We’re talking September birthdays, stupid people who mane up their own theories, pumpkin spice latte runs, people blowing up restrooms and getting you blamed, people with main character syndrome on social media, real vs. crazy family, the Benihana Brawl in Torrance CA, and horny old ladies.
We’re talking Costco parking lots on the weekend, oblivious cashiers with band tattoos embarrassing themselves, why you should respect gas station trash cans, chiropractic sex apparatuses in India, irresponsible dads with fireworks, and why you shouldn’t have pet monkeys.
Just want to take a moment to introduce myself, welcome all the new folks, thank you all and give an idea of why I created this stupid little show. Thank you.
We’re talking football players in college classes, dudes who walk their dogs off leash dressed like a tactical commandos, creepy middle aged men leaving comments on young women’s pictures, secretly petting a blind woman’s service dog, getting crop dusted by an evil child in a store, and farting on a 4th grade field trip in front of my teacher.
We’re talking NFL Sunday week one and the Niners/Raiders fanbases, kids with silver teeth, making smash burgers, more fucking hiccups, gym teachers walking around nude, and the woman in Philly who stole a baseball from a child on his birthday and ended up a villain.
We’re talking Shoe Palace employees, boujee shoe stores where everything is wrapped in plastic, old people tossing things out on the highway, pulling the chair from underneath my mom at dinner, older people saying embarrassing things, and a Chihuahua with a shockingly giant penis.
We’re talking the nightmare that is Hobby horsing, the audacity of people who say something “fun” when you slip or break something, why tennis players moan like they’re having sex, douchebag sports announcers, Vietnam Veteran uncle builds a Batmobile, and continuously harping on Gen-X.
This is our SomethingOfSubstance series. We're introducing one of my best friends, Cody Chavez to my little podcast talking about the backstory of the man many of you know as the lead guitarist for DRAIN, how we met, brief lore, history, fears and phobias, what DRAIN is up to, what's next for him and all other fun random shit. Thanks for sitting down to do my stupid little show, Cody.
We’re talking white women psyched about pumpkin spice, Dairy Queen employees getting pummeled over a Butterfinger Blizzard, little league dads getting an ass whooping from an umpire, and a shadow boxing homeless man who was transformed into a dog after eating spaghetti gets the shit kicked out of him by a 15 year old girl.
We’re talking drunk women entering your home unexpectedly, giant record breaking Phil Collins Baby Jesus lookalike statue in a Mexican Church, Bill Cosby’s Cosby Mystery Files tv promo, terrible chiropractors, and mistaking women for being pregnant to their face.
We’re talking adult men running through amusement parks, tricking old white people to speak Spanish to two random dogs, hardcore kids getting mangled at shows, Will Smith’s incredible live performance, and people not respecting your bubble.
We’re talking philanthropy and evil money plans for your enemies with the CA Lottery, cars crashing through restaurants, nerds teaching robots how to fight, highlight reels in heaven, and rogue tires killing innocent people.
We’re talking oblivious young drivers, trapping coyote puppies, trading your dog for a dirt bike, real life PokemonGo with tweakers, and how to get fired with style and class.
We’re talking why old people are licking their lips all the time, sweatshirts in the heat, Letspaintv’s chaotic videos, grappling hooks and creepy organ grinder monkeys.
We’re talking Pamela the “trance channeler” guided by the great council of light, Shell gas station secret doorways, deep sea voyages, and the Zodiac Killer??? You decide.
We’re talking about Galactivators, a woman marrying a full sized rag-doll, telling your Dad you are in a relationship with your car, and pepper spraying your classmates and teacher.
We’re talking, stupid looking toupees for men, fake butts and abs, The Amish using technology, and rich a**holes on car week.
We’re talking Chinese robot soccer matches, New York slang appropriation, the young workforce, soft serve, and more parking lot tweakers.
We’re talking Chat GPT lawyers, animal attacks, Australian critters, Noah’s Ark, and free jumping to your death to prove a point. These are unscripted and unedited, 30 minutes of BS. Enjoy.
We’re talking Prius drivers, late night tweakers in parking lots/Taqueros, Ozzy Osbourne, and common courtesy in public. These are unscripted and unedited. 30 minutes of BS. Enjoy.