The Dark Ride

We've got friend of the pod and theme park guru, Barbie, back today to talk about the shiny brand new kid in the neighborhood, Universal's Epic Universe. She's been a bunch and has the skinny without the spoilers. This is a vibes-heavy show all about the low down on a place that we cant wait to explore. Come hear all about it with us.Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, disney adult, fandom, Magic Kingdom, Rides, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Orlando, Islands of Adventure, Epic Universe, Universal Studios

Come get yo fix. We talk about where we've been for the last few weeks. A bit of trip report as Ryan talks all about his trip to Puerto Rico. then we keep it local with a spoiler free talk about Broadways newest Hit; Stranger Things: The First Shadow. So glad to be back in the studio. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit down dining, Hotel, Deluxe Hotel, Giant Pool, Man made lake, group slide, Moderate Hotel, Value Hotel, Resort, Swan , Dolphin, Boardwalk, Yacht, Beach, Club, Crescent Lake, Epcot,  buffet, Magic Kingdom, Rides, Hollywood Studios, MGM, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels with a side trip to the Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this episode, get ready to go outta the mouse house and talk all about Staying Off Property. What are the good, the bad, and the ugly parts of finding parking at 1 am at a Hyatt off of I Drive? Lets see what deals can be found outside the bubble!Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit down dining, Hotel, Deluxe Hotel, Giant Pool, Man made lake, group slide, Moderate Hotel, Value Hotel, Resort, Swan , Dolphin, Boardwalk, Yacht, Beach, Club, Crescent Lake, Epcot,  buffet, Magic Kingdom, Rides, Hollywood Studios, MGM, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

This week on an all-new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’, we continue our deep dive into hotels with a side trip to the Drunk Distory's Resort Round Up. On this episode, get ready to get big pool energy as we talk all about the new Evermore Orlando Resort. This resort has luxury in spades all around a pool so big you can ride in a Willy Wonka style boat to get from one side to the other. Will this villa bespeckled hot spot full of beautiful people, provide all soaked in sun, fun filled splendor our drunk little minds can handle, or will its vast lake like setting break our bank.  There’s only one way to find out!Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit down dining, Hotel, Deluxe Hotel, Giant Pool, Man made lake, group slide, Moderate Hotel, Value Hotel, Resort, Swan , Dolphin, Boardwalk, Yacht, Beach, Club, Crescent Lake, Epcot,  buffet, Magic Kingdom, Rides, Hollywood Studios, MGM, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast

This week on ‘The Dark Ride’ we get artsy and fartsy as we discuss  Epcot Festival of the Arts! This year all things are coming up Figment, listen in to hear our thoughts on this festival and the rest of Adriane's first third of a wild trip.  So should you pack your bags and head to the showcase lagoon for this quicky quirky festival? There’s only one way to find out!Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, sit-down dining, EPCOT, Japan Pavillion, Teppan Edo, Tokyo Dining, Katsura Grill, Mitsukoshi, Mitsiyaki, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, Disney Restaurants, Rides, History, booze, steaks, cheddar soup, poutine, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Mickey's in Santa mode, looking quite plump, With festive ears perched on his jolly round rump, The park's packed with tourists in matching red sweaters, Wallet-draining magic that couldn't get better! Fake snow falls sideways in subtropical heat, Overpriced churros - a sugar-filled treat, Kids screaming with joy (or perhaps just pure rage), Disney's Christmas chaos is center stage! Princesses prancing with tinsel and cheer, Selfie sticks wielded like weapons, oh dear! One turkey leg costs more than my first car, But who's counting? We're making memories - har-har! Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, Seaworld, Jollywood Nights, MVMCP, Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, Shamu, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Turkey Legs and Dolewhip while spying on Native Americans from the Liberty Belle Riverboat, what are your family traditions for the eatiest drinkiest, nappiest holiday this side of Tomorrowland? and what is a Thanksgiving without Villains and rants about influencers, well listen in to hear ours. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, Seaworld, Jollywood Nights, MVMCP, Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, Shamu, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

Jollywood Nights or Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, which shin dig of 2024 is gonna get your toes a tappin and your wallets a waving. to discover all the holiday huffabaloo we brought back friend of the show and trendsetter of tinsel Magical Hijinx (Demi) (@magicalhijinx) Demi is always the first to know and shes here to let us all in on all the holiday happenings of these two fiesty festivities. so throw on your favorite spirit Jersey, stoke the screensaver of fire, and curl up like pluto as we get all Holiday hootenanny up in your ear holes. Drunk Distory, The Dark Ride, Funny, Comedy, Comedians, Adult Disney Podcast, Adult Universal Podcast, Adult Themepark Podcast, Vacation, Universal Studios Orlando, Disney Vacation, suns out guns out, Disney Hollywood Studios, Magic Kingdom, EPCOT, epcot, Animal Kingdom, Rides, Seaworld, Jollywood Nights, MVMCP, Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, Shamu, History, booze, Theme Park Podcast, Orlando, Amusement Park, Drinking Game Podcast, Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Pack your socks and sandals, and hold on to your Bretzels because this week we’re headed to the land of beer and sausages! That’s right it’s – It’s Germany Pavilion week There’s lots of amazing shopping, food, and beer in this pavilion but does it have what it takes to take down the other 10 pavilions? There’s only one way to find out!

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Grab your favorite Fez because this week we’re heading to the beautifully themed Morroco Pavilion! The home of Aladdin and Jasmine, or at least that’s where they can be found at Epcot! There’s a lot of great shopping, food, and cocktails in this pavilion but does it have what it takes to take down the other 10 pavilions? There’s only one way to find out!

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we head back to the virtual tavern to drink beers and discuss all of the latest happenings in the Disney Universe! We start off discussing the much anticipated Star Wars Galactic Cruiser, things like how much it costs, what’s included, and does it actually go to space? We then switch gears to a more fun (and less expensive) segment where we each share our favorite and least favorite of the 5 senses at Disney World! We finish up with a rousing round of Truth or a Drink. Did one of our esteemed hosts refuse to answer and have to drink? There’s only one way to find out!

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue our mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions! Grab a baguette and your favorite beret because this week we invite you to be our guest as we head over to the France Pavilion! The home of Beauty and the Beast, Aurora, and some insane acrobats that stand on chairs! There’s a lot of great food, wine, and perfume in this pavilion but do our friends from la France Continentale have what it takes to take down the other 10 pavilions? There’s only one way to find out!

This week on an all need episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we head back to the virtual tavern to drink beers and discuss some crazy news going on in the Disney Universe! Starting with the news that the beloved Happily Ever After nighttime spectacular will be ending for good in September. So sad. *sips beer* Then we discuss the man who jumped the berm at Magic Kingdom and tried to sneak in wearing flannel in the hot Florida sun no less! We also take a bunch of great listener questions and finish up with a rousing round of Truth or a Drink. Did one our our esteemed hosts refuse to answer a question and have to drink? There’s only one way to find out!

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we begin our much anticipated mini-tournament where we drink all 11 of the Epcot’s World Showcase Pavilions!!! This podcast was made for drinking and so were these pavilions so we’re the right place! But - we’re starting off in what some might consider the wrong place - Canada! That’s right, we’re going counterclockwise baby! Deal with it haha. Canada is a beautiful pavilion, no doubt, but do our friends up north have what it takes to take down the other 10 pavilions? There’s only one way to find out!

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we hold on tight and brave our way through some very raging rapids at Universal’s Islands of Adventure to ride - Popeye & Bluto's Bilge-Rat Barges! The ride where there are lots of spectacular splashes and tons of silliness that will make you laugh, scream, and wish you brought an extra set of clothes! So, will that blowhard Bluto actually make off with Popeye's best gal Olive Oyl or will an 18-foot octopus take him all the way to the bottom of the ocean? There’s only one way to find out!

Cowabonga Baby! This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we continue hot-podcast summer by drinking yet another of the great Orlando themed water parks – Typhoon Lagoon! This storm-ravaged tropical bay is the perfect place to cool down during the hot summer months (if only it was currently open *cry-face emoji*). That’s right, it’s time to join Miss Tilly the shrimp boat that was impaled upon Mount Mayday and erupt into some laughter (with the help of some strong drinks) to see if Typhoon Lagoon and it’s dope wave pool have what it takes to take on Blizzard Beach, River Country, and Volcano Bay in this mini-tournament to find the ultimate themed water park! Do you think it could be Typhoon Lagoon? There’s only one way to find out!

This week on an information-packed episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we head back to the virtual tavern to drink Coronas and discuss some crazy news going on in the Disney Universe! Starting with an interview with Alex of @alex64gaming on Instagram who is the person who shared with the world the now infamous video of the women who jumped off of the boat on the ‘Living WithThe Land’ ride to steal a cucumber! And boy did we need a few drinks to get through this story, it’s that wild! We finish up with some more news followed by a rousing round of Truth or a Drink where one of us actually choose not to answer the question this time. Any guesses who? There’s only one way to find out!

This week on a hilariously drunk episode of ‘The Dark Ride’ we head back to the virtual tavern to drink strong IPAs and answer a bunch of fun listener questions! That’s right, you asked and we answered some of your craziest queries like: What’s the most overrated Disney movie? And what do you miss most about being a kid at Disney? And as if that wasn’t enough, we finished the show with a rousing game of Truth or Drink that involved annoying family members to be at the parks with and which members of the fab five do we think wouldn’t survive a zombie apocalypse! So, did we answer or did we drink? There’s only one way to find out!

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we drop into Universal’s Islands of Adventure to drink the one and only - Jurassic Park River Adventure! A water raft ride 6.5 Billion years in the making! Did you know that when built, the 85-foot plunge was the largest theme park water descent ever constructed? Or that the baby stegosaurus and its mother who are sharing a tender moment together during the ride are completely real and in no way animatronic? I mean this is Jurassic Park, after all! Okay only one of those facts is true. Do you know which one? There’s only one way to find out!

This week on an all new episode of Drunk Distory presents ‘The Dark Ride’ we stumble down to an old fashioned swimming hole to drink the now defunct Disney legend - River Country! That’s right, just off the shores of Bay Lake once stood Disney’s first water park. It closed in 2001 and sat abandoned for almost 2 decades and in the process gained a cult-like following thanks to some creepy footage captured by urban explorers. It’s since been demolished, but the fond childhood memories splashing around in it’s muddy waters still remain. So, will this once beloved water park rise past the levee or will it break and let in a brain eating amoeba? There’s only one way to find out!