Mickey's in Santa mode, looking quite plump,
With festive ears perched on his jolly round rump,
The park's packed with tourists in matching red sweaters,
Wallet-draining magic that couldn't get better!

Fake snow falls sideways in subtropical heat,
Overpriced churros - a sugar-filled treat,
Kids screaming with joy (or perhaps just pure rage),
Disney's Christmas chaos is center stage!

Princesses prancing with tinsel and cheer,
Selfie sticks wielded like weapons, oh dear!
One turkey leg costs more than my first car,
But who's counting? We're making memories - har-har!

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