Flat Earthers! Prove it and win a sports company. Police monitor bowel movements after thief swallows $19k Faberge egg.

Raccoon bites man in the face while driving to the nature center. China will tax condoms to boost birth rate.

HR director drugged female job applicants to make them urinate during their interviews. Influencer gave free machetes and alcohol to the homeless.

When Batman is around, the public behaves: New study. Fart Walking after Thanksgiving is good for you, say doctors.

Floridaman claims a cockroach told him to kill a couple guys. Florida will allow bear hunting for first time in a decade.

Adolf Hitler is about to win an election in Africa? Don't brine your turkey in the Great Salt Lake, is an actual warning in Utah.

Man dressed as his dead mom to go collect her pension. Lady found alive in a coffin right before cremation.

Two Texas boys plot to invade Haiti and enslave the women and children. Man flashed his genitals on the highway because he needed excitement.

Florida woman squeezed boyfriend's privates until there was blood. Floridaman stole forklift to steal an ATM.

AI teddy bear taught kids about BDSM and where to find knives. South Korea bans flights, halts military for a single college entrance test.

Stolen driveway leaves a woman scared and confused. Holocaust artifact auction canceled after backlash.

Passenger brought a meat cleaver on a flight. Prisoner sues for the right to eat Vegemite.

Controversial cafe offers cuddling with baby lions while drinking tea. Meet Germany's first flock of gay sheep.

Floridaman shoots son over heavy metal music. Naked Florida woman breaks into bagel shop for a shower.

A killer will be playing Santa at the local swap meet. Man steals a bus with passengers on it and makes all the stops.

Pornography accidentally shown to kids on a public ferry. Smell animal butts at new exhibit in a Japan aquarium.

Starbucks Bearista cup is worth losing your teeth for this holiday season. Target orders employees to smile at customers to boost sales.

Balls Out Bowling is back, where bowling naked is required. Enter a lottery to be buried next to Jim Morrison?

Floridaman fires his gun over argument on how many eggs chickens lay. Man threatens to shoot police if they don't let his wife out of jail.

Nurse murdered his patients to get longer smoke breaks. Hot Ice Cream is a new stupid dessert we don't need.