The Standing Desk Podcast

A comedic take on work, pop culture and current events. New episodes weekly.

Ep. 154: Screen Monogamy

Dan and Ben discuss Mr. Pibb, Sprite Zero, RFK Jr.’s impact on lemonades, the Colbert Late Night cancellation, ads before a movie, streaming vs. movie theaters, Superman (2025), 3D movies, the heat in New York vs. places like Arizona and Florida, thoughts on wearing shorts in the office, and putting former employers in your LinkedIn and Twitter bios.

07-25
26:21

Ep. 153: Audit and Cutlets

Dan and Ben sit down with FloQast account executive — and former business development representative — Matt Strake to discuss chicken cutlets, good cold call strategies, bad cold call strategies, the worst cold calls he’s ever had, parrots, the nine innings challenge, and more.

07-11
41:18

Ep. 152: Anvil Prank

Dan and Ben discuss an anvil prank, the Justin Bieber paparazzi interaction, Ben’s encounter with an entrepreneur, a life insurance sales pitch, ad structures, Kim Kardashian’s interaction with ChatGPT, and more. 

06-23
38:50

Ep. 151: Cheesed to Meet You

Dan and Ben discuss a surprisingly good birthday card, a Saratoga water review, popsicles vs. Otter Pops, bribery as a sales tactic, Jony Ive joining OpenAI, wearable technology and whether it’ll ever catch on, a power ranking of job perks, and more.

05-23
24:17

Ep. 150: Tactical Casual

Dan and Ben discuss comparisons between Sabrina Carpenter and Katy Perry, hydration drinks, frozen lemonade, 100 men vs. one gorilla, teams of people who could beat a gorilla in a fight, an interesting character at a bar, rules for wearing merch from movies, plays/musicals and TV shows, AI wearable recording devices, AI meeting summaries, an app that’s essentially Uber for personal security, and more.

05-02
32:13

Ep. 149: Brass Tacks

Dan and Ben discuss antioxidant teas, pink lemonade drinks, Katy Perry in space, an AI lawyer, Human vs. Hamster, gym etiquette, the Mount Rushmore of white rappers, and more.

04-22
25:27

Ep. 148: Fighting a Creature of the Sea

Dan and Ben discuss piña colada coffee creamer, craft-brewed tea, an interesting cold call method, our ideas for cold call approaches, two LinkedIn posts about B2B sales, using ChatGPT to draft LinkedIn posts, the Studio Ghibli AI art trend, new-age baseball food (giant sandwiches and tiramisu), thoughts about sneezing and saying bless you, career advice, and more.

04-10
39:55

Ep. 147: Credit Card Aura

Dan and Ben discuss milk, the flavor “seaberry,” a corporate espionage scheme between Deel and Ripling, Amazon’s attempt at corporate espionage, Lollapalooza headliners and the criticism of Gracie Abrams headlining, a tier list of credit cards based on aura, and more.

03-22
34:08

Ep. 146: Audit Stuff

Dan and Ben discuss root beer-flavored sparkling water, flavor chemist salaries, Naked Juice copycats, virtue signaling on social media when it comes to entertainment and work, New York Magazine’s list of impressive interview questions, immigration gold cards, the “startup mentality” of this administration, Southwest Airlines’ new bag policy, the many problems of airline seating tiers right now, there are tiers for everything now, Dan is done with Ubers, and more.

03-13
47:14

Ep. 145: Corporate Catfishing

Dan and Ben discuss revenge quitting, the ethics behind giving notice, interpersonal dynamics of leaving a job, corporate catfishing, anti-perks, reverse mentoring, burnout blocking, micro-retiring, a review of the Super Bowl half-time show, and more. Ben also shares his top five of the week, which includes “Best,” and “Circle Back.”

02-17
17:36

Ep. 144: CYA

Dan and Ben discuss compliance training, aptitude tests in interviews, matching someone’s tone in sales calls, LinkedIn connection rules, DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency), Kava, Kava bar experiences, tingly mouths, R. Kelly, funding for probiotic sodas, office lighting, restaurant lighting, The Apprentice, and more. Dan also shares his top five of the week, which includes Threads and Reddit.

02-07
39:47

Ep. 143: Sell Me This Smencil

Dan and Ben discuss the continued return-to-office push, whether you’re more productive in the office, the arguments for full in-office work, whether we’d move for a job, whether we help the handoff of drinks between flight attendant and passenger, financial advice for teenagers, more probiotic drinks, Stevia leaf extract, and horrible sales advice. Ben also shares his top five of the week, which includes cherry red and Kelly green.

01-25
50:14

Ep. 142: Fringehead

Dan and Ben discuss our fourth calendar year doing the pod, Elon Musk’s burner account Adrian Dittmann, his attempt to convince a streamer he’s Adrian Dittmann and definitely not Elon Musk, AI profiles on Instagram, apps are too complicated now, a simpler time with one-function apps, whether fewer companies will go public in the future, organic colas, movie seat stealers, an interaction with an unhoused person, and more. Dan also shares his top five of the week, which includes Hellbender and Fringehead.

01-11
27:00

Ep. 141: Something About Badgers

Dan and Ben record in person to discuss coffee badging, Delta’s new partnership with Shake Shack, why gift guides are bad, Good Housekeeping’s gift guide (which includes bidets, an AirTag wallet, a mini chainsaw, and a password book), two drinks offered at La Grande Orange in Phoenix, the rights to a parlay as a White Elephant gift, the drones over New Jersey, and more. Ben also gives his Top Five of the week, which includes gingham and houndstooth. 

12-21
32:38

Ep. 140: Rudolph Truther

Dan and Ben discuss approaches to a work white elephant party, Ben’s white elephant gift selection this year, a crazy HR email following a company survey, the leaders in private jet miles and emissions this year, whether Elon’s cabinet position will lead to a higher adoption of electric cars, a new Liquid Death flavor, some takes on Secret Santa, Hawk Tuah’s cryptocurrency scandal, investing vs. betting, and more. Dan also shares his Top Five of the week, which includes Krampus and Blitzen. 

12-13
42:58

Ep. 139: Use a Knife

Dan and Ben talk about their approaches to Black Friday and Cyber Monday, Ben’s distaste for needless kitchen gadgets, a hot take about record Black Friday spending, a clickbait headline about robots, Salesforce’s AI sales team, AI in sales, replying to cold sales emails, receiving cold sales calls, cucumber limeade, relaxation drinks, and the Bluesky resurgence. Ben also shares his Top Five of the week, which includes Platoon and Vertigo.

12-04
30:47

Ep. 138: Felonious Actions

Dan and Ben discuss a Starbucks line-cutter, Mark Zuckerberg’s song with T-Pain, Zuck’s brand transformation, a LinkedIn post about Fortnite, a fun fact about UGGs, a rating of email signatures on a professional/casual-fight/kiss matrix, our own email signature preferences, and more. Dan also shares his Top Five of the week, which includes Dansby Swanson and Mr. Rogers. 

11-26
32:52

Ep. 137: World-Class Yapper

Dan and Ben discuss a hiring manager with no empathy, the decline of fortune cookies, a fortune cookie startup idea, a military recruitment psy op, strawberry milk, Diet Dr. Pepper vs. Diet Coke, Ben’s questionable gym attire, American Airlines’ new system to combat “gate lice,” Collins Dictionary’s words of the year, and more. 

11-08
36:41

Ep. 136: Scales of Justice

Dan and Ben discuss Instagram profile cards, modern alternatives to business cards, discontinued Guinness World Records, camel wrestling, pyramids of pennies, fat cats, untimed gluttony, eating airplanes, Ben’s alter ego, being buried alive, the record for beers consumed in an hour, boxed tea (again), Calypso limeade, the etiquette of taking calls in an Uber, a New Illuminati theory featuring friend of the show Drew, GQ’s rules for watching TV, and more. Ben also shares his Top Five of the week which includes scales of justice, a rocketship and a salute.

10-25
42:01

Ep. 135: 55 Salads

Dan and Ben talk about questionable interview tests, seeing your coffee shop barista in an apartment tour video, what to do when someone pays for your meal anonymously, Hawk Tuah’s philanthropic endeavors, glass bottles vs. glass cups, thoughts on autumnal drinks, Shirley Temples, a limited edition Liquid Death flavor, AI-generated podcasts, 2000s TV, and the emotional journey of binging a show. Dan also shares his Top Five of the week, which includes beating someone 1v1 on Call of Duty’s “Rust” map and correctly ranking Kanye’s albums.

10-11
35:10

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