Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies!

Rocks Fall Everyone Dies! is a D&D actual play podcast with teachers and students. Releasing new episodes every Saturday of the American school year starting October 10, 2020.

RFED Promo - Bats First Episode Releases Saturday October 10th!

Nothing ominous about this at all...   New Episodes released on Saturdays.

This episode: Meet the party! Ingredients:     Unsalted butter     1 English muffin, split     1 Sausage patty     2 slices American cheese     2 large eggs, beaten to blend     Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper     Handful of chopped fresh chives     Hot sauce and/or honey (optional) Cast & Credits: - Producer & DM: Scott - Editer & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sanjana: Lena - Music: Taylor Calise - Art: Jon Bliss ( https://twitter.com/jonblissart ) - Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! ( https://craig.chat/home/ ) Want to find out more about us?  - https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us?  - RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod - Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ  (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)

This Episode: The party delves beneath the keep! "According to Munch himself, The Scream was a picture he painted to represent his soul. Rather than adhering to the art style of the time — that is, painting pictures meticulously to realistically represent the subjects in them — he chose to use an unrealistic style to paint his emotions, rather than focus on realism and perfectionism in his art. Munch explained that he painted a moment of existential crisis. He was walking down a road similar to the one in the painting, while the sun was setting, creating a beautiful, vibrant background. His friends were walking with him, but, looking out at the sky in front of them, he stopped, while they continued walking. He then described having what we would now consider to be a panic attack; he suddenly became tired, anxious, claustrophobic, and the weight of nature and of the world hit him all at once." Beams, Sophia. “The Scream: A Deeper Analysis of Edvard Munch's Anxiety-Wrought Piece.” Medium, Everything Art, 2 Aug. 2019, medium.com/everything-art/the-scream-a-deeper-analysis-of-edvard-munchs-anxiety-wrought-piece-c36d9bbbb4cd.  Cast & Credits: - Producer & DM: Scott - Editer & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sanjana: Lena - Music: Taylor Calise - Art: Jon Bliss ( https://twitter.com/jonblissart ) - Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! ( https://craig.chat/home/ ) Want to find out more about us?  - https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us?  - RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod - Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ  (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! The party searches for Bret and Chet! MATILDA: Derek, that's not true.  The guy had to pull his underwear out of his butt just to beat you. ZOOLANDER: And all he had to do was turn left. MATILDA: What do you mean? ZOOLANDER: I'm not an ambi-turner.  It's a problem I had since I was a baby. I can't turn left. MATILDA: Derek, that's nothing to be ashamed of.  I'm sure there are a lot of people out there who can't turn... I mean, there have got to be some people out there, just like you... who can't turn... turn... left. Ben Stiller, et al. ZOOLANDER . USA/Germany/ Australia, 2001. Cast & Credits: - Producer, Editer & DM: Scott - Editer & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sanjana: Lena - Music: Taylor Calise - Art: Jon Bliss ( https://twitter.com/jonblissart ) - Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! ( https://craig.chat/home/ ) Want to find out more about us?  - https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us?  - RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod - Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ  (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! The party goes through some... changes! "In obedience to your will, I rise, your humble organ, with the hope of executing a part of the system of public mourning which you have been pleased to adopt, commemorative of the death of the most illustrious and most beloved personage this country has ever produced; and which, while it transmits to posterity your sense of the awful event, faintly represents your knowledge of the consummate excellence you so cordially honor." Lee, Henry. “A Funeral Oration, on the Death of General Washington. Delivered in Philadelphia, at the Request of Congress.” Boston, 1799: Printed for Joseph Nancrede And Manning & Loring. Retrieved from:  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/georgewashington Cast & Credits: - Producer, Editer & DM: Scott - Editer & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sanjana: Lena - Music: Taylor Calise - Art: Jon Bliss ( https://twitter.com/jonblissart ) - Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! ( https://craig.chat/home/ ) Want to find out more about us?  - https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us?  - RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod - Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ  (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Scott and Jin have a nice conversation. Whine & Spirits will release every other week.  We are doing this for 4 reasons: 1- It's an opportunity for you the listener to get to know us as people better, 2- Because we are teachers and students we only have school breaks to record all of our content, so there just aren't enough days to make an entire school years worth of episodes in the summer time, 3- It’s an opportunity for the cast to talk about their own reactions to the horrible things I've put them through,  and most importantly  4- We want to. Cast & Credits: - Producer, Editor & DM: Scott - Editor & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sanjana: Lena - Music: Taylor Calise - Art: Jon Bliss ( https://twitter.com/jonblissart ) - Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! ( https://craig.chat/home/ ) Want to find out more about us?  - https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us?  - RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod - Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ  (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)

Story Arc: "A Night on the Town" part 1 This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! The party goes out for a bite to eat. Adventures of Jell-O Man and Wobbly (1991) is a promotional comic book distributed by Kraft General Foods, Inc. Story by Michael J. Pellowski with art by Richard Howell. Cover price $1.25. Sponsors: - Dungeons, Divas & Delinquents: (www.bit.ly/DungeonsDivasAndDelinquents) Cast & Credits: - Producer, Editor & DM: Scott - Editor & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sanjana: Lena - Music: Taylor Calise - Art: Jon Bliss (https://twitter.com/jonblissart) - Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! (https://craig.chat/home/) Want to find out more about us? - https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us? - RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod - Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Lena and Desombre have a nice conversation. Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: - D&D experience - Video game morality - Pets - Greg's philosophy Cast & Credits: - Producer, Editor & DM: Scott - Editor & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sanjana: Lena - Music: Taylor Calise - Art: Jon Bliss (https://twitter.com/jonblissart) - Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! (https://craig.chat/home/) - Photo Credit: Lena & DeSombre Want to find out more about us? - https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us? - RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod - Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)

Story Arc: "A Night on the Town" This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! We split the party... on purpose! "Joseph Barbera said that Fred Jones (in Scooby-Doo) was the all-American hero type and that I should just do my own voice. I was like, 'I never saw myself as the hero type, but OK!'" -Frank Welker, Voice of Fred Jones Sponsors: - Dungeons, Divas & Delinquents: (www.bit.ly/DungeonsDivasAndDelinquents) Cast & Credits: - Producer, Editor & DM: Scott - Editor & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sanjana: Lena - Music: Taylor Calise - Art: Jon Bliss (https://twitter.com/jonblissart) - Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! (https://craig.chat/home/) Want to find out more about us? - https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us? - RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod - Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)  

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Tommy and Jin have a nice conversation. Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: - Improv games - Jin's previous D&D game - The evolution of Bambi - Holiday gifts of yore - Film, TV, and videogame recommendations - Thanksgiving - Sneki Snek - Strahd must die tonight! Cast & Credits: - Producer, Editor & DM: Scott - Editor & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sanjana: Lena - Music: Taylor Calise - Art: Jon Bliss (https://twitter.com/jonblissart) - Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! (https://craig.chat/home/) - Photo Credit: Jin Want to find out more about us? - https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us? - RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod - Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)

*TRIGGER WARNING* Scenes of domestic violence and references to sexual assault. Please listen to the detailed instructions at the start of the episode on how to skip those scenes. Story Arc: "A Night on the Town" This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Greg and Bambi go to a dark alley, Sanjana gooes to a lawyer, and Bengt goes to a bar! As one of the most renowned wines from the Rhône Valley in southeastern France, Châteauneuf-du-Pape is well-known as a prestigious French wine, but also for its 14th-century papal connections. If you see a papal seal adorning a bottle of Châteauneuf-du-Pape, you’ll know why. Châteauneuf-du-Pape means ‘The Pope's new castle,’ and is true to its name. In 1308, Pope Clement V, former Archbishop of Bordeaux, moved the papacy to Avignon. He and his successors became known as ‘Avignon Popes’, who loved telling the world about Burgundy wines... On average, they run from $30 a bottle to more than $100 a bottle. “Wine from Chateauneuf-Du-Pape, France - Buy Wine Online: Total Wine & More.” Wine from Chateauneuf-Du-Pape, France - Buy Wine Online | Total Wine & More, www.totalwine.com/wine/france/rhone/chateauneuf-du-pape/c/000534. Cast & Credits: Producer, Editor & DM: Scott Editor & Bambi: Jin Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre Bengt: Tommy Sanjana: Lena Music: Taylor Calise Art: Jon Bliss (https://twitter.com/jonblissart) Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! (https://craig.chat/home/) Want to find out more about us? https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us? RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Scott and Desombre have a nice conversation.   Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode:  Murdering characters Greg's angst Nihilist philosophy Nietzsche's Mustache Bojack Horseman Desombre wants to offend everyone! Quotes we like More about Greg's morality Alternative options for undead Greg Greg poopy Who is Greg based on Secret of the snout revealed! Cast & Credits: Producer, Editor & DM: Scott Editor & Bambi: Jin Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre Bengt: Tommy Sanjana: Lena Music: Taylor Calise Art: Jon Bliss (https://twitter.com/jonblissart) Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! (https://craig.chat/home/) Want to find out more about us? https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us? RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)

Because our cast is made up of teachers and students we have decided to take winter break which means there won't be a regular episode or a Whine & Spirits this week or next.   However, we felt that, in the spirit of the season and as a celebration of the end of a pretty tough year for everyone, we would make a special episode celebrating the holidays with some songs and skits for you. Latke Recipe: 2 large potato (or replace with 4 large carrots) 1 large carrot (optional) 1 medium onion 1 egg (or 2 for thicker latkes) salt (to taste) pepper (to taste) garlic powder (to taste) Vegetable oil Apple sauce or sour cream on the side (optional) Peel and grate potatoes (and/or carrots) and set aside in a bowl of water to prevent oxidation. This won’t change the taste, but it will make them look better. Cut onion into thin short strings. Place in bowl and set aside. Squeeze water out of the shredded potatoes (and/or carrots) with a kitchen towel and combine with onion, egg, salt, pepper, garlic powder until evenly mixed. Set pan of vegetable oil on stove on medium-high heat until oil shimmers. Form mix into patties and fry until golden brown, flip and repeat and lay out finished product on plate and paper towel to absorb excess oil. Serve hot for best taste. Cast & Credits: Producer, Editor & DM: Scott Editor & Bambi: Jin Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre Bengt: Tommy- Sanjana: Lena Theme Music: Taylor Calise Otamatone Music: Galen Kaup (https://www.youtube.com/user/Nelagends) Additonal Sound Effects: Zapsplat.com Art: Jon Bliss (https://twitter.com/jonblissart) Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! (https://craig.chat/home/) Want to find out more about us? https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us? RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)

Story Arc: "A Night on the Town" To skip recap, start at time stamp 0:04:28 This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Greg and Bambi have a bite to eat, Sanjana crashes a funeral, and Bengt sees a familiar face! When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore When the world seems to shine like You've had too much wine, that's amore Dean Martin. “That’s Amore.” Dean Martin Sings, Capitol Records, 1953. Cast & Credits: Producer, Editor & DM: Scott Editor & Bambi: Jin Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre Bengt: Tommy Sanjana: Lena Music: Taylor Calise Art: Jon Bliss (https://twitter.com/jonblissart) Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! (https://craig.chat/home/) Want to find out more about us? https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us? RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Tommy and Lena have a nice conversation. Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: Wait... Lena's in how many campaigns? Scott's DM style How Scott and Lena met Introverts and extraverts How Sanjana came to be Vague allusions to Sanjana's backstory Lena's favorite era of history Ideas for one shots Alternate classes for Sanjana The unlikely friendship of Sanjana and Bengt MOONBEAM! Let's form a band! Cast & Credits: Producer, Editor & DM: Scott Editor & Bambi: Jin Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre Bengt: Tommy Sanjana: Lena Music: Taylor Calise Art: Jon Bliss (https://twitter.com/jonblissart) Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! (https://craig.chat/home/) Want to find out more about us? https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us? RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)

Story Arc: "A Night on the Town" This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Greg and Bambi "dump" a body, Sanjana confronts her quarry, and Bengt reckons with his POOPY-er self! Fun-loving salesmen Richard (Jonathan Silverman) and Larry (Andrew McCarthy) are invited by their boss, Bernie (Terry Kiser), to stay the weekend at his posh beach house. Little do they know that Bernie is the perpetrator of a fraud they've uncovered and is arranging to have them killed. When the plan backfires and Bernie is killed instead, the buddies decide not to let a little death spoil their vacation. They pretend Bernie is still alive, leading to hijinks and corpse desecration galore. “Weekend at Bernie's Synopsis.” Fandango, 2 Sept. 1990, www.fandango.com/weekend-at-bernies-126796/plot-summary.  Cast & Credits: Producer, Editor & DM: Scott Editor & Bambi: Jin Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre Bengt: Tommy- Sanjana: Lena Theme Music: Taylor Calise Additonal Sound Effects: Zapsplat.com Art: Jon Bliss (https://twitter.com/jonblissart) Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! (https://craig.chat/home/) Want to find out more about us? https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us? RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Desombre and Jin have a nice (heavily edited) conversation. Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: Dream Daddy Jin Streams! (https://www.twitch.tv/phantomquill) First impressions Jin describes the world ASMR vs. Misophonia Jin's Capstone paper Gen Z Firefly Phones Classroom tech Two childless adults talk about parenting Big Dench Energy Study Abroad in the UK Desombre is aggro about pizza AGAIN... Jin is SO Floridian Desombre is SO Jersey Accents One good thing that happened this week Let's play Dream Daddy on Twitch! Let's start a flame war Cast & Credits: Producer, Editor & DM: Scott Editor & Bambi: Jin (https://www.twitch.tv/phantomquill) Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre Bengt: Tommy- Sanjana: Lena Theme Music: Taylor Calise Additonal Sound Effects: Zapsplat.com Art: Jon Bliss (https://twitter.com/jonblissart) Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! (https://craig.chat/home/) Want to find out more about us? https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us? RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)

Story Arc: "A Night on the Town" This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Making their way back to the keep! I am Sailor Moon, champion of justice! On behalf of the moon, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you! Sailor Moon. 1993. [DVD] Japan. Cast & Credits: Producer, Editor & DM: Scott Editor & Bambi: Jin (https://www.twitch.tv/phantomquill) Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre Bengt: Tommy- Sanjana: Lena Theme Music: Taylor Calise Additonal Sound Effects: Zapsplat.com Art: Jon Bliss (https://twitter.com/jonblissart) Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! (https://craig.chat/home/) Want to find out more about us? https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us? RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)