We kick off the new Thursday night schedule and dive straight into 2007’s cult oddity Teeth. Caleb relives his decemberunderground phase, Lauren tries to explain vagina dentata without making it sound like an Italian dish, and both of us wonder why anyone would trust a male gynecologist.

We talk about:

-Why psychological thrillers suck

-The lost art of gas station water pipes and mutton chops you need a butt chin to pull off

-Full Bush taxonomy, lockboxes in the woods, and Caleb’s Vietnam-level flashbacks

-How Teeth turns its abstinence princess heroine into a full-on vagilante

-Prince Alberts, prosthetic dicks made of sugar, and a very hungry dog

Then the voicemails start rolling in and we get some opinionated takes on Kevin Smith, Adam Sandler, and Ernest P. Worrell before we take a dark turn and explore the inner mind of a blue cross employee/magician named Dick Crudite

It’s a mix of trauma, trivia, and too much genital talk. basically another week at weedcap radio

Thanks for listening

We love ya