Weird AF News
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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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Best of Weird AF News 2024 wrap, part 1. Amish horse and buggy stolen from Walmart parking lot. Floridaman believes in right to shoot crack bears. Pastor sold meth out of his church. Singer dosed bandmate with estrogen to steal his girlfriend. Lady with two vaginas and boyfriend for each. Town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Florida woman claims god told her to shoot up highway during solar eclipse. Meth induced Bigfoot sacrifice leads to murder of fishing buddy. Man broke into home to perform exorcism on former coworker. Chinese zoo admits pandas are painted dogs. And more... // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Mexico to investigate a town that thanked a drug lord for holiday season gifts for children. Germany’s ‘sick leave detectives’ are on the case as employee absenteeism hits record highs . Baby Bird Found Alive Inside Dead Man's Stomach After Being Swallowed During Fertility Ritual. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Two Oregon men die from exposure in a forest after they went out to look for Sasquatch on Christmas eve. Man charged after pouring whiskey into holy water during Christmas Eve church mass. Man arrested after exposing his genitals to a life insurance agent. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman arrested after breaking into ex-boyfriend's home and smashing his $600 bong. Florida woman accidentally fires unfamiliar gun at the airport. Monkeys spotted roaming Florida city as police issue warning. Florida pizza delivery woman stabbed a pregnant customer 14 times over bad tip. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Millions of Families in Japan Order KFC for Christmas Every Year. Amazon driver abandons 80 packages in Mass. woods during holiday shipping rush. Long Island woman charged with allegedly practicing unlicensed dentistry out of apartment kitchen. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
US man arrested for running a secret Chinese police station in New York City. Man drove through the gate of a military base to "see the reaction of security". Scientists may have discovered a new form of ancient humans known as 'large head people'. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Killer captured by Google Maps while moving dismembered body to his car. UK woman left with Italian accent following a stroke. Passenger angers fellow flyers for bringing gigantic emotional support Great Dane dog onto flight. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman exposes himself in public after asking woman to take his picture. Floridaman arrested after getting 'a little naked' in a Lyft. Pornhub will block access for Floridians on Jan. 1st. Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Ohio funeral home to be first to operate with a liquor license. Sotheby's to auction off ancient Ten Commandments tablet. Sex Workers in Zimbabwe Turn to Baby Socks as Condom Shortage Deepens. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Virginia hunter is killed by bear falling from tree during bizarre hunting accident. Memphis police officer shoots himself in order to impress his girlfriend. New York men die from pneumonia after using bat poop to grow marijuana. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
British pub owners are worried they’ll run out of Guinness this Holiday. Brown snow falls over Maine town and warning to the citizens: don't eat that. Russia Sends 100 'Elite Goats' to North Korea. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Cop dresses as ‘sex wrestler’ undercover to trap suspect. Mystery Drones Forced New York Airport to Shut Down. Portland DJ hospitalized after being stabbed by stripper. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman goes crazy for not getting sauce in Raising Cane's restaurant. Florida woman caught with a golden gun at Australian airport. Florida county police erase convictions for anyone that bought their crack in the 90's. Floridaman arrested for slapping his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Scientists Create Lickable VR Device That Lets You Taste Foods Through Your TV. Love-struck male humpback whale swims record-breaking 3 oceans, 8,106 miles for sex. Proposed law bans drugstore sex toy sales in Texas. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Police find 2 kilogram garden gnome made entirely of MDMA. Italian nun arrested over links to powerful mafia network. Drinking Coffee Can Add Years to Your Lifespan. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
AI-generated version of Jesus Christ in church confessional booth draws controversy. Miller High Life releases dive bar cologne — and it’s already selling out. New Illinois law replaces the term ‘offender’ with ‘justice impacted individuals’ in Illinois Crime Reduction Act. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Shoplifter arrested for shoplifting during Walmart's Shop with a Cop holiday event. Pet crocodile dies after being tossed into Alaska snow during argument between brothers over anime. Ancient Barbarians Took Drugs Before Battle, Sniffing Spoons Suggest. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked Floridaman had sex toys, pot at elementary school on Thanksgiving. Floridaman Shoots Neighbor on Thanksgiving in Music Dispute. Florida Woman being transported to hospital jumps out of ambulance while wearing scrubs and vanishes. Florida Introduces Bill to Ban 'Weather Modification'. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Grandma Stabs Family During Thanksgiving Day Argument. German island to end ritual of spanking women with cow horn. Village People Singer denies song, Y.M.C.A., is a Gay Anthem and threatens to sue if you say so. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
A new Belgium law gives sex workers contracts, benefits and safety protection. Man jumps out of roller coaster so he doesn't die in that roller coaster. Scientists baffled as orcas seem to revive an 80s trend: dead salmon hats. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
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for recording in a closet this podcast is fire!!!🔥🔥🔥
Hey Jonsey! Love the show and the wierd shit that you report about that I actually believe happens on planet earth. keep doin what your doin in the closet. by the way pass some herb my way, always to the left lol. Sincerely, Rodney Laws
I'm SOOO glad I came across your pod cast! I love it! I look forward to listening every week, totally entertaining and interesting. Keep up the good work! ☺️
You can buy Krill at Petsmart.. lol.
I wonder how many times drunk sex happens on planes? Lots I suppose! Maybe drunk boxing on planes? That I would pay to see! 😂😂
Jonesy, 420 hippie, loving weird AF News. You friggin Rock! ♡ Love you!
Nothing makes my day like a #ShoutOut from @funnyjones on one of my favorite #podcasts, Weird AF News! Check it out! 🔥😎🔥
Damn, Jonsey- that woman was probably homeless and depressed AF. Maybe she wanted drugs or maybe she was just hungry on the streets
Love you Jonesy I'm a critic from Kenya,Africa
Hooray for Florida Fridays!!!
hey Jonesy, I used to go to a bar where we shot at the dartboard with pistols. this is BobbyRay. catch ya later.
Seppuku, I believe, is killing yourself by cutting out your organs with a sword.
Yay I have gotten the wierd people to notice me! I am Will!
Hey Jonsey!!! it's Ryut! pronounced riot btw! I've been listening for a good while....march mabey? Anywho...this I think has been my favorite cast this far! I loved hearing you talk about "Ma" and hugging a tree and DUH! they should be able to sue someone for the blatant waste of their formitave years. keep it weird! RYUT
I love Weird AF News!!!
Favorite Podcast! So funny!
love your podcasts! I look forward to them every week 💞❤