elitism, phone-line nightmares, and gastrointestinal foreshadowing. Strap in. You’re gonna want to hear how this ends.

In today’s episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor kick off strong by celebrating the fact that they are barely healthy enough to broadcast — which quickly spirals into a conversation about Latvian superfans, YouTube strategy, and why Peaches thinks every channel page on Earth looks like trash except his own.The duo then masterfully detours into the Wild West of RV licensing, questioning how America trusts 16-year-olds to pilot a U-Haul that’s basically a land-going aircraft carrier. Viktor reminisces about pulling a 28-foot camper like it was nothing, while Peaches explains why being murdered by a motorhome would be “an embarrassing obituary.”From there, things go full holiday insanity as Peaches recounts being trapped listening to the SiriusXM Christmas station, which seems to exist exclusively to remind you of songs it refuses to actually play. Naturally, this leads to Viktor dragging Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” for sounding like a synth-based satanic ritual where someone walks in mid-summoning and Paul frantically sings, “S-SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIME!”Then the boys roast the Stranger Things backlash, celebrity chaos, Millie Bobby Bongiovi, Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo’s tearful press junket, John Lennon’s “insufferable” Christmas song, and an online “’80s radio station” that apparently makes itself sound so authentically ‘80s that it’s unlistenable by modern standards.Next, Peaches and Viktor roast modern radio, old radio, AI commercials, AI music, Teddy Swims admitting he uses AI, Daft Punk writing lyrics with the dedication of a broken Speak-and-Spell, and the reality that the Noon Hour theme song is now a Daft Punk-certified household banger.Then Viktor reveals the true horror of the episode: He is now a cricket farmer. And a cat landlord. And maybe a hostage.Viktor retells the saga of losing a gecko under a paper towel at 1:00 AM while a cat tries to sleep directly on his skull. Peaches chimes in with the good news that his girlfriend openly hates pets and he plans on having exactly zero of them forever… which Viktor assures him is exactly what everyone says before ending up with an accidental zoo.The show wraps up with holiday shopping, carpet shampooer economics, big dogs whipping you with weaponized tails, and a full public service announcement: “Do NOT bring your giant dog to someone’s Thanksgiving unless you want to be judged forever.”It’s a chaotic, ridiculous, wildly entertaining hour — in other words, peak Peaches & Viktor. Listen to the whole thing to feel better about your own life choices.

Today on The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches brings in temporary co-host Maddawg Maddie, who casually reveals she keeps two wigs in her car at all times, just in case she suddenly needs to look like a colonial woman or a Discord mod with a fedora and cat ears. Peaches tries one on and instantly transforms into “that dude who runs a Minecraft server and bans people for swearing.”The chaos escalates when they discover a mysterious Freddy Fazbear mask lying around the studio, debate whether it has lice, and Maddie puts it on anyway because “it’s for the bit.” Theater kid behavior confirmed.Then the pair decide their show needs national attention like that radio station who got a caller reporting a dead body in the woods—and openly brainstorm staging a dumb headline just to get on Yahoo News. Priorities.We also get the origin story of Maddie “Maddawg” and Peaches’ eternal struggle with still being known as “the tall bald guy named after fruit.” Peaches wonders what Idaho gossip moms say about him at Walmart between blocking aisles and going 0.5 mph while leaning on carts.The highlight? Maddie’s absolutely unhinged Trans-Siberian Orchestra recap: ignoring shred solos and pyrotechnics because she was too busy zooming in on the hot blonde backup singer, nearly starting a mosh pit in a seated venue, and climbing over a knitting grandma who may or may not have been experiencing heart failure.Peak professionalism.If you want to hear theater kid energy, bald-man insecurity, mosh-pit withdrawal, and the phrase “I’m coming, Pookie” yelled earnestly, this episode delivers.

Today on The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Viktor debuts his new character “Sir Robert,” a congested Victorian aristocrat who sounds like he drinks gravy through a monocle. This immediately derails the show into a historical deep-dive about medieval fart scapegoats, where Peaches learns that rich women used to literally hire people to take the blame for public toots. Truly educational broadcast content.From there, the guys craft the most unhinged Thanksgiving prank ever imagined: showing up to dinner in sweater vests, speaking like high-society debutantes, and introducing a gecko named Money Pit who only eats “ethically sourced cage-free crickets.”Things somehow get weirder when Peaches mentions AI edits of AJ Lee kissing random dudes, Viktor delivers a passionate PSA about not touching women in his aristocrat voice, and the two of them roast toxic metal fans, Nick Nocturnal haters, and Reddit’s most questionable communities.They wrap up by tearing apart a fake Rolling Stone metal list, defending Sleep Token, and inventing more unnecessary characters than a Marvel multiverse.Pure chaos. Pure stupidity. Pure Noon Hour perfection.

Today on The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches accidentally becomes “Greg” and drags Viktor into the most unhinged fake-family drama ever texted to a stranger in New Mexico. Within minutes, Peaches has invented a wife who drinks Victor Wilt’s Triple IPA, a Crown Royal spinoff named “Brad,” and a secret affair with Josh Tyler, all while the poor guy on the other end earnestly tries to offer life advice like he’s Dr. Phil.When they’re not emotionally ruining a scammer, they spiral into a full breakdown about movie years — discovering that 2004 is officially ancient, 1994 was built different, and Viktor is old enough to have watched every Jim Carrey movie in real time.They close things out with debates about Christmas classics, Aubrie’s cinematic gasping, Home Alone crimes, and the shocking fact that Macaulay Culkin is older than Viktor and Jade.

Today on The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches teaches Viktor that Mozart — the classical music legend — was basically the original king of poop jokes, which somehow leads to a theory that Tool’s Fear Inoculum might secretly be about… well, the same thing. From there, the guys spiral into dinosaurs, earthquakes, Terrible Tour Routing™ and why being in a band actually sounds awful. Then Viktor loses his ID live on the show and has a full meltdown while Peaches plays emotional support detective. They close things out with rants about minimalist wallets, Peaches' girlfriend shoopping at Ross and saying “This is cute,” and the smog-and-regret aroma of Salt Lake City. Short, stupid, chaotic, beautiful.

If you’ve ever wondered what happens when two grown men finally admit that video games have passed them by, this episode is your new emotional support animal. Peaches and Viktor kick things off by declaring that the gaming world has entered a “dark time,” then immediately spend 20 minutes yelling about Donkey Kong Country like two retirees arguing over whose back hurts worse. Viktor reminisces about snow days in 1994, Peaches does the math and realizes Viktor is roughly 500 years old, and then somehow they both start trauma-dumping about online-only campaigns like they’re describing war crimes.Peaches also bravely confesses that Cuphead emotionally destroyed him. Viktor backs him up by revealing he once missed a Steam sale and has never fully recovered. From there, the guys spiral into stories involving: • broken brakes • broken PCs • missing Steam deals • missing brain cells • a dude who tried to swallow an entire cheeseburger “as a joke” and ended up getting folded by a hamburger like a Mortal Kombat fatality.THEN — in a display of unhinged broadcast genius — Viktor and Peaches debut the world’s most unnecessary EDM banger: a four-minute rave anthem where the ONLY lyrics are “NOON HOUR OF MADNESS AND MAYHEM,” repeated 700 times like a caffeinated cult chant. It becomes a whole event. They theorize Daft Punk is trolling them from beyond the robot grave. They compare the song to “One More Time,” roast club kids, and somehow plan to sneak a diss track about Jade Davis into Z103 Vibes without anyone noticing.This episode has dance music, video games, brutal beef, cheeseburger survival warnings, vape elitists, keg stand injuries, cat puke, and the longest EDM drop in the history of mankind. If you make it through the whole thing and STILL don’t give them a five-star rating… you may actually be the guy at the party yelling “ONE MORE TIME” at 4am.

Today’s show is packed with grown adults freezing in Target parking lots for Pokémon cards, a heated debate over whether camping chairs should be allowed to “hold a spot,” Viktor revealing that his kids once had a massive Pokémon binder he now desperately wants to find and sell, and Peaches recounting the tragic story of his dad selling a 1970s Porsche long before it became a six-figure collectible.The chaos continues with Funko Pop doomsday predictions, mall-store nostalgia, and both guys wondering who on earth kept their childhood toys sealed in mint-conditioned packaging like savants preparing for Pawn Stars. Then Peaches unleashes his latest Sora monstrosities — including the cursed Sloppy Joe vortex that chants “Peaches Pizza” like a carb-obsessed demon, and a brand-new gas-station meltdown where AI-generated Peaches screams about unionizing taquitos in someone else’s voice.There’s strategizing over posting AI slop to TikTok, roasting the anti-AI crowd, questioning whether faces look weird now because of too much AI exposure, and commiserating over beard-related body insecurity. And of course, they top it all off with Daniel from Sales creating cinematic Sora trailers where he heroically fights samurai.It’s collectible regrets, AI fever dreams, beard philosophy, workplace shenanigans, and all the unhinged Friday energy you expect from Peaches and Viktor.

In this episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor grab the wheel of the show and immediately swerve into a full-speed rant about Titan Radio — Peaches’ old college station where everyone apparently unfollowed him, burned his AC/DC poster in a ritual, and replaced it with Birkenstocks, indie bands with 43 monthly Spotify listeners, and dudes wearing skirts who smell like pine and natural deodorant. Viktor, of course, responds with the emotional depth of a brick: “Screw ’em.”From there, Peaches confesses he used to prank-call the worst DJs at Titan Radio — like a benevolent radio Batman, except instead of fighting crime he bullied college kids trying to run an internet station out of a library basement.Then they dive straight into listener haters, building toward Peaches’ pièce de résistance: “The Cornball Hotline,” an AI-generated diss track roasting people who swear they “don’t listen to KBEAR anymore” but still somehow quote the whole show, write Facebook novels, melt down when rap plays, defend Sublime like Bradley Nowell is personally checking comments from heaven, and talk big while their favorite metal bands couldn’t sell out a Jamba Juice.The roast only intensifies once Jade and Josh invade the studio and immediately start arguing about batteries, explosives, magnets, and whatever the hell “battery acid in the box” means. This leads directly into discussions about Crassy 97 — the unhinged, foul-mouthed, gangster-rap-fueled alternate universe version of Classy 97 that would absolutely get everyone fired within seven minutes.By the end, there's dancing, weird zippers, taco cravings, mic chaos, and Viktor deeply misunderstanding the phrase “taking your jacket off.” It’s the most ADHD hour in East Idaho and somehow the perfect reason to leave a five-star review, purely for the emotional whiplash.