THIS JUST IN: Walmart is actually kind of cool. We know that you won’t believe us but no worries. You’ll have to tune in to this episode of Nothing Works Here to find out how the big box store is making strides to make you actually WANT to shop there.

However, having to go out in public with EVERYONE ELSE just isn’t fun. In fact, sometimes it downright sucks. Doesn’t it seem like Christmas shopping is a season of Survivor sometimes? Pushing and shoving and rudeness…forget THAT. So bring on the world of online shopping! Now we can all be crazy recluses! Being a recluse could be sort of fun with all sorts of packages getting delivered including Ginger’s latest shipment of horrendously expensive wine. We’re opening that $#!+ next week!

Ed is the biggest Star Wars nerd ever yet he’s not excited about “The Rise of Skywalker”. But it might be that lack of excitement (and expectation) that may make this round the best ever…maybe?

All this (and more for the holidays) on NOTHING WORKS HERE!