Things go awry when Dr Lask's latest invention draws the unwanted ire of a particular theoretical physicist... *Originally published 9/2/2023 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS All names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are entirely fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred. Starrring Chris Bauso, Gavin Reiser & Krissi Williams Episode Artwork by Jeff Pennington Songs used: WIS-13, Meraki & Enceladus - Amie Waters ; Thermal Resolution- Tempest2000 OST ; Mayor's Meeting & Middle Boss Battle- Majora's Mask OST ; Trial & Cornered- Phoenix Wright OST ; Friend Area Stratos Lookout- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi PMD Explorers SFX Pack provided by James Yevon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Check out Wizard Scroll Nights wherever you listen to podcasts! What sort of trouble has Ricardo the rooster gotten himself into this time? Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin Reiser Farm Ambience by Jamie Nord Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Check out Kier Zhou's magnum opus No Return in all its eternal glory wherever you listen to podcasts! Song used: Druids Encounter- Equip ~~~ It's not all doom, gloom and adventure in Erset La Tari- especially not in the Emeduan capitol. Sit down, listen and enjoy a little low stakes comedy-drama from the Bards of Sada Emedu. Lanlen is played by Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore Ered Rada is played by Connor Hodgson @JC_Twosteps/ http://jcandthetwosteps.co.uk/ Celia Joyce is played by Abbie Tickle. Putrack Winesworth is played by Mario Guttadauro The Dry Egg's Master of Ceremonies is played by Kier Zhou The Emeduan Hymn (Lyrics) were written and performed by Kier Zhou with strangled crowd vocals by Ying Zhou and Nieves Cohen Era of Silence is written by Gemma Mclean-Mair and performed by Abbie Tickle and Gemma McLean-Mair. This is Not a Warning! is written and performed by Stuart Bullock This is My Goodbye (lyrics)- were written and performed by Connor Hodgson Cole Lumbo is played by Chris Bauso Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Schmoe Brannigan has returned to tell all you lovley ladies & folks about the greatest podcast ever to exist: THE WIZARD SCROLL. Check out the complete series today! Links to everything: https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Song used: Identity- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The Wizard Scroll is a podcast written, read, performed and edited all by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist. Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: The Legend of Ninetails, Sky Tower Summit, Rayquaza Defeated, Dream Eater, Escape Through the Snow & World Calamity - PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Hidden Land, Hidden Highland, Battle Against Dusknoir & Through the Sea of Time- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Astral Observatory- Majora's Mask OST ; A Presentiment, The Battle, Cursed Earth, The Fierce Battle & Danger- FFV OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The villagers of Ashtown have had enough of Azataz the Wize’s torment and tomfoolery, so they collectively decide to march on his tower. However, the old dawdling geezer has a few tricks up his wizard sleeve to send these townsfolk running for their lives… *Originally published 3/30/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann & Scarletta's mother Umbriel's Shadow as several villagers, the Elf Scout & several skelemen Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as several villagers Ace D Wizard as several villagers Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Pre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs Used: New GAIA, Peaceful Clearing, Pontiff's Pass, Astral Observatory, Perfect Harmonic Cursebreaker & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Hidden Land & Hidden Highland- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Dream Eater & Magma Cavern Pit- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; The Misty Lake- Ian Post ; The Battle & The Fierce Battle- Final Fantasy V OST ; Death Addder- Golden Axe OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Azataz and his latest abomination set their sights on Ashtown’s remaining populace. The perilous pair are on the prowl, and will not stop their dark hunt until no one is left to stand against them… *Originally published 4/6/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann Ace D Wizard as several villagers Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as several villagers Nakita Ivanof as the villager who gets chokeslammed Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Pre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Songs used: New GAIA, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; The Night Raven- Ian Post ; Planet's Paralysis, Sealed Ruined Pit & Battle Against Dusknoir- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Prologue- Lena Raine ; Personality Quiz, Mt Thunder & Mt Thunder Peak - PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Stuck in the Middle with You cover by Chris Bauso Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Wronghalf the reverse-centaur is tasked with delivering a fanny-pack full of letters to Santaur in time for Christmas. Though his lack of arms, hooves and a torso aren’t making things easy for him… *Originally published 4/13/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Thank you to Dumbgeons & Dragons for sponsoring today's episode! Featuring Umbriel's Shadow as Steve D.T. Carel as Peter Tim Jennings as The Chieftan Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as Goblin #2 Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Pre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Songs used: New GAIA, Oedo Town, DUNGEON, Outside the Gates, Skytrot & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Family Guy MIDI- KohiHD ; Goron Village & Chase- LoZ Majora's Mask OST ; Frosty Forest, Frosty Grotto & Friend Area Cryptic Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; No Copyright Christmas Music (Free Download) ; Opening Theme- Final Fantasy VI OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Krystall Everfall quests her way through the Frosted Dungeon, deep in the heart of Mount Schytcicle, in search of a most powerful mcguffin indeed... *Originally published 4/20/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Gavin Reiser as the Trolls Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Pre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Gavin Reiser Songs used: New GAIA, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Spirit of Hospitality, Checking In, In the Mirror, Heart of the Mountain & Prologue- Lena Raine ; Mt. Freeze, Mt. Freeze Peak & Dream Eater- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Circus Minute- Orion Williams; Shop Keep's Suite- Enter the Gungeon OST ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Waterfall Cave- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Metal Crusher, Here We Are & Amalgam- Toby Fox ; Fun Fun Fun- Dimitrix Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Krystall arrives at the final sanctum of the Frosted Dungeon and finds the mcguffin! But the abominable beast lurking about won't give it up without a fight... *Originally published 4/27/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring: Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Tim Jennings as Santaur Billy Mays as Himself Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Starjump- Lena Raine ; Monster from the Deep- Young Rich Pixies ; Mystifying Forest- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Danger- Final Fantasy V OST ; Bullet Hell Yes, What the Lead Lord Reap & Hulk Melting- doseone ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Winter Bliss- Castle Crashers OST ; Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Uwa So Holiday, Snowdin Town, Shop & Snowy- Toby Fox Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. In the sprawling orc capital city of Wangtown, Gregorc finally manages to lose his virginity, and nothing else important happens I swear... *Originally published 5/4/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III & Homeless Orc Kier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator & Mime Krissi Williams as Jess'orca Orcly & Female Orc Gavin Reiser as Pirate Orc Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as Secret Service Orc Umbriel's Shadow as several orcs Pelle Frid as several orcs Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Mt Horn- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Waltz for Europa- Rex Banner ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; sans, Live Report, Death Report & Anticipation- Toby Fox ; Innocent People Don't Run & Hulullúlulu- Art Against Agony ; Storytime at the Rotten Raccoon- Idokay ; Sinister- CK Martin ; JENOVA- Final Fantasy 7 Remake OST ; My Hero (Foo Fighters) MIDI- MidiFileMan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Gregorc has finally awoken from his sixty-nine hour coma, aghast at the sight of his new sandy surroundings... *Originally published 5/11/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III Gavin Reiser as Private Pjarts James Hart as Ita'dik Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as Young Pjarts Tim Baljet as Bjorc & the skeleman formerly known as Bjorc Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Pre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Town- Diablo 1 OST ; Tutankoopa's Threats, Dry Dry Desert, Dry Dry Desert Oasis, Huff N Puff's Theme & Mysterious Dry Dry Outpost- Paper Mario OST ; Wave Out- Muma ; Slipsand Galaxy- Super Mario Galaxy 2 OST ; Dry Dry Ruins- Mario Kart Wii OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. With news of Umbrelei the Lich Queen's return, Azataz the Wize must now face his greatest challenge yet... Talking to women... *Originally published 5/18/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen, Orc Maiden & Krystall Everfall Gabriel B as Dwarf Maiden & Gnome Maiden Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA, SHOP, EQUIP Menu & Flora Awakens- Equip ; Merlee's Mansion- Super Paper Mario OST ; Chernoye Ved'ma The Black Witch- Ian Post ; Hip Shop & CORE- Toby Fox ; Young Wild and Alive, Run Away, Take Me Higher & Impossible- WEARETHEGOOD ; At a Medium Pace Instrumental- Stingray Music Karaoke (Original Song by Adam Sandler) ; Bang Bang- Where's Lulu? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The Black Demon Society rocks the everloving socks off everybody in the Timberfall Tavern. Meanwhile, Krystall meets a peculiar old wizard with a penchant for murder... *Originally published 5/25/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall & Orc Maiden Mark Levins as Farky Mark Kier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard, Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson & Mark Levins Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: Bang Bang, My Ever After, Real Shit Boi & You Da Devil- Where's Lulu? ; Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy- Ace ; World of Absolutes- Field of Giants ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Warriors of the Past- Taheda ; Crash and Burn- Kissing Candice ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. When the Lich Queen crashes the Wiz-Stock festival, only one man has what it takes to put an end to her reign of terror once and for all... *Originally published 6/1/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire I Krissi Williams as Orcmarie Orcmire Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson as Willie D Nelson "Unlucky Man" performed by Ace D Wizard "National Anthem (Peel off your skin edition)" performed by Chris RR Bauso Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Pre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA (2018) & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Vivre Dans Un Reve- The Magnetic Buzz ; Hulk Hogan's Theme- WWF Royal Rumble OST ; Tide- Sandy Pierce ; Do You Really Wanna Know; Captain Qubz ; Lemon Popsicle & Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Upper Steam Cave, Steam Cave, Palkia's Onslaught, In the Future, Temporal Tower, Sky Peak Final Pass & Mt Bristle- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; We Won't Survive- Assaf Ayalon ; Nowhere- Ziv Moran Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The eve of the double full moon has finally arrived. Azataz & Krystall are in their fanciest attire as they attend the Lich Queen's royal ball. But will Azataz' plan go according to plan? *Originally published 6/8/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall & Umbrelei the Lich Queen Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Pre-production assembly by Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard, Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson & Strawberry Porg Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA, GATECRASHING, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Feel So Good 71, 75 Forever Freestyle, Highway 1976, The Tale of Tarzan and Jane 1979 & Take Me Higher- WEARETHEGOOD ; Long Elevator- Toby Fox ; Dungeon- Diablo 1 OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. The city of Pineville has been overrun by skelemen! But it's not all doom and gloom, because they just built a brand new, state of the art Superarena right in the middle of town! *Originally published 6/15/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III Gavin Reiser as Private Pjarts James Hart as Ita'dik & Emperor Porkus Gabriel B as Waffle Wench Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny Kier Zhou as Kier the Skeleman Graham Capobianco as Giganticorpse Umbriel's Shadow as Stinkass the Unbeatable & Scruffy the Janitor Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Spanish Ladies- HillTopTrio ; The Fire Gate- Alex Grohl ; Uka Uka- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Africana Heat- Anthony Vega ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Royalty Free TV Intro Music ; Radio Loop- Portal OST ; Hulk Hogan's Theme- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis) ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Mystic Mansion- Sonic Heroes OST ; Bloody Tears- Castlevania II OST ; 3000 Miles to Shell City- Spongebob Movie Game OST Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. It's Krystall's first day of magic lessons, though her new teacher's methods are quite unorthodox to say the least... *Originally published 6/22/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Check out Mollusk Music today! https://qracle.bandcamp.com/album/mollusc-music Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Graham Capobianco as the Freaking Talking Horse Umbriel's Shadow as the Sorcerer's Slice Employee James Hart as Bobby O Clotworthy Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA, Astral Observatory & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Foreboding- Lux Inspira ; Oddity Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST ; Sneaky Shenanigans- Charlie Ryan ; Pizza Time- Spider Man 2 OST ; Attracting Drama- Rhythm Scott ; Rock A Bye Baby- Kashido ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Axe Dreamer, Neural Hypertrophy, Meloncholy Moon, A Drink of Moonlight & Running on Chrome Sidewalks- Qracle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Rah'd'ny's bounty is up for grabs! But who will have what it takes to bring him in? *Originally published 6/29/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III & Himself James Hart as Ita'dik Gavin Reiser as Private Pjarts Umbriel's Shadow as Ye Olde Piggly Wiggly's Cashier & Sheriff Skelebones Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny Kier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi Songs used: New GAIA, Alchemist's Corridor, Touchstone & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Attracting Drama- Rhythm Scott ; Thunderwave Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Kickstart My Heart (Doom Style MIDI)- ReMetallicMusic ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Enceladus- Amie Waters ; Boss Battle BGM & Level 3- Golden Axe Arcade OST ; Emerald Hill Zone- Sonic 2 OST ; Wacky Workbench (Present) & Wacky Workbench (Bad Future)- Sonic CD OST ; In the Future- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Black Smoke Red Sun- Qracle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material. Rah'd'ny comes face to face with a wily old wizard who offers him a deal too good to pass up. Meanwhile, Krystall's search for the savage gets sidetracked by a sudden downpour of acid rain... *Originally published 7/6/2024 THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist. Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon "Dr Phil" Anderson Background Ambiences by White Noise Jack Songs used: BREACH IN VICTORY- doseone ; New GAIA, Passage Into The Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Black Smoke Red Sun & Recursive- Qracle ; Quiet and Falling- Lena Raine ; Stickerbrush Symphony- DKC2 OST ; Seal- Jozeque Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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