The Thread of Gentlemen

We destroy the bowl of Season Five with one final push. In this bumper episode we throw caution to the wind as we discuss the funniest stories sent in by listeners and scoured from the cheeks of the internet. We start this one with a queef, then head into some dangerous territory with Luke - the scatalogical nightmare! Finally we bring you a selection a vomit based stories before discussing the current shape of the Greek economy. It's been a real one!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You know we couldn't make a whole season with all of us being around! So Charlie and Jon unite from different parts of the world to bring you the fourth helping of Side Missions! In this episode we discuss natural skin remedies, discover what "Peacocking" is, and go through some more responses to questions posed in earlier episodes, like "What's the craziest thing you've ever done when horny"...The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Gents return with another bountiful bouquet of absolute bull from the web and our inbox! This week we discuss Train poop shenanigans, a band member gets an eyeful, some grandparents see the family jewels, and a man jacks in his job. Our Agony Aunt section returns where a woman is at her wits end with her husbands gas situation, and we recount some of the internet's favourite adult film titles. Strap in, strap up, and strap on! Let's get thready!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today's episode is a yucky one! We run through some amazing (horrible) headlines, a young video-store employee has a toilet shocker, some lads create multi-racial chaos in a tower block lift, and a guy has an poo-tinged melt down when meeting the in-laws. We question exactly what our Lord is into, and our evening question; "What's the most inappropriate thing you've done in someone else's house?". Prepare yourself!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to the moistest episode of The Thread of Gentlemen yet! We're dropping heavy loads of comedy reactions right into your ear holes. This week's stories include some suspiciously filled doughnuts, Simba gets rowdy with a sleeping lady, and a man tests out something he's only ever heard about online. Chaos will ensue.The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time to lower the tone! This week's hilarious stories and confessions take a dark turn with a military themed revenge story. Two lovers in the throws of passion get caught in a fecal blame game, Larry panics at the pool, and our Agony Uncle section returns as we discover the haunting reason our storyteller doesn't sleep at night. Strap up, strap in, and strap on! This week is a feisty one!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Roll up for another dose of depravity! This week a young man gets a sign from the insect world to stop abusing his meat. Next up, an enthusiastic couple cause an eye raising injury, and a man experiences his lowest point in a chicken shop bathroom. Our Agony Aunt section continues with an angry open letter to the perpetrator of a fecal crime and we ask, "What's the weirdest euphemism you've heard?". Strap in dear listeners and let the gentlemen lower the tone!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What's with the van people? Welcome back to the funniest and grossest stories sent in by listeners and on the internet! This week a man takes a real gamble outside the hospital - and loses. A pub crawl with the rugby team goes massively wrong when a drug hungry reveller leaves a trail of mystery behind him, and we finally tackle the now internet-famous story... The Poop Knife. Finally, we hear about a massive over-reaction dressed as revenge, and we ask "What's The Weirdest Things You Did When You Were Horny?"... Brace yourself.The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready for another wipe of the most hilarious listener stories on the web! The Gentlemen are back with this weeks bountiful selection of tall tales and funny stories. On the menu this week; a young lad plays a risky prank on his mum, the tour life catches up with a musician on the road, and once again a pizza box is forced to hold something other than a delicious doughy snack!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We're back for Season Five with a further drop in morals and a big dose of depravity! Get ready for more hilarious, vomit inducing stories sent in by listeners and from the intenet! This week we discuss the worst thing to happen on the London Underground, a chilli enthusiast needs to dispose of his crop better, a drunk man has a stroke - or wipe - of genius, and we break down some of the best tall tales your mates have told you!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Season Five is bubbling in the pot, so here's a starter to get you in the mood! This outtake from Season Four was too funny to be stranded on the cutting room floor. Prepare to have your childhood ruined as The Gentlemen consider Robot Wars...See you soon for Season Five!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've reached the end of Season Four, so sit back & relax as we end it with some more hilarious horrible stories sent in by listeners & scraped from the underbelly of the internet! This week we discuss chunder antics in McDonalds, the worst way to get a call back from a one night stand, a risky story about a fart that goes awry, Santa goes rogue, and some hospital stories to keep worried about getting old! See you soon for Season 5!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Whilst Charlie is off on his "honeymoon", we're force feeding you another spoonful of that there Side Missions.Ben & Johnny go through a traumatising tale about about a poor lizard. Then we keep things light with some horrendous pet names for lovers, and some of the worst seggs stories ever read out. Bring tarp, terps, and a net - it's about to get wild!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Having a good day? The Thread of Gentlemen podcast returns to change all that! Ben, Charlie and Johnny return to your ears with a fresh dose of hilarious horrible stories from the internet and sent in by listeners. This week we've got a difficult choice in a toilet cubicle, a lad tried his best to impregnate his pillow, and who is the one armed watcher? As if all that isn't enough, we run through some amazing stories proving once and for all that kids are stupid.The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ready, Thready, Go! Ben, Charlie and Johnny return to your eye holes with a fresh dose of hilarious horrible stories... better follow this one up with a dose of Penicillin just to be safe. This week we've got a twisted time at the teddy bear's picnic, a Scottish camper makes some terrible decisions, and a toilet phone caller learns a terrible lesson. Finally, you keep sending in your best nicknames - and we'll keep reading them! - the BEST nicknames part three!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sit back, relax, and let your hosts Ben, Charlie and Johnny serve you another slice of hilarious internet stories. This week we're reading about a kid who has a shocker whilst flexing in the shower, a guy makes a fart sponge, and we delve into a relatable tale about night club toilets. Join us for further discussion into our recent Surstromming stinky fish challenge video on Youtube!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week your hosts Ben, Charlie and Johnny serve you another hilarious confessions and funny stories sent in by listeners - so we can all learn from their mistakes! Today we've got a cautionary tale for dog walkers and an accidental win for a bush bandit, a lad overhears something harrowing in Tescos, Gaz teaches a young labourer some life lessons, and we've got a list of the most shameful nuts you'd admit to over the internet!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sit back, relax, and let your hosts Ben, Charlie and Johnny serve you another slice of deep-fried depravity. This week we're talking nosey neighbours, a woman with a stomach upset has an absolute shocker immortalised in time, and we return to a fan favourite - the BEST nicknames you've ever heard!The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Prepare to have your faith in humanity destroyed. This week your hosts Ben, Charlie and Johnny break down Stephen Hawking's alleged midget fetish, some children spread a poo as far as it will go, a chap called Steve has a bad time, and a drug-addled party boy reaches critical brown in the alcohol aisle. As if that's not enough, we serve you some horror stories from the buffet restaurant. The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths. Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kipps is ill with some kind of chest infection/STD, so we're bringing you another dollop of Side Missions. Johnny & Charlie go through some of the best comments on a recent TikTok post that went viral, we play a quick game of gross girls vs gross boys, we return to the Darwin Awards with some real plonkers, and there's possibly the grimmest story of all time. Hold tight!Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.