The David Lee Roth Quote Of The Week

DLR is retiring! Or... IS HE? This week's quote is "It’s always irritated me that people say, 'Where’s the action? Oh wow, there’s no action here; let’s go somewhere else.' These people will never find the action." Tex and Ruby talk Dave's retirement announcement, Las Vegas, Night Court, FOMO, and we begin unpacking DLR's No Holds Bar-B-Que video from 2002.

This week we are joined by our friend David Nailling. At the age of four, Dave used to sneak into his brother's room to listen to "1984", and he's never looked back. This week's quote is "The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit." Tex, Ruby, and Dave talk about a new change to The Hagar Policy, bassist/hot sauce mogul Michael Anthony, when self-improvement becomes unhealthy, alternate timelines in the Metallica Cinematic Universe, and we revisit the legend of MTV's The Lost Weekend contest. 

We're back after an unexpected hiatus! This week's quote is "There are two rules to living well. The first is: don't sweat the little shit. The second is: it's all little shit. In other words: we may be lost, but we're way ahead of schedule." Tex and Ruby discuss the latest on the KISS/DLR debacle, living in unprecedented times, gratitude, and we ask the hardhitting question: why are there no DLR drag queens?

This week's quote is "You're either going up the mountain, or down the mountain... all your time is ascending and then going back down the mountain.. your time at the top is almost insignificant." Tex and Ruby discuss the recent Gene Simmons vs DLR feud, the Beatles vs the Stones, learning to appreciate the journey, bands that do multiple farewell tours, Jeopardy, and then we dunk on Gene Simmons some more.  * uploaded a new audio file on 8/25, the original file cuts off in the last 15 minutes :(

This week's quote is: "It's not whether you win or lose, it's how good you looked doing it!" Tex and Ruby discuss ZZ Top, impostor syndrome, Mad Max, and the legend of the brown M&M's.

This week's quote is "People ask me how far I've come... and I tell them twelve feet: from the audience to the stage." Our guest this week is John Nagle, a comedian from Baltimore, Maryland; we discuss our love of 80's hair metal, making the transition from fan to performer, and John uses the word "cromulent" in a sentence.

Our first episode! This week's quote is "Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." Tex and Ruby discuss money, happiness, and yachts.