In this episode of The Noon Hour of Madness & Mayhem, Peaches and Viktor grab the wheel of the show and immediately swerve into a full-speed rant about Titan Radio — Peaches’ old college station where everyone apparently unfollowed him, burned his AC/DC poster in a ritual, and replaced it with Birkenstocks, indie bands with 43 monthly Spotify listeners, and dudes wearing skirts who smell like pine and natural deodorant. Viktor, of course, responds with the emotional depth of a brick: “Screw ’em.”

From there, Peaches confesses he used to prank-call the worst DJs at Titan Radio — like a benevolent radio Batman, except instead of fighting crime he bullied college kids trying to run an internet station out of a library basement.

Then they dive straight into listener haters, building toward Peaches’ pièce de résistance: “The Cornball Hotline,” an AI-generated diss track roasting people who swear they “don’t listen to KBEAR anymore” but still somehow quote the whole show, write Facebook novels, melt down when rap plays, defend Sublime like Bradley Nowell is personally checking comments from heaven, and talk big while their favorite metal bands couldn’t sell out a Jamba Juice.

The roast only intensifies once Jade and Josh invade the studio and immediately start arguing about batteries, explosives, magnets, and whatever the hell “battery acid in the box” means. This leads directly into discussions about Crassy 97 — the unhinged, foul-mouthed, gangster-rap-fueled alternate universe version of Classy 97 that would absolutely get everyone fired within seven minutes.

By the end, there's dancing, weird zippers, taco cravings, mic chaos, and Viktor deeply misunderstanding the phrase “taking your jacket off.” It’s the most ADHD hour in East Idaho and somehow the perfect reason to leave a five-star review, purely for the emotional whiplash.