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The Maltiverse
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Welcome to The Maltiverse, Malta’s premier comedy podcast, putting the island on the global laughter map! Join hosts Jay from XFM and Steve Hili, two comedic powerhouses, as they skillfully navigate the quirks of Maltese life with wit, humor, and a touch of irreverence.
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We’re back, baby! Season 3 of The Maltiverse kicks off with a bang – and this one’s all about terrible bosses, crappy jobs, and the funniest work stories you’ll ever hear.
From the boss who shaved his bits in front of his employee to the football coach who analysed the WRONG team – Steve and Jay are diving into the wildest job stories from Malta and beyond.
Plus:💌 The Agony Uncle segment is back – with some hilarious (and slightly filthy) listener problems.🤔 A Would You Rather that goes completely off the rails… and leaves one Maltese radio station manager catching a few strays!
If you’ve ever had a nightmare job, a mad boss, or just love a laugh about the madness of work life – this one’s for you.
👇 Got your own story or problem for Agony Uncle?Send it to cavemen.me/story
💥 Big shoutout to our amazing sponsors:☕ Bruvv (Balzan) – Two brothers (and one mum) serving up brilliant coffee and treats!👉 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt/
🕯️ Fog Buddies (Hamrun) – Aromatic gifts, candles, and grown-up goodies. Perfect for Christmas!👉 www.fogbuddies.com
👕 K Concepts – Printing legends behind our merch!👉 www.kconceptsmalta.com
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🎧 Hit subscribe for more chaos, comedy, and Maltese madness – with Steve & Jay tackling the world’s dilemmas, one laugh at a time.
Here it is; the grand finale of Season 2! We wrapped things up in style at the Huskie brewery, our amazing sponsors for this season, and we brought in none other than the legendary Denise Gafa for some unforgettable shenanigans.
Expect big laughs, great brews, and... a glory hole? Yep, we went there. Buckle up for a wild one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx2mRTVSf-A
Things are getting kinky on The Maltiverse! This episode is all about naughty confessions—the ones you wouldn't dare admit in public (but lucky for us, you sent them in anonymously 👀).
From unexpected fetishes to downright outrageous confessions, we dive into the spiciest stories Malta has to offer.
Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more madness!
https://youtu.be/4xYoTjvnGZU
Everyone loves a good rant, and in this episode of The Maltiverse, we're diving headfirst into the world of complaints, gripes, and over-the-top moaning! From the pettiest annoyances to full-blown frustrations, we’re breaking down what gets under people’s skin and why we just can’t stop complaining.
https://youtu.be/dYM3p3gROf0
Gozo: the land of relaxation, ġbejna, and… absolute chaos? In this episode of The Maltiverse, we dive into the craziest, funniest, and most bizarre stories from Malta’s sister island. Joining Steve and Jay are the legendary Pia Zammit and the hilarious Corrine Muscat, ready to spill the tea on Gozo’s wild side.
https://youtu.be/jCCnVEvynF8
Get ready for a wild ride as we dive into the world of deception! In this episode, we’re sharing the best lies you’ve ever told and the most ridiculous ones you’ve been told. FThis episode is packed with humor, storytelling, and the ultimate call-out moments.
This episode is brought to you by Huskie Craft Beer.
🎧 You won’t want to miss this! Let’s expose the truth about lies—Maltiverse-style.
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This week, we’re suiting up to imagine what the ultimate Maltese superheroes would be like! We’re bringing our island’s unique flavor to the world of heroes. Plus, we see the return of the Toysfourplay.com Agony Uncle, where we tackle your juiciest dilemmas with a mix of wisdom and wit. 💌 And don't miss a super special feature from Len Caruana Health and Fitness to keep you inspired and motivated. 💪
This episode is brought to you by Huskie Craft Beer, Toysfourplay.com and Len Caruana Health & Fitness
🎧 Tune in for laughs, creativity, and a little bit of Maltese magic!
https://youtu.be/5ugAANCc1ZA
We're kicking off 2025 with an exciting new episode featuring the one and only David Ozi Borg! This time, we're diving into the theme of Nostalgia and Malta in the 90s, reminiscing about iconic moments and weird memories from a truly unforgettable era. Plus, we're debuting our very first Agony Uncle segment—expect advice, laughs, and a whole lot more.
A big shoutout to our sponsors for making this episode possible: Huskie Craft Beer, Toysfourplay.com, and Len Caruana Health and Fitness.
https://youtu.be/CgL1bSqa308
Steve Hili and Jason Zammit are here to spread some holiday cheer and share a few festive laughs with all of you. We’re so grateful for your support this year, it’s been one wild ride through the Maltiverse!
The Maltiverse and Cavemen Malta Crew wish you all a Merry Christmas and an amazing holiday season! Brought to you by The Huskie Craft Beer Company.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djAmAzwH1AU
Steve and Jay bring holiday cheer with the very first Maltiverse Christmas Special, joined by the amazing Losco Sisters!
This festive episode features a chaotic mince pie challenge, we read out your filthiest Christmas pick-up lines, and we discuss the worst gifts we've ever received.
https://youtu.be/ZXOzM09RP0E
It’s time for the Maltiverse Awards 2024! 🌟 This special episode is all about celebrating the Heros, Zeros, and the biggest Paċċu of the year. Joining us as special guests are the mildly talented James Ryder and Naomi Said from the Comedy Knights! 🎭✨
During this episode expect some special superstar appearances!
Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and hit the notification bell to keep up with the fun!
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In this hilarious episode of The Maltiverse, we dive into the craziest, funniest, and downright weirdest stories from weddings, stag dos, and hen parties! 💍🍾 To stories vary from unforgettable stags to sheep lovin… This episode is packed with laughter and surprises, so make sure to share, like and subscribe!
https://youtu.be/nvnVmPb3Akk
In this second episode, we’re diving into the weird and wonderful with our theme, “The Strangest Things Seen in Malta.” Thanks to our listeners for sending in some funny stories! This episode is packed with surprises and laughs, so make sure to watch till the end! Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more episodes! If you have a strange story to share, we’d love to hear it—drop it in the comments or submit it anonymously through our portal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkrpHEtgNqc
We’re kicking off Season 2 with a bang! Watch as Valentina Rossi, Undine Laverve, Kevin Naudi, Nate Darmanin, Frank Zammit, Jade Schembri, and Raphael Pace in this very special and spicy season premiere and watch Steve and Jay take on the 9 Million SHU NOVI Burger - Hot Wing Challenge! 🌶️😱
Can they handle the heat? Or will the spice be too much? 🔥👀
Get ready for intense reactions, fiery fun, and some unforgettable moments! 🔥
👉 Hit that subscribe button and don't miss out on the action!
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WOULD YOU RATHER
Welcome to the SEASON FINALE of the most chaotic game in Malta – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🌞🍹
To bring the curtain down, the fearless Abigail Mallia and the unstoppable Carlos Debattista returned for the last dance of summer — diving head-first into the most outrageous dilemmas yet:
⚡ Naked boss… or naked Nanna?👽 Alien abduction… or caressing Peppi Azzopardi?🧻 And the eternal mystery: Why do mummies love us so much?
Fuelling this madness from episode one all the way to the grand finale were the heroes of flavour – BRUVV Balzan 🍋🍝. Two brothers (and their mum ❤️) keeping the madness alive with food so cheeky and soulful, it deserves its own standing ovation. (Vegans, rejoice — they’ve got you covered too 🌱).
And so… the season closes. A summer of mayhem, laughter, and the kind of questions you’ll never get out of your head. Thank you BRUVV. Thank you guests. And thank YOU for playing along. 🙌
This wasn’t just a game.This was The Maltiverse: Would You Rather.The season may be over… but the legend lives on. 🚀✨AND We have got a new season coming up in just a few weeks!
📍 https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt
#TheMaltiverse #WouldYouRather #SeasonFinale #SummerSpecials #Bruvv #Cavemen #ComedyChaos #EpicFinale #NannaVsBoss #SteveHili #JasonZammit #MadeInMalta #Maltesesummer
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WOULD YOU RATHER🔥 Have your nudes splashed across the front page… or never climax again? 😳Welcome to the penultimate episode of the wildest game of the Maltese summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉🌞
This week, fan-favourite Denise Gafa returned to face even more ridiculous dilemmas. And yes, chaos quickly followed as we debated…✨ Glow-in-the-dark genitals vs musical ones 🎶🌙 Night hikes with Denise📸 And the very real danger of Steve’s Nutscapes getting published…
And fuelling the madness as always – the legends at BRUVV Balzan 🙌🔥👉 Proper homemade grub.👉 Tasty. Naughty. Dangerously addictive.👉 And yes vegans, they’ve still got you covered 🌱.
📍 Show them some love ➡️ https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt“It’s messy. It’s naughty. It’s the end-of-summer chaos you’ve secretly been craving! 🍹🔥
https://youtu.be/I3rO8EVlp7Q
WOULD YOU RATHER 👉 stop touching yourself… or win a Ġieħ ir-Repubblika?
Welcome to the most ridiculous game of the Maltese summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉🌞
This week, radio legend Nate Darmanin from Vibe jumped in with us… and things got beautifully out of hand:
⚽ Football glory vs orgasmic glory 🎯
🏅 National honours vs hand honours ✋🍒
👖 Why are Steve’s pants around his ankles (again)?
And fuelling all this chaos – the legends at BRUVV Balzan 🍋🍝. Two brothers (and their mum ❤️) cooking up proper soul food – homemade, cheeky, and dangerously moreish. Those limoncello balls? Absolute heaven in a bite 😇. (Vegans, don’t worry, they’ve got your back too🌱).
📍 Show them love here: https://www.facebook.com/bruvv.mt
It’s filthy 😏. It’s unhinged 🤯. It’s exactly what you didn’t know you needed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8O_xZt7PhE
WOULD YOU RATHER 👉 Fart every time you orgsm …or orgsm every time you fart?Welcome to the naughtiest game of the summer – The Maltiverse: Would You Rather – Summer Specials! 🎉☀️This week, comedy bad boy Dan Xuereb joined us… and things got wild very quickly! We dive into:🍑 Ultimate fantasies vs lifetime supplies of pastizzi 🥟⚽ Chelsea vs Nipples 🍒💨 Can Jay actually hold in a fart?
All while munching on beautiful, epic treats from BRUVV in Balzan – two brothers + one awesome mum serving homemade, feel-good food (vegans, they’ve got you too 🌱).
📍 Check them out: /bruvv.mt
It’s naughty 😈. It’s unhinged 🤪. It’s exactly what you came here for.
https://youtu.be/y9_5ysquP6U
🎙 WOULD YOU RATHER: Cousin “cuddles” or getting jiggy to L-Aħħar Bidwi? 😳🌽
Welcome to the filthiest, funniest game of the summer, The Maltiverse: Would You Rather Summer Specials!
This week, theatre legends Malcolm Galea and Toni Attard are back for round 2, and things get very weird in just 8 minutes as we delve into:
🔥 What Jay used to have on his head in the 90s
🌍 Inc*st vs Traditional Maltese music
🚪 The ultimate classic – O-face or O-voice?
All while demolishing mouthwatering treats from BRUVV in Balzan – two brothers + one awesome mum serving fresh, homemade, feel-good food (yes, vegans, you’re covered).
📍 Check them out: /bruvv.mt It’s naughty. It’s unhinged. It’s exactly what you came here for.
#TheMaltiverse #WouldYouRather #MaltaComedy #SteveHili #JasonZammit #Bruvv #MalteseSummer #Cavemen #ToniAttard #MalcolmGalea #Theatre
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🎤 WOULD YOU RATHER… 🤯
Spend a night with your ultimate fantasy… if they smelled like a family member? 😳👃
It’s another round of absolute chaos with The Maltiverse Would-You-Rather Summer Series 🌞🔥 with Steve Hili & Jason Zammit!
This week, we roped in Nate & Nicole from Vibe to wrestle with the real dilemmas that matter:
✌ Fingers… or Fabrizio?📺 Crush… or your favourite newscaster? 😏🍝 And did Nicole play Would-You-Rather with Gino D’Acampo?! 🤯
Huge love to the BRUVV legends in Balzan – fuelling the madness with ☕️ next-level coffees, 🍩 sweet delights, 🍺 craft beers and 🍉 their unbeatable watermelon bliss. You can’t beat a bit of BRUVV!
📍 facebook.com/bruvv.mt
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