It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas on The Maltiverse!



This week Steve & Jay unwrap the terrible gifts, and festive fails from Malta and beyond.From a dodgy goldfish to an ashtray shaped like someone’s… erm… bits, all the way to the legendary saga of an injured colonel’s wife — we’re diving headfirst into the wildest holiday mishaps you sent in.



🎁 PLUS:We play a totally deranged Christmas Would You Rather? featuring fairy lights, questionable decorations, and… yes… anuses. (We’re sorry. Sort of.)



This episode is for you if you’ve ever:🎁 Received a terrible Christmas present🍷 Got way too excited at the office Xmas party😳 Survived a painfully awkward Christmas lunch…then welcome home. This is your festive chaos.



👇 Got your own story or a problem for Agony Uncles Steve & Jay?Send it here: cavemen.me/story



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