Dan and Ben discuss Instagram profile cards, modern alternatives to business cards, discontinued Guinness World Records, camel wrestling, pyramids of pennies, fat cats, untimed gluttony, eating airplanes, Ben’s alter ego, being buried alive, the record for beers consumed in an hour, boxed tea (again), Calypso limeade, the etiquette of taking calls in an Uber, a New Illuminati theory featuring friend of the show Drew, GQ’s rules for watching TV, and more. Ben also shares his Top Five of the week which includes scales of justice, a rocketship and a salute.