This week we are joined by our friend David Nailling. At the age of four, Dave used to sneak into his brother's room to listen to "1984", and he's never looked back. This week's quote is "The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit." Tex, Ruby, and Dave talk about a new change to The Hagar Policy, bassist/hot sauce mogul Michael Anthony, when self-improvement becomes unhealthy, alternate timelines in the Metallica Cinematic Universe, and we revisit the legend of MTV's The Lost Weekend contest.