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This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren immediately get into domestic dysfunction and a long running debate over whether Caleb is "touched" or simply a man with too many hobbiesThe episode derails into extended drinking stories that include blackouts, piss soaked floors, red wine binges, stolen tequila, donut shaped tire tracks on a golf course, underage designated drivers, and a near fatal era of Caleb's life where blacking out was his special interest. Somewhere in the wreckage, they also briefly talk about One Battle After Another, which becomes a loose thematic thread tying together alcoholism, public humiliation, fistfights, and the idea that life is just a series of consecutive L's you have to take until you die.Also discussed:– Calling your mom after getting your ass kicked in public– Travis Barker's lil freak ahhhhh– HBO ads ruining the flow of a three hour movie– Late night spicy cable shows and why they were mostly disappointing (but if anyone knows where to watch old episodes of cathouse, DM us immediately)– Air Force Amy's cavernous gashNo spoilers, no structure, no lessons learned. Just one battle after another.Thanks for listening.We love ya

This episode of Weedcap Radio is a loose, low energy bonus ep that mostly exists because we hadn’t released anything this week and felt weird about it.Caleb and Lauren record a late, slightly fried conversation that covers everything from Meta glasses and the ethics of recording strangers into a full mall odyssey at Arundel Mills. Along the way, Caleb recounts fighting off a migraine, navigating food courts, accidentally witnessing a Delta 8 shakedown inside a smoke shop, and paying ten dollars for black market Advil just to survive the trip home.Also discussed:Ron and Fez archivesmigraines, aura, and mall lighting from hellPizza Hut Express discourseModelo virtue signalingwhy Sbarro pizza is medicinalbeing sued by AT&Tdebt collectors, process servers, and sprinting away from consequences We're sick. No movie this week. We’ll be back live as usual Thursday at 8.Thanks for listening. We love ya.If this is your first episode, maybe try literally any other one.

On this bonus episode of Weedcap Radio, Caleb is joined by Ryan from Clever Name Podcast for a wide ranging conversation that starts with being snowed in and quickly turns into a deep dive on the Epstein photo releases. They talk through the reality of the files, the heavy redactions, and the strange, often uncomfortable details in the images that did make it out.From there, the discussion moves through Canadian winter stories, extended power outages, the myth of the permanent record, Epstein Island logistics, celebrity photos that raise more questions than answers, and how public expectations around these releases never seem to match what actually surfaces. The episode also drifts into side conversations about medical horror stories (shoutout harvey weinstein), pharmaceuticals, and how certain images permanently change how you look at everyday things.Quick apology up top: the audio is a little spotty in places. We recorded on discord which was our first time using it. If you're gonna complain about the audio, stop and marvel at the fact that weedcap radio is able to reach a friend all the way in canada.Thanks for listening.We’ll see you live on Christmas. We love ya.

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren cover The Last Breath, a true story about saturation divers, snapped umbilicals, failed dynamic positioning systems, and a man surviving 27 minutes without oxygen on the ocean floor.Also inside:- Following live manhunts as a recreational activity- Avoiding college, Walmart, and public spaces in general- Greg Biffle’s death and the added tragedy of dying next to a famous person- Helicopters, physics, and unanswered questions- Bonnie Blue, gangbang logistics, and international legal trouble- Indian street food videos- Hotel maids and trust issues- Fifi bags in prison- Lesbian vehicle archetypes- Balls Out for BiffleThanks for listening.We love ya

It’s the Return of the Crack.Friend of the show @crackamicorap joins us again on Weedcap Radio to talk about the 1998 Michael Keaton classic Jack Frost. We get into 90s bullies, snowboard chase scenes, who was originally supposed to play the role, and why the snowman looks like Dave Blunts dipped in marshmallow fluff.Along the way we also talk Skankfest, Vegas, the sticky icky, why Caleb has to quit drinking, fear of flying, hell gigs, and plenty of side detours.Follow Crack everywhere @crackamicorap and sign up for his Patreon to stay tapped in with the most creative artist out right now. As always:thanks for listeningwe love ya

This week on Weedcap Radio, Caleb and Lauren accidentally stage a full courtroom drama after a beer splash turns into a federal case. From Xbox manslaughter to sim racing road head, they manage to argue about everything except the movie they are supposed to be recapping.Somewhere between Caleb’s fixation on beet root induced erections, Lauren’s refusal to grant him one last trip to the “anal buffet,” and a formal apology to the “people of the chair,” the two eventually review Sea of Love (1989) a surprisingly great Al Pacino thriller with more humping, merkins, and wet mouth kissing than anyone asked for.They break down Pacino’s short king energy, John Goodman’s baby man era, and the greatest line ever screamed in cinema: “Come the wet ass hour, I’m everybody’s daddy.” They also spiral into roofie dealers, Adult Swim nostalgia, why strip clubs deserve ramps, and which celebrities qualify as their official hall passes.Plus, the origin story of Jamal. The forty dollar jumping spider that Caleb thought would lead to a backdoor expedition.There’s no live show this week as we’ve got a prior commitment that definitely has nothing to do with the Lions playing on Thursday Night Football. So, we decided to drop our prerecorded episode a little early. We’ll be back live on 12/11 with special guest Crack Amico Thanks for listeningWe love ya

Thanksgiving hits harder than the weed this week. Caleb and Lauren show up overfed, rip roarin' high, and barely functional, trying to explain why they attempted to watch a UFO documentary but only ended up arguing about aliens with Down syndrome, foie gras executions, and why ska musicians should legally be allowed to DM teens.Caleb spirals into a full blown alien body conspiracy while Lauren denies snoring through the entire movie. From chair people romances to vigilante Walgreens pedo hunters to whether people with eyebrow piercings should be sent to labor camps, it’s a parade of bad opinions.There’s also a surprisingly sincere list of things they’re thankful for, including beetroot powder, big clitties, and the Detroit Lions ruining Caleb’s day. Another holiday classic from Weedcap Radio, delivered with heartburn and regret.thanks for listeningwe love ya

This episode was supposed to be about Gone Girl. It isn’t. Caleb ends up walking through his Cisco network engineering years instead, detailing a class full of pill trading dropouts, confused prodigies, and a series of choices that,in hindsight, read like warnings. Lauren listens and tries to connect the dots between that environment and the person sitting next to her.The conversation shifts to their condo. A neighbor’s nicotine stained dog bites Caleb in his own walkway, the owners pretend it’s normal, and Earl, the retired federal agent who runs the community by default, steps in to clean it up.Then the Clever Name Podcast takes shots, which sends Caleb into a long, flat monologue about piss recordings, fake AI accusations, and a podcast war nobody cares about. Somewhere in the middle of all this, Mexican Dracula shows up…Gone Girl is barely acknowledged. The rest is weed, nicotine, neighborhood disputes, and two people trying to get through the week.

Caleb shows up with a new goatee and a new personality while Lauren tries to explain pillow humping.From there we get into:-Drug stories involving a shirtless Russian dealer -Caleb quitting weed- Poison ivy on the balls, zipper injuries and a detour into foreskin - The ongoing holy war over Caleb's legendary piss.We eventually talk about the movie, mostly to complain about the psychotic prep kids, the bizarre rewind scene and Naomi Watts looking like she escaped from a Hanes underwear packaging shoot.Weedcap Radio. You are either pissing with us or pissing against us.

Lauren’s gone to bed after an hour of technical hell, leaving Caleb and Ryan from the Clever Name Podcast to hold down the fort for a true boys’ night. The mics finally work, the women are gone, and the conversation immediately derails into a perfect storm of filth and philosophy.What starts with flight anxiety and hatred for Kevin Smith, collapses into traphouse handies, and a long, disturbing meditation on the art of long distance pissing. By the end, we’ve covered the ethics of eating people, sink etiquette, and whether burning a steak past welldone should be a punishable by deathAlso inside:– Kevin Smith’s shitty beard – Shitbag Corey and his legendary betrayal– The aerodynamics of piss distance and technique– NyQuil addictionThe movie didn’t matter....hell, nothing did. Just two men, too much time, and a conversation that should’ve stayed between them and a therapist.Thanks for listening.We love ya like Ryan loves being a contrarian.

Caleb and Lauren kick off the holiday season with talk of seasonal depression, Popeyes Cajun turkeys, and why New Year’s Eve should be abolished. After losing a Twitch stream and a Spotify episode to “terms of service violations,” Weedcap Radio packs up and heads for the Wild West of the internet, the Clever Name Podcast website, home of free speech, big clits, and bad decisions.Then it’s on to Amy’s Orgasm (aka Amy’s O), a forgotten 2001 rom com about a feminist author who hates men until she meets a shock jock that makes Howard Stern look like an NPR host. Between dissecting the film’s nipple politics and the economics of early 2000s trash cinema, Caleb and Lauren somehow find time to found a new political movement, Social Lesbianism, and discuss whether society could survive free range tiddies.It’s a blend of holiday melancholy, censorship paranoia, and feminist film studies the way only Weedcap Radio could deliver it.

We sit down with Ryan from the Clever Name Podcast to watch Under Siege 2, but like every other episode, the movie barely matters. Instead, we talk about getting banned from the hub for hate speech, Playboy centerfolds, and the weird economy of Canadian rub-and-tugs.Somewhere between debating Steven Seagal’s CIA fantasies and arguing about how to pronounce “Buscemi,” we spiral into 11 pound babies ,Canadian battle rap, and testicular horror stories. Ryan reveals that his sixty-year-old dad is doing OnlyFans which, quite frankly, shook us to our core. Speaking of the core, Ryan has some advice on shooting ropes.Also inside:– Steven Seagal or Canadian Government Official? (yes, they both wear kimonos) – The rise and fall of “geezer teaser” straight-to-DVD action movies – A working theory on why Jerry Seinfeld seems asexual while Kramer definitely lays the pipe-The ins and outs of the Amazon position We went in for Steven Seagal on a train, but what we got was three people trapped in a conversation about nuts, adult movies, and that magic button in you that makes you grip sheets.Thanks for listening. We love ya, in the way Steven Seagal loves custom monthly guns.

We kick things off with a Baltimore blackout story (shout out to BGE for folding under the lightest drizzle known to man) and a very special Shyamalan style twist: Caleb commits to finishing 80 ounces of malt liquor before the episode ends.Enter St. Ides: the malt liquor that smells like corn, tastes like battery corrosion, and, according to the ATF, was once marketed directly to children.Somewhere between gagging on notes of rubbing alchol/chowder and debating whether Batman’s parents were killed by muggers or vampire bats, we also manage to cover Dangerous Animals (2025). Jai Courtney stars as a shark bite survivor turned boat dwelling serial killer, luring tourists into his cage diving scam and feeding them to sharks while recording the footage like a freak. Lauren patiently explains the plot while Caleb wrestles with St. Ides induced visions of his liver smoking a cigarette while sobbing.Also inside: – Why living on a boat automatically makes you suspicious – People posting about prostate play on reddit– The lost art of serial killing in the age of cell tower pings and facial recognition – Workplace horror stories that rival the shark attacks onscreenIt’s part malt liquor tasting, part survival horror recap, and all mayhem.Thanks for listeningWe love ya

The movie this week is The Departed, chosen by the legend Crack Amico himself. Within moments we’re off into Leonardo DiCaprio’s bizarre bedroom rituals (earbuds in, podcast on, vape cloud rising) . A tissue break later, we’re deep in Boston accents that play like a Dunkin’ Donuts ad, and the homoerotic scrums of rugby.From there, we imagine a Baltimore remake where Alec Baldwin yells about diabetic test strips instead of microchips, debate whether Nicholson’s dildo was ever in the script (spoiler: he brought it from home), and get lost in the IMDB trivia rabbit hole of Wahlberg attacking extras with kendo sticks. Then, Nicholson’s Lakers courtside energy bleeds into his robe-and-lobster lifestyle and we establish that ball is life. We close with Crack Amico on music, sobriety, Marlboro Blacks as the working man’s cigarette, chasing a closet full of silk robes and kimonos, and plotting his first studio album. It's an insightful look into one of the best artists out right now and you don't want to miss it. follow crack on all platforms @crackamicorapthanks for listeningwe love ya

The movie this week is Together (2025).We start with a heartfelt eulogy and the painful reality of the world we now live in. Caleb declares it a national tragedy while Lauren tries (and fails) to keep him on track.We talk about:– Dave Franco playing a Mac DeMarco-type hipster who refuses to lay pipe– Alison Brie as a teacher in the worst small-town school imaginable - Why body horror movies are just “artistic Jackass” - Punk bands, stolen vans, and the eternal ick of local music scenes – Whether teachers really deserve war-hero status– A surprise callIt’s disgusting, chaotic, and kind of beautiful, just like Together.Available wherever you get your podcasts. Thanks for listeningWe love ya

We kick off the new Thursday night schedule and dive straight into 2007’s cult oddity Teeth. Caleb relives his decemberunderground phase, Lauren tries to explain vagina dentata without making it sound like an Italian dish, and both of us wonder why anyone would trust a male gynecologist.We talk about:-Why psychological thrillers suck-The lost art of gas station water pipes and mutton chops you need a butt chin to pull off-Full Bush taxonomy, lockboxes in the woods, and Caleb’s Vietnam-level flashbacks-How Teeth turns its abstinence princess heroine into a full-on vagilante-Prince Alberts, prosthetic dicks made of sugar, and a very hungry dogThen the voicemails start rolling in and we get some opinionated takes on Kevin Smith, Adam Sandler, and Ernest P. Worrell before we take a dark turn and explore the inner mind of a blue cross employee/magician named Dick CruditeIt’s a mix of trauma, trivia, and too much genital talk. basically another week at weedcap radioThanks for listeningWe love ya

A brand new intro song courtesy of Crack Amico, some long weekend wake and bake energy, and an accidental deep dive into Bruce Willis’ dementia, marriage vows, and whether his “hammer” still works. Caleb also pitches his business plan for “Caleb’s Creative Care,” an assisted living facility that’s basically the Bunny Ranch for dementia patients.We talk about:​Killer Joe (2011), a movie that throws bush and big naturals at you in the first five minutes before dragging you through trailers, muffler shops, and Matthew McConaughey’s most unhinged performance​Gina Gershon’s legendary Merkin collection and why you might be throwing away $60 in pubes every time you shave​Bruce Willis’ oddly dark mushroom tip (yes, it comes up)​Flea markets, Monster Jam dads, and why living in a double wide with no lamps makes you want to beat your wife​Whether or not McConaughey actually finished during the infamous fried chicken sceneBy the end, we’re not sure if Killer Joe is good, but it’s unforgettable and maybe the bleakest KFC ad of all time.

The movie this week is Red Eye (2005)Episode Starts With:A rant about Google Voice being the downfall of modern America, and Caleb repeatedly insisting he can fix the soundboard with "little tools"We Talk About:-Rachel McAdams thinking she’s in a Hallmark rom-com until she’s trapped next to Cillian (Killian? Chillian?) Murphy on a flight from hell–Cillian Murphy’s jawline as an all-purpose tool, weapon, and possibly sculpture instrument-Red flags, toxic masculinity, and how “meet-cute” can quickly turn into “hostage situation”- Politicians, Miami hotels, and why your abuela better not die in Dallas-Fort Worth-Caleb’s Ruby Tuesday’s days: alcoholic line cooks, busboys named Bart and Chicken Little, and why they referred to Texas Roadhouse as "The Big Show"-A caller who hasn’t even seen Red Eye but takes us through some finer Cillian Murphy talking pointsEpisode Ends With: A broken Google Voice line and everyone still agreeing that Cillian Murphy’s piercing blue eyes could carry an entire film on their own.recorded live on twitchavailable wherever you get your podcaststhanks for listening we love ya

the movie this week is come to daddywe kick things off with a relaxed sunday morning wake & bake, get deep into covid era nostalgia (aka “the best time of caleb’s life”), and a random guy named josh who calls in just to label caleb a “rat son of a bitch”we talk about:– elijah wood’s psycho eyes and how hollywood figured out he can go from hobbit to cracked-out gas station lurker in 0.2 seconds– electronic music djs trying to convince us their wubs are actual music– father/son bonding via lies, alcoholism, and unsolicited drunk driving tipsother topics include:– the world’s least practical golden phone– adam levine texting like a man who’s never seen a naked woman– the tragic reality of dragging a suitcase through sand like an idiotfinal verdict:elijah wood is simultaneously a sweet baby boy and a red flag factory, the house is a death trap that wouldn’t pass a home inspection, and if your dad tells you to “put your head down and keep on getting it” in reference to drunk driving….it might be time for therapyavailable wherever you get your podcaststhanks for listeningwe love ya

We are now doing shows live on Twitch and spoiler alert: we’re already spiraling. Starting with oyster shucking, corn talk, and a bitter fight over street cred before tumbling into The Order (2024). Jude Law shows up as an 80s FBI agent with a Ron Swanson mustache, a bum ticker, and a nose that bleeds whenever he gets too intense. There are neo nationalists, Nicholas Hoult brooding, Jurnee Smollett acting, and Marc Maron on the receiving end of a drive by shooting. Somewhere in there, we deep dive the “Sussy Jussie” Smollett hoax, complete with Nigerians in sandals, which sandwich he was going to order at 2AM, and overtime lawsuits.Just when the chaos seems to peak, we pitch a Walmart loss prevention epic starring Detective Tony Tortellini, and then the phones light up….A caller from Wisconsin takes over: a toilet salesman with insider knowledge who walks us through the porcelain underworld. We had a lot of fun doing this one. Available wherever you get your podcasts Thanks for listening We love ya