Nothing Works Here

The pandemic rages on. Ed and Ginger are sequestered at their respective domiciles and producing the show via video conferencing so you'll have to excuse the weird audio...we're working on it! Ed's wife, Savannah, has been busily preparing for the long period of staying at home. If fact, she seemed to know a lot more about what was to come than anyone not in the health care profession. There must be only one answer: SHE'S NOT FROM THIS PLANET.

After a three-month hiatus attempting to get a business running, Ed and Ginger are back...BUT they're stuck at their respective houses because of the damn Coronavirus. That doesn't mean we can't get together and talk things up, however! Sit back and enjoy the comforting sounds of your buddies as we all get through quarantine in America!

Ginger gets shorted $1,400 on her last paycheck, Star Wars has turned into an unrecognizable mess and shopping at Victoria's Secret with your 14-year-old is tremendously awkward. Merry Christmas!

THIS JUST IN: Walmart is actually kind of cool. We know that you won’t believe us but no worries. You’ll have to tune in to this episode of Nothing Works Here to find out how the big box store is making strides to make you actually WANT to shop there. However, having to go out in public with EVERYONE ELSE just isn’t fun. In fact, sometimes it downright sucks. Doesn’t it seem like Christmas shopping is a season of Survivor sometimes? Pushing and shoving and rudeness…forget THAT. So bring on the world of online shopping! Now we can all be crazy recluses! Being a recluse could be sort of fun with all sorts of packages getting delivered including Ginger’s latest shipment of horrendously expensive wine. We’re opening that $#!+ next week! Ed is the biggest Star Wars nerd ever yet he’s not excited about “The Rise of Skywalker”. But it might be that lack of excitement (and expectation) that may make this round the best ever…maybe? All this (and more for the holidays) on NOTHING WORKS HERE!

It's Christmastime in Pleasantville which means everyone is merry, especially Ed and Ginger who have quit their jobs at the Pleasantville War Memorial Civic Center. Yes, really.

Ginger's got stories just in time for the holidays! Between her old classmate turning people gay and spending obscene sums of money, she is gearing up for Christmas. Enjoy!

Disney Plus is finally here and with it an incredible new Star Wars show! Ed can't stop going on and on about it but Ginger is waiting until she's all caught up on...watching online videos of people eating food? Craziness. Happy Thanksgiving!

Ed and Ginger have made it one year without giving up! Did you SEE that World Series game? And did you HEAR Joe Buck phone it in again? Enjoy!

Between Ginger not remembering what beer she's drinking, Ed's mom getting a tattoo and Ed's wife Savannah rummaging around her grandmother's house finding old booze, it's been a real white trash week in Pleasantville.

In this episode:Things at the Pleasantville War Memorial Civic Center still suckJob placement email services are really just about (shocker!) sending you spamYou’ve got to have a dark soul to work for a talent agencyGinger doesn’t like coffee (WHAT?!?)Savannah is responsible for corrupting Ed with all the great vices in lifeCraigslist can be creepy and Ginger loves true-life stories of murderSkunk carAmazing Verizon service storyCutting the cordThe Last Jedi is the worst Star Wars movie EVER and really shouldn’t be considered a Star Wars movieEd and Ginger bet on whether Joker’s gonna be nominated for best picture, RDJ’s gonna win best actor and maybe Avengers: Endgame is gonna win best picture?Ginger can understand why people snap at work nowEnjoy!

Ginger has HAD IT with the accounting department.

Have you ever had a job, a relationship, family struggles…that resulted in actual physical sickness? Let us tell you right now that it’s AWFUL. On this week’s episode, Ed and Ginger layout how stress has introduced some issues into their daily routines. Shingles at 47? GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH. And the medication they give you for it? “Stop taking if you have mental/mood changes like confusion, new/worsening feelings of sadness/fear, thoughts of suicide or unusual behavior.” Dear LORD. Nothing Works Here starts…NOW!

Beware the Cylons!