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This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren return from sickness and dive straight into tasteless discussions about cranking it in the hip hop fish and chicken parking lot, camels, and what Asian and British people have in common. They technically review Knock Knock (2015), breaking down Keanu Reeves’ wooden performance, bad home security decisions, and why the movie would’ve been better if the lead was a full blown predator, like Matt Lauer, instead of a loving family man.Also discussed: giantess erotica, stand up green rooms, upcoming guests (Crack Amico, Mike Rainey, Sam Tallent), America’s most popular kinks, Mormon door knockers, and softcore thrusting.Available now wherever you get podcasts Thanks for listeningWe love ya

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren open the show with tiddies on the table, Bud Light breakfasts, and a full breakdown of fake knockers, gravity, and why nature intended everything to hang eventually. The conversation immediately derails into comedy nostalgia, light beer culture, and a new rule for callers: state your favorite soup and your favorite kink or get judged accordingly.The movie this week is The Loft from 2014, an erotic thriller packed with recognizable faces, baffling twists, and just enough naked booty to justify it's existence. Caleb and Lauren unpack the plot, the performances, the hairlines, and why the movie feels like it was translated from Belgian with zero regard for American dialogue.Also discussed are Grindr misunderstandings, IMDb nudity tags, erotic thrillers as a genre, and a long term plan to work through hundreds of booty forward movies on mic.This Thursday, Caleb returns to stand up at The Port Comedy Club in Baltimore for Parker Brown’s goodbye show before he leaves for NYC. Come support live comedy and send Parker off properly.Thanks for listening. We love you.

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren accidentally pivot into what may be the most irresponsible fundraiser in podcasting history: Kegels for Cash, a live charity drive to raise money for federal law enforcement to defend themselves against the deadliest threat in America: Honda Pilots.What begins as a heartfelt attempt to “make a difference” immediately derails into a deranged call-in episode featuring borsch discourse, wildly inappropriate kinky confessions, a shocking number of opinions about tomato soup, and a running debate over whether soup is for women, children, or weak men with soft hands.Along the way, the show tackles:The inherent danger of Japanese automobilesWhy Mark Wahlberg making movies about real life tragedies feels insultingThe absolute worst Top 3 soup lists ever assembledWhy tomato soup isn’t a real soupWhether miso soup is food or a biological weaponchowderSka music, Warped Tour trauma, and bass players ruining livesKaz's Kink Korner™ Deepwater Horizon (eventually)Calls are taken. Feelings are hurt. Multiple listeners flee the chat. Lauren performs hundreds of Kegels in real time while money is (technically) raised. By the end of the night, the show has successfully donated $3.16 to federal law enforcement and permanently damaged several people’s understanding of soup, love making, and film criticism.No structure. No restraint. No lessons learned.Just gazpacho and Wahlberg slander.Thanks for listening.

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren immediately get into domestic dysfunction and a long running debate over whether Caleb is "touched" or simply a man with too many hobbiesThe episode derails into extended drinking stories that include blackouts, piss soaked floors, red wine binges, stolen tequila, donut shaped tire tracks on a golf course, underage designated drivers, and a near fatal era of Caleb's life where blacking out was his special interest. Somewhere in the wreckage, they also briefly talk about One Battle After Another, which becomes a loose thematic thread tying together alcoholism, public humiliation, fistfights, and the idea that life is just a series of consecutive L's you have to take until you die.Also discussed:– Calling your mom after getting your ass kicked in public– Travis Barker's lil freak ahhhhh– HBO ads ruining the flow of a three hour movie– Late night spicy cable shows and why they were mostly disappointing (but if anyone knows where to watch old episodes of cathouse, DM us immediately)– Air Force Amy's cavernous gashNo spoilers, no structure, no lessons learned. Just one battle after another.Thanks for listening.We love ya

This episode of Weedcap Radio is a loose, low energy bonus ep that mostly exists because we hadn’t released anything this week and felt weird about it.Caleb and Lauren record a late, slightly fried conversation that covers everything from Meta glasses and the ethics of recording strangers into a full mall odyssey at Arundel Mills. Along the way, Caleb recounts fighting off a migraine, navigating food courts, accidentally witnessing a Delta 8 shakedown inside a smoke shop, and paying ten dollars for black market Advil just to survive the trip home.Also discussed:Ron and Fez archivesmigraines, aura, and mall lighting from hellPizza Hut Express discourseModelo virtue signalingwhy Sbarro pizza is medicinalbeing sued by AT&Tdebt collectors, process servers, and sprinting away from consequences We're sick. No movie this week. We’ll be back live as usual Thursday at 8.Thanks for listening. We love ya.If this is your first episode, maybe try literally any other one.

On this bonus episode of Weedcap Radio, Caleb is joined by Ryan from Clever Name Podcast for a wide ranging conversation that starts with being snowed in and quickly turns into a deep dive on the Epstein photo releases. They talk through the reality of the files, the heavy redactions, and the strange, often uncomfortable details in the images that did make it out.From there, the discussion moves through Canadian winter stories, extended power outages, the myth of the permanent record, Epstein Island logistics, celebrity photos that raise more questions than answers, and how public expectations around these releases never seem to match what actually surfaces. The episode also drifts into side conversations about medical horror stories (shoutout harvey weinstein), pharmaceuticals, and how certain images permanently change how you look at everyday things.Quick apology up top: the audio is a little spotty in places. We recorded on discord which was our first time using it. If you're gonna complain about the audio, stop and marvel at the fact that weedcap radio is able to reach a friend all the way in canada.Thanks for listening.We’ll see you live on Christmas. We love ya.

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren cover The Last Breath, a true story about saturation divers, snapped umbilicals, failed dynamic positioning systems, and a man surviving 27 minutes without oxygen on the ocean floor.Also inside:- Following live manhunts as a recreational activity- Avoiding college, Walmart, and public spaces in general- Greg Biffle’s death and the added tragedy of dying next to a famous person- Helicopters, physics, and unanswered questions- Bonnie Blue, gangbang logistics, and international legal trouble- Indian street food videos- Hotel maids and trust issues- Fifi bags in prison- Lesbian vehicle archetypes- Balls Out for BiffleThanks for listening.We love ya

It’s the Return of the Crack.Friend of the show @crackamicorap joins us again on Weedcap Radio to talk about the 1998 Michael Keaton classic Jack Frost. We get into 90s bullies, snowboard chase scenes, who was originally supposed to play the role, and why the snowman looks like Dave Blunts dipped in marshmallow fluff.Along the way we also talk Skankfest, Vegas, the sticky icky, why Caleb has to quit drinking, fear of flying, hell gigs, and plenty of side detours.Follow Crack everywhere @crackamicorap and sign up for his Patreon to stay tapped in with the most creative artist out right now. As always:thanks for listeningwe love ya

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren accidentally stage a full courtroom drama after a beer splash turns into a federal case. From Xbox manslaughter to sim racing road head, they manage to argue about everything except the movie they are supposed to be recapping.Somewhere between Caleb’s fixation on beet root induced erections, Lauren’s refusal to grant him one last trip to the “anal buffet,” and a formal apology to the “people of the chair,” the two eventually review Sea of Love (1989) a surprisingly great Al Pacino thriller with more humping, merkins, and wet mouth kissing than anyone asked for.They break down Pacino’s short king energy, John Goodman’s baby man era, and the greatest line ever screamed in cinema: “Come the wet ass hour, I’m everybody’s daddy.” They also spiral into roofie dealers, Adult Swim nostalgia, why strip clubs deserve ramps, and which celebrities qualify as their official hall passes.Plus, the origin story of Jamal. The forty dollar jumping spider that Caleb thought would lead to a backdoor expedition.There’s no live show this week as we’ve got a prior commitment that definitely has nothing to do with the Lions playing on Thursday Night Football. So, we decided to drop our prerecorded episode a little early. We’ll be back live on 12/11 with special guest Crack Amico Thanks for listeningWe love ya

Thanksgiving hits harder than the weed this week. Caleb and Lauren show up overfed, rip roarin' high, and barely functional, trying to explain why they attempted to watch a UFO documentary but only ended up arguing about aliens with Down syndrome, foie gras executions, and why ska musicians should legally be allowed to DM teens.Caleb spirals into a full blown alien body conspiracy while Lauren denies snoring through the entire movie. From chair people romances to vigilante Walgreens pedo hunters to whether people with eyebrow piercings should be sent to labor camps, it’s a parade of bad opinions.There’s also a surprisingly sincere list of things they’re thankful for, including beetroot powder, big clitties, and the Detroit Lions ruining Caleb’s day. Another holiday classic from Weedcap Radio, delivered with heartburn and regret.thanks for listeningwe love ya

This episode was supposed to be about Gone Girl. It isn’t. Caleb ends up walking through his Cisco network engineering years instead, detailing a class full of pill trading dropouts, confused prodigies, and a series of choices that,in hindsight, read like warnings. Lauren listens and tries to connect the dots between that environment and the person sitting next to her.The conversation shifts to their condo. A neighbor’s nicotine stained dog bites Caleb in his own walkway, the owners pretend it’s normal, and Earl, the retired federal agent who runs the community by default, steps in to clean it up.Then the Clever Name Podcast takes shots, which sends Caleb into a long, flat monologue about piss recordings, fake AI accusations, and a podcast war nobody cares about. Somewhere in the middle of all this, Mexican Dracula shows up…Gone Girl is barely acknowledged. The rest is weed, nicotine, neighborhood disputes, and two people trying to get through the week.

Caleb shows up with a new goatee and a new personality while Lauren tries to explain pillow humping.From there we get into:-Drug stories involving a shirtless Russian dealer -Caleb quitting weed- Poison ivy on the balls, zipper injuries and a detour into foreskin - The ongoing holy war over Caleb's legendary piss.We eventually talk about the movie, mostly to complain about the psychotic prep kids, the bizarre rewind scene and Naomi Watts looking like she escaped from a Hanes underwear packaging shoot.Weedcap Radio. You are either pissing with us or pissing against us.

Lauren’s gone to bed after an hour of technical hell, leaving Caleb and Ryan from the Clever Name Podcast to hold down the fort for a true boys’ night. The mics finally work, the women are gone, and the conversation immediately derails into a perfect storm of filth and philosophy.What starts with flight anxiety and hatred for Kevin Smith, collapses into traphouse handies, and a long, disturbing meditation on the art of long distance pissing. By the end, we’ve covered the ethics of eating people, sink etiquette, and whether burning a steak past welldone should be a punishable by deathAlso inside:– Kevin Smith’s shitty beard – Shitbag Corey and his legendary betrayal– The aerodynamics of piss distance and technique– NyQuil addictionThe movie didn’t matter....hell, nothing did. Just two men, too much time, and a conversation that should’ve stayed between them and a therapist.Thanks for listening.We love ya like Ryan loves being a contrarian.

Caleb and Lauren kick off the holiday season with talk of seasonal depression, Popeyes Cajun turkeys, and why New Year’s Eve should be abolished. After losing a Twitch stream and a Spotify episode to “terms of service violations,” Weedcap Radio packs up and heads for the Wild West of the internet, the Clever Name Podcast website, home of free speech, big clits, and bad decisions.Then it’s on to Amy’s Orgasm (aka Amy’s O), a forgotten 2001 rom com about a feminist author who hates men until she meets a shock jock that makes Howard Stern look like an NPR host. Between dissecting the film’s nipple politics and the economics of early 2000s trash cinema, Caleb and Lauren somehow find time to found a new political movement, Social Lesbianism, and discuss whether society could survive free range tiddies.It’s a blend of holiday melancholy, censorship paranoia, and feminist film studies the way only Weedcap Radio could deliver it.

We sit down with Ryan from the Clever Name Podcast to watch Under Siege 2, but like every other episode, the movie barely matters. Instead, we talk about getting banned from the hub for hate speech, Playboy centerfolds, and the weird economy of Canadian rub-and-tugs.Somewhere between debating Steven Seagal’s CIA fantasies and arguing about how to pronounce “Buscemi,” we spiral into 11 pound babies ,Canadian battle rap, and testicular horror stories. Ryan reveals that his sixty-year-old dad is doing OnlyFans which, quite frankly, shook us to our core. Speaking of the core, Ryan has some advice on shooting ropes.Also inside:– Steven Seagal or Canadian Government Official? (yes, they both wear kimonos) – The rise and fall of “geezer teaser” straight-to-DVD action movies – A working theory on why Jerry Seinfeld seems asexual while Kramer definitely lays the pipe-The ins and outs of the Amazon position We went in for Steven Seagal on a train, but what we got was three people trapped in a conversation about nuts, adult movies, and that magic button in you that makes you grip sheets.Thanks for listening. We love ya, in the way Steven Seagal loves custom monthly guns.

We kick things off with a Baltimore blackout story (shout out to BGE for folding under the lightest drizzle known to man) and a very special Shyamalan style twist: Caleb commits to finishing 80 ounces of malt liquor before the episode ends.Enter St. Ides: the malt liquor that smells like corn, tastes like battery corrosion, and, according to the ATF, was once marketed directly to children.Somewhere between gagging on notes of rubbing alchol/chowder and debating whether Batman’s parents were killed by muggers or vampire bats, we also manage to cover Dangerous Animals (2025). Jai Courtney stars as a shark bite survivor turned boat dwelling serial killer, luring tourists into his cage diving scam and feeding them to sharks while recording the footage like a freak. Lauren patiently explains the plot while Caleb wrestles with St. Ides induced visions of his liver smoking a cigarette while sobbing.Also inside: – Why living on a boat automatically makes you suspicious – People posting about prostate play on reddit– The lost art of serial killing in the age of cell tower pings and facial recognition – Workplace horror stories that rival the shark attacks onscreenIt’s part malt liquor tasting, part survival horror recap, and all mayhem.Thanks for listeningWe love ya

The movie this week is The Departed, chosen by the legend Crack Amico himself. Within moments we’re off into Leonardo DiCaprio’s bizarre bedroom rituals (earbuds in, podcast on, vape cloud rising) . A tissue break later, we’re deep in Boston accents that play like a Dunkin’ Donuts ad, and the homoerotic scrums of rugby.From there, we imagine a Baltimore remake where Alec Baldwin yells about diabetic test strips instead of microchips, debate whether Nicholson’s dildo was ever in the script (spoiler: he brought it from home), and get lost in the IMDB trivia rabbit hole of Wahlberg attacking extras with kendo sticks. Then, Nicholson’s Lakers courtside energy bleeds into his robe-and-lobster lifestyle and we establish that ball is life. We close with Crack Amico on music, sobriety, Marlboro Blacks as the working man’s cigarette, chasing a closet full of silk robes and kimonos, and plotting his first studio album. It's an insightful look into one of the best artists out right now and you don't want to miss it. follow crack on all platforms @crackamicorapthanks for listeningwe love ya

The movie this week is Together (2025).We start with a heartfelt eulogy and the painful reality of the world we now live in. Caleb declares it a national tragedy while Lauren tries (and fails) to keep him on track.We talk about:– Dave Franco playing a Mac DeMarco-type hipster who refuses to lay pipe– Alison Brie as a teacher in the worst small-town school imaginable - Why body horror movies are just “artistic Jackass” - Punk bands, stolen vans, and the eternal ick of local music scenes – Whether teachers really deserve war-hero status– A surprise callIt’s disgusting, chaotic, and kind of beautiful, just like Together.Available wherever you get your podcasts. Thanks for listeningWe love ya

We kick off the new Thursday night schedule and dive straight into 2007’s cult oddity Teeth. Caleb relives his decemberunderground phase, Lauren tries to explain vagina dentata without making it sound like an Italian dish, and both of us wonder why anyone would trust a male gynecologist.We talk about:-Why psychological thrillers suck-The lost art of gas station water pipes and mutton chops you need a butt chin to pull off-Full Bush taxonomy, lockboxes in the woods, and Caleb’s Vietnam-level flashbacks-How Teeth turns its abstinence princess heroine into a full-on vagilante-Prince Alberts, prosthetic dicks made of sugar, and a very hungry dogThen the voicemails start rolling in and we get some opinionated takes on Kevin Smith, Adam Sandler, and Ernest P. Worrell before we take a dark turn and explore the inner mind of a blue cross employee/magician named Dick CruditeIt’s a mix of trauma, trivia, and too much genital talk. basically another week at weedcap radioThanks for listeningWe love ya

A brand new intro song courtesy of Crack Amico, some long weekend wake and bake energy, and an accidental deep dive into Bruce Willis’ dementia, marriage vows, and whether his “hammer” still works. Caleb also pitches his business plan for “Caleb’s Creative Care,” an assisted living facility that’s basically the Bunny Ranch for dementia patients.We talk about:​Killer Joe (2011), a movie that throws bush and big naturals at you in the first five minutes before dragging you through trailers, muffler shops, and Matthew McConaughey’s most unhinged performance​Gina Gershon’s legendary Merkin collection and why you might be throwing away $60 in pubes every time you shave​Bruce Willis’ oddly dark mushroom tip (yes, it comes up)​Flea markets, Monster Jam dads, and why living in a double wide with no lamps makes you want to beat your wife​Whether or not McConaughey actually finished during the infamous fried chicken sceneBy the end, we’re not sure if Killer Joe is good, but it’s unforgettable and maybe the bleakest KFC ad of all time.