The Outside View

On this pocket edition episode the Interpreter of Condolences shares the heartwarming heroic epilogue of retired police officer Masao Gunji from Chiba, Japan. From dildos to calculators, Masao holds the Guiness Book of World Record's title for largest collection of Hello Kitty paraphernalia. Come relax with The Outside View thinking about relaxing with Gunji and his cooperative wife in the Hello Kitty Dome!

The Outside View presents, OSV Funk. Check out the music video on our [Youtube Channel!](https://youtu.be/ha6vY4YG-fY)

Patriotism. The Outside View’s first podcasting in matching American flag banana hammocks live streamed on Instagram. Do you know the muffin man? In this episode Kason, The Interpreter of Condolences, and Mr. Smiley discuss what type of live or dead beings they prefer to catapult at their enemies. Also! Kason shares whales of tales about Kevin Wise from Slidell, Louisiana and Daniel Armendariz from Florida and their indoor pond swimming shenanigans. When you jump into a a giant tank full of bass in a Bass Pro Shop, would you do it fully clothed or naked? How many laps do you think you could do? No matter how you do it, watch out for No Joke Treasure McGraw!

In this throw back episode. Kason and The Interpreter of Condolences try to solve the mystery of wether James Durek of Woodbridge, New Jersey was masturbating after getting Taco Bell and accidently driving his car into a Verizon store at Inman Grove Shopping Center. These throw back episodes are recordings that Kai and Kason did prior to having a Mr. Smiley engineering sound. Some mastering has been done, but the audio quality is not as great. Hopefully you enjoy!

A story of tragedy, sadness, of heroic police and the investigative work they do. On this episode of The Outside View we follow Lt. Rossi from the Natick Massachusetts Police Department and the hunt for Andrea Grosser the 51 year old nanny. Is someone shi**ing in your backyard? Detective Smiley comes out of retirement to sleuth this $hit. Figuratively and Literally. Also, Where do you keep your Jars of tongues? Find out where Ronald A Boggman does. Also some words from our new mega church sponsor.

Kason brings back to life a legend, a hero, a magician, the story.. of Ken Allen. The Outside View has created it's own sponsors! Reckless Sandwhiches, Insane Hotdogs, and Big Dick's smoke house. We also begin the hunt for the infamous serial killer, Barry Bagler.

Debut Interview Outside View. In this unique episode Kason, Smiley, and The Interpreter of Condolences speak with Yuri Boler, a model from Korea, about her passions. Do you know what a Jindo is? How bout the Korean K9 Rescue in New York? CLEAN F***ING BANDIT! Entertain and educate yourselves amidst a pandemic with Yuri and The Outside View. (Part 2)

Debut Interview Outside View. In this unique episode Kason, Smiley, and The Interpreter of Condolences speak with Yuri Boler, a model from Korea, about her passions. Do you know what a Jindo is? How bout the Korean K9 Rescue in New York? CLEAN F***ING BANDIT! Entertain and educate yourselves amidst a pandemic with Yuri and The Outside View. (Part 1)

Welcome to an Outside View pandemic podcast from the epicenter of the Crescent City. Well once again we bring you news about a passionate floridian! No alligators, possibly drugs, definitely trolling. How many felonies would you risk to save 2 bucks? Lets take a look at the passionate LeRoy Stotelmyer, the Toll Troll.

It is hard to find news in pandemics. In this episode The Interpreter of Condolences shares # a collection of news stories with Kason and Mr. Smiley that you might have missed in the beginning of the COVID-19 epidemic. What kind of weird things can you find going in and out of asses? Why is a deaf man suing pornhub? Did you know the Atlantic City Police Department does comedy tweets? Will the guy that took a sh*t on my porch please come help me clean it up. All this and more. The Outside View.

The Outside View presents the cure for COVID-19 Novel Corona Virus. cats.

If you were an undercover highway patrol agent in charge of running sting operations on sex clubs, how quickly would you "finish" the case? In this episode of The Outside View kason, mr smiley, and the interpreter of condolences explore the dark underbelly of Dayton, Ohio's drugs and sex culture. Also, MEGACHURCH!

How much nature is too much nature? Grab your notebook and a calendar if you want to learn how to make gold. Reality transurfing? Who the f**k is Deni Vann? What do George Michael, M. Night Shyamalan, and David Bowie have to do with you becoming an Alchemist? Join the Smiley and Mr. Condolences as they head to heady, guided by Kason. Find out your answers. Get spiritually woke in this episode of The Outside View.

San Francisco, CA. A timeless harbor for champions from the far east land of the rising sun. From Sumo wrestling to masturbating, the outside view explores the passions that fuel the drive of world champions Umegatani and Masanobu Sato. How long can you last? Does it matter where we put a disclaimer? Are you too lazy to talk to your kids about sex education? Are you a champion? It's a grind you know?" - Mr. Smiley, "They say, you do what you love, you never work a day in your life." - Kason

### The final F**k you to a community that he fought all his life. **The animals are out gunned, scared as , and one man has gunned them down**. A sleep deprived Jack Hannah cries in front of a grizzly bear exhibit at the Columbus Zoo. WTF is quilt faire? Kason and Kai can agree that bears do not ride scooters. When it comes to cat math, cat to bear conversion is sloppy at best. Enjoy this episode of the Outside View for the conclusion of the 1898 "pottery capital of the world" massacre.

### **Only one thing has happend in Zainsville in 200 years, other than it being the original capital of Ohio.** **Why catch things if you can shoot them?** How do you lose a Giraffe? Can large jungle cats flatten themselves out like domestic cats? We explore the passionate mind of one Mr. Terry Thompson. Cuddle up with your favorite national geographic and machine gun and hit play on this episode of The Outside View. The Zainseville Massacre.

### The passionate tale of Dr. Elmo Griggs. **You know those times when you are driving around drunk with human organs in your car? Well this is just one of those times.** Kason weaves the epic tale of one passionate Dr. Elmo while a trashed Mr. Condolences gets hung up on white privilage and ageism, and Mr. Smiley realizes his dream of becoming an African Doctor can come true. Did you know gladbags can replace slovenly mothers? oh yeah, fuck Chad.

### **Cats on Cocaine** - The Outside View Got nothing to do it's a saturday night Lookin for some pussy so I get online So many options overwhelming my brain. Fuck it, do a line, time for cats on cocaine. I'm hearing white lines by the furious five. Thinkin bout a dope track to back up this rhyme. As the sun comes up feelin so sublime. Nothin but cats and cocaine on my mind. Cats, unicorns, dolphins, and lazer eyes. Godzilla kitties purr over tokyo cries. Psychadelic kittens floating through space. Cats on cocaine is my happy place. Cats on Cocaine. Tryin to find a way to pick me up and calm me down. Tryin to get some coke and some pussy on the town. Never found a better high anywhere around. Give me coke and kitties and you know I'm gettin down. Hard line, soft fur, now I'm feelin pretty. Sprawled out on the couch while I'm strokin on my kitty. Peepin out the window cause I know they out to get me. Just give me your kitty cat cause I don't want your pity. Got my favorite girl and my nostrils in my lap. Too much fun, too much fur, you know I might relapse. So often I feel lost, just can't stay on track. Cats on cocaine man, the thing to bring me back. Only got one question. Try to tell the truth sir. Hard line, soft fur, that's my only answer! Cats on Cocaine. Oooo Ahhhh.

### **To catch a DILF** **After 30 years of being a man of God. Satan has infilitrated a man through Grindr and has provided him with the sweet meat of Arby's to provide for sexual perversions - The Outside View 3:16.** How many sandwhiches would it take you to bang a guy self labeled as "dad I'd like to fu*k" from a gay online hook up app? Would you let him top off your tank? What are the reprecussions?! We have all the answers on this episode of The Outside View.

Less is More. not dwarf porn. Keep your earballs warm, get prepared for this weeks storm. You do not need legs to Rap and this week we continue exploring the tale of Less Legs Perkins, a rapper, and avid fan of ICP. Who ran over who with the golf cart? Wtf is a strange ninja fright fest? What is a Juggalo?! Fuck TMZ! All this and more on the new episode of The Outside View. "see, what I tell ya'll a few weeks ago, media fucking reporters and non-juggalos try to make documentaries and exploit the culture, do not belong at the gathering of the juggalos. man fuck that guy that got his shit hit and went snitchen none-the-less, he didn't sue less, but he is just a passionate fuckin ninja, but you know, I hope you get to feel what it's like to drive with a baseball bat. This is our world. This is our world. This is our world. Get the fuck out!!!!" - Mr. Mime, Juggalo