Ready, Thready, Go! Ben, Charlie and Johnny return to your eye holes with a fresh dose of hilarious horrible stories... better follow this one up with a dose of Penicillin just to be safe. This week we've got a twisted time at the teddy bear's picnic, a Scottish camper makes some terrible decisions, and a toilet phone caller learns a terrible lesson. Finally, you keep sending in your best nicknames - and we'll keep reading them! - the BEST nicknames part three!

The Thread of Gentlemen is a comedy podcast hosted on the Acast Network. Each week we do a kamikaze dive into the funniest confessions and stories sent in by listeners, and scrape the barrel of the internet for hilarious tales and half-truths.

Have you got a story fit for The Gentlemen? Get involved and send it over to stories@thethreadofgentlemen.com and we'll do our best to read it on the show!

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