What Are We Doing

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Alright, folks, buckle up, because we’re diving headfirst into the absolute circus that’s gone down this week. It’s official: Donald Trump is back in the White House. Yeah, you heard me right. The dude who brought us Twitter meltdowns, all-caps tweets at 2 AM, and a MAGA movement that just won’t quit is officially the 47th President of the United States, according to Vanity Fair’s latest digital cover. And let me tell you, the internet exploded. Vanity Fair’s IG post racked up more likes than that one time Kim K’s kid painted a “masterpiece.” 🔥 But here's the kicker: How did this happen? Philly, a supposed Democratic stronghold, barely showed up for Kamala Harris? And those swing counties that Biden flipped back in the day? Trump just snatched them right back like they were Halloween candy. Now, rural Pennsylvania? Trump won 30 counties by over 40 points. The guy went from “You’re fired!” to “You’re hired!” all over again — and yes, even rural Black and Latino voters joined the red wave 🌊. Looks like the Blue Wall just got hit by a wrecking ball, Miley-style. Meanwhile, while the country’s out here debating democracy, what’s Lifetime up to? Oh, just dropping the trailer for their Christmas rom-com “Christmas In The Spotlight,” featuring fake Taylor Swift (Bowyn) and a knockoff Travis Kelce (Drew) complete with his adorable fictional daughter. 🎄 Look, I’m not saying it’s a must-watch, but if you’re into cringey holiday movies that feel like they were written by an AI that studied nothing but Hallmark scripts, then this is your Super Bowl. Taylor and Travis, or should I say, Bowyn and Drew, bringing the yuletide cringe straight to your living room — Canadian accents included, eh? 🎅 And hey, speaking of things that need a reboot (or maybe just a mercy-kill), we’re diving into the Ned’s Declassified Podcast Survival Guide drama. The podcast trio — Lindsey, Devon, and Cookie himself, Daniel Curtis Lee — are officially leaving PodCo after Lindsey’s viral TikTok rant. I mean, girl just wants one crappy TV movie reboot, but apparently, Spider-Man needs another 47 remakes before Nickelodeon gives Ned’s another shot. Christy Carlson Romano has yet to comment! 🕷️ Devon Werkheiser dropped the news like a mic on IG: "We’re under new management — aka ourselves." It’s like watching your friends try to keep a garage band together after the local pizza shop cancels open mic night. But hey, let’s give them credit for trying to reboot the show as an “Adult Survival Guide.” Can you imagine Ned, Moze, and Cookie dishing out tips on how to survive student loans, bad Tinder dates, and your landlord ghosting you on repairs? Now that I would watch. 📅 So, yeah, if you’re looking for hot takes on the current state of American democracy or just need a solid laugh over washed-up 2000s nostalgia, we’ve got it all in this week’s episode. Let's break down Trump’s comeback tour, Philly’s betrayal, and the world’s most unnecessary Christmas movie — plus, our love-hate relationship with Nickelodeon’s forgotten child stars trying to stay relevant. Hit play, grab some popcorn, and let’s get into it! 🍿 #WAWD --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-are-we-doing-pod/support

Here we go with Episode 165 – packed tighter than a Costco on a Saturday. First up, Joe Rogan’s playing the unexpected comedy advisor. He warned his buddy Tony Hinchcliffe not to use a Puerto Rico joke at Trump’s Madison Square Garden rally. But Tony, being Tony, went rogue, comparing Puerto Rico to a “floating island of garbage” – and let’s just say, the crowd’s reaction was... mixed. Both Republicans and Democrats were quick to critique, but Rogan claims, “it kills in clubs,” while hinting Tony might “get stabbed” for it one day. Classic Rogan. And his verdict? The controversy will “blow over” – but will it really? Time will tell. Then there’s Jimmy Fallon, who managed to go viral himself, but for all the wrong reasons. He brought on the Costco Guys – TikTok stars AJ, Big Justice, and the young Rizzler – to break down their “Boom meter.” But things got awkward fast. As they geared up to shout a chorus of “five booms,” Fallon interrupted, essentially shutting down their joy faster than you can say “low energy.” Viewers noticed Jimmy’s barely concealed contempt and roasted him for not appreciating the “whimsy” of the trio. It’s safe to say Fallon’s audience loves the Costco Guys a lot more than he does. And finally, we’ve got a wildcard: breakdancer Raygun. After her Olympic debut went viral (and not in the way she’d hoped), Raygun’s back with the #RaygunChallenge, inviting everyone to “out-dance” her for cash. Critics are tearing her apart, labeling her moves as “cringe” and “very basic street dancing,” but hey, she’s still laughing all the way to the bank with that sponsorship deal. This episode unpacks the debate – is she milking her fame, or just proving that any publicity is good publicity? So, get ready as we dive into comedy blunders, TikTok tension, and Olympic-level facepalms. It’s all here, raw and unfiltered, on Episode 165 of What Are We Doing. This week’s all about the fine line between internet gold and absolute disaster. Buckle up – it’s gonna be a wild one! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-are-we-doing-pod/support

Little Durk’s in the slammer on federal charges, and with him out of the game, I’m ready to take up the torch. Who else is going to fill the rap void now? Listen up, because it might be time for my return with fire holiday mixtapes, verses hotter than ever. Yes, 2010 Levi is back in action—brace yourselves for the most electrifying comeback in hip-hop history. Then, New York City, of course, brings us something only 2024 could cook up—a fire hydrant fish pond. Yep, that’s right, some residents with way too much time (and way too many goldfish) decided to turn a leaky hydrant into an urban aquarium. It’s the cringe virality of 2024: fish swimming in questionable city water. And guess who highlighted this for us? Casey Neistat, king of “going viral.” But the dream ends here, folks, because the NYC Fire Department eventually got fed up and shut it down. No hydrant aquarium, no fish funerals in New York’s unofficial ponds—what a loss for culture, am I right? Now let’s dive into Love is Blind Season 7. We’re down to just a couple of success stories, but most of these couples… total trainwrecks. Some broke up for logical reasons, like Ramses and Marissa, who figured they’d had enough of each other before even tying the knot. But let’s be real, many of these contestants couldn’t even handle boiling pasta or owning a decent suit. Justice for Nick D, though—this man deserves his redemption arc for sure. Last but not least, the McDonald’s shift heard ‘round the world: Donald Trump slinging fries in Pennsylvania as a “man of the people” stunt. Turns out Gen Z found it pretty hilarious and kind of liked it, which either means he’s nailed viral marketing, or we’re all desperate for laughs at this point. But of course, it didn’t come without a dig at Kamala Harris, questioning if she really did flip those burgers in her youth. I’ll tell you what, Trump might not be working at McD’s full-time, but hey, if he shows up in a visor next, we’re getting popcorn and settling in. So, don’t miss next week when we break down the Love is Blind reunion, more holiday mixtape announcements, and all the pop-culture twists you know you need. Catch us on all your favorite platforms and don’t forget—Levi from What are We Doing for president. Write me in this November; let’s make America funny again. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-are-we-doing-pod/support

This week, we took over a high school homecoming, and let me tell you, after hearing about the DJ disaster they had last year, I knew I had to swoop in and save the day. Last year’s guy played all the wrong songs, capped the night with Mamba—which, I mean, why? So, they canned him and called in the pro (yours truly). The kids? They had a blast. I’m talking, Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield brought the house down. You know you’ve hit the right note when an entire room of teenagers collectively loses their minds two seconds into a song. Then came Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson, because obviously, you can’t go wrong with early 2000s anthems at a 2024 homecoming. These kids? They get it. Who knew? But, let’s get to the meat of this episode. We’re in the final stretch, people—the 2024 election is less than 20 days away. And let’s be real, nobody has any idea who they’re voting for. We’ve got Zaddy Trumpets out here spinning his usual “policies” (read: nonsense). He’s supposed to be answering questions at a town hall but ends up playing DJ with his summer playlist while people literally pass out from heat exhaustion. Instead of answering questions like a normal candidate, he’s out here doing the YMCA for 40 minutes straight. I mean, what are we doing? But the highlight? Trump’s diving into crypto now—yep, you heard me. He’s promoting some sketchy token called “Liberty Financial.” Look, if you’re feeling adventurous, go ahead and dump your entire savings into it, but I wouldn’t recommend it (not financial advice, wink, wink). The best part? You can’t even withdraw your money until the “scheme”—I mean, system—decides you can. Yeah, read the fine print, folks. Meanwhile, Elon Musk is jumping on the Trump train, donating millions and becoming Trump’s new bestie after they were practically enemies a few weeks ago. Musk is now campaigning in Pennsylvania like he’s the freaking Director of Government Efficiency, which is a real job title Trump invented just for him. Honestly, the whole thing is starting to feel like a crossover episode of The Apprentice and Shark Tank. And if all that wasn’t enough, we’ve got Ice Cube dropping new music—yes, that Ice Cube. The man who hasn’t rapped in forever decided now is the time. I don’t think anyone’s listening to it, but hey, props to him for trying. Exhibit’s also crawling out of retirement with a new album on a record label run by… wait for it… Conor McGregor. Yes, because when I think “music mogul,” I totally think “MMA fighter.” What are we doing? Oh, and shoutout to Dasani. They’re back with a new formula—now without salt. Yes, that’s right. The selling point for water is that it finally doesn’t have salt in it. What a groundbreaking concept. Welcome to 2024, people. That’s it for this week. It’s all a mess, and I’m just here trying to make sense of it. If you haven’t subscribed to the YouTube channel yet, what are you even doing? See you next week for more chaos. Peace! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-are-we-doing-pod/support

In Episode 162 of the *What Are We Doing* podcast, I dove headfirst into a surreal whirlwind of headlines and hypothetical chaos—because what better way to spend an hour than questioning reality itself? From Elon Musk’s over-the-top alliance with Trump to Red Lobster’s bankruptcy recovery plan, there was no shortage of jaw-dropping moments. First up, Elon Musk is now not just Tesla’s kingpin but apparently Trump’s number one fanboy. Yes, the richest guy in the world is practically living in Pennsylvania, convinced it’s the key to Trump’s re-election. He’s pouring millions into America PAC, hiring canvassers like it’s a start-up launch, and has been hanging out with Trump like they’re frat brothers. Musk’s dedication goes beyond just tweets; he’s bought a “dark MAGA” hat and even plans a campaign bus tour. The world’s richest man might be funding Trump’s campaign, but hey, at least he’s finally putting his billions to *some* kind of use, right? Then, we switch gears to a much scarier topic: Halloween costumes. After countless trips to Spirit Halloween, I finally locked in the ultimate get-up—Twilight masks. Yes, I’m talking Team Edward and Team Jacob here, folks. I’m channeling my inner vampire heartthrob with an Edward mask that’ll have you second-guessing who’s really under it. The Jacob mask? Equally terrifying, and definitely not something you’d want to stumble upon in a dark alley. So, it’s time for a serious debate: Team Edward or Team Jacob? Drop your answers in the comments—because I’m ready to defend my sparkly vampire alter ego to the bitter end. And while we’re on the subject of hilariously bizarre, let’s talk about Trump’s latest merch—because apparently, he’s not just selling coins and Bibles anymore. Enter the “Trump Wand,” a so-called “presidential pleasure device” designed for patriotic folks tired of buying foreign-made goods. Imagine, if you will, a world where every OnlyFans creator wields a Trump Wand for that premium content boost. It’s a stroke of marketing genius—pun very much intended—and yet another reminder that in this election cycle, *anything* goes. Next up, I delve into Red Lobster’s insane comeback story. After filing for bankruptcy, they’ve placed their fate in the hands of a fresh-faced 35-year-old CEO straight out of P.F. Chang’s. His first act? Ditching the “Endless Shrimp” promotion that nearly tanked the company. But don’t worry, the Cheddar Bay Biscuits are still flowing, and they’re even celebrating with a new promotion for four years of free Red Lobster. Apparently, nothing says “we’re back from the dead” like giving away even more free food—because if endless shrimp didn’t sink them, surely a biscuit bonanza will. And of course, we couldn’t get through an episode without Elon’s next big venture: an army of Tesla robots. The man who gave us reusable rockets now wants to flood the market with Optimus bots that will soon be doing everything from babysitting your kids to checking your mail. I can’t help but wonder, is Musk trying to replace *me*? These bots can serve drinks, water plants, and basically do all the things humans were once paid for. With a price tag between $20,000 and $30,000, these robo-butlers are poised to take over. Just think—someday soon, you might be handing your kid over to a Tesla bot instead of a babysitter. And I, for one, am not sure how I feel about being replaced by a metal clone. In true *What Are We Doing* fashion, I’m here to make you laugh, cringe, and question the absurdity of it all. Whether you’re on Team Musk or Team Edward, one thing’s for sure—2024 is gearing up to be one heck of a ride. So grab a Cheddar Bay Biscuit, hold onto your Trump Wand, and buckle up, because we’re just getting started. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-are-we-doing-pod/support

I finally reveal the truth about my 2011 invite to a P. Diddy party. Spoiler alert: I swallowed a balloon during a magic trick and—well, let's just say Diddy was very impressed. Fast forward, and now there’s a wild connection to why I was there... I might need therapy after this realization. Next up, we dig into some serious shenanigans involving Trump and his merch hustle. Yes, he’s out here selling watches, coins, and even Bibles—because why not? And the man still has time to drop not one, not two, but FOUR NFT collections. Someone, please, tell me what we’re doing. Oh, and don’t even get me started on the real-life Frankenstein—some guy in Montana cloned a sheep and now he’s creating hybrid creatures for hunting. The future is here, and it’s freakin’ terrifying. Finally, we wrap it all up with a deep dive into the Costco Family. I’ve seen some cringe on the internet, but these guys take the cake—or, I guess, the chicken bake. They're going full throttle with their catchphrase “Boom!” while the dad drives his kids insane. Get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even cringe harder than ever before. So, hit that subscribe button, like the video (make it turn blue!), and stick around. We’re just getting started. #WAWD #WhatAreWeDoing #Episode161 #PuffyParty #CostcoFamily #SpiritHalloween #CloningSheep #TrumpNFTs --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-are-we-doing-pod/support

Welcome to episode 160 of the What Are We Doing podcast, where we dive into this week’s dumpster fire of news that’s almost too ridiculous to believe. So, what’s the hottest duo in town right now? No, not Kanye and his latest wife. We’re talking about Sean Diddy Combs and Sam Bankman-Fried, shacked up together in the luxurious Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn. Yep, Diddy’s in there on sex trafficking and racketeering charges, denied bail not once, but twice—because, I guess, they just couldn’t risk him starting another bad boy reunion tour from behind bars. Meanwhile, Sam’s probably showing him how to trade prison food for crypto, and Diddy’s making plans for the hottest new jailhouse mixtape. What are we doing? Then we shift gears to everyone's favorite former president turned late-night infomercial king, Donald Trump, who’s apparently decided that being a GOP nominee just isn’t enough. He’s out here selling Trump Watches—because why not throw down $100K on a timepiece with his mug on it? And oh yeah, don’t forget the Trump Coins. Perfect for when you want to pay your mortgage in pure patriotism. We’re living in a world where a guy facing multiple indictments is out here launching a new cryptocurrency and pushing luxury merch like it’s QVC on steroids. What are we doing? Oh, and Apple dropped the iPhone 16 this year—big whoop. It’s got a new camera button, a slightly faster chip, and a whole lot of promises about this thing called Apple Intelligence. Spoiler alert: it’s not ready yet. So if you just dropped a grand on the newest iPhone hoping for an AI assistant that’s actually useful, congratulations—you’ve been bamboozled. But hey, at least you’ve got the same crappy Siri from your iPhone 12 on a shinier screen! What are we doing? So grab your overpriced Trump watch, your soon-to-be-worthless Trump Coin, and your half-baked iPhone 16, and let’s figure out together what in the actual hell is going on. This is episode 160, baby. Let’s do this. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-are-we-doing-pod/support

In this bombshell 159th episode of the "What Are We Doing" podcast, Levi McCurdy goes off the rails to break down some of the wildest headlines in pop culture. Buckle up as we navigate through the latest scandals, epic fails, and jaw-dropping news that have set the internet ablaze. From legal battles to unexpected comebacks, this episode has it all. First up: Sean “Diddy” Combs. The legendary music mogul finds himself behind bars, accused of sex trafficking, racketeering, and running an empire of wild "freak-off" parties. Levi dives into the sordid details, from damning text messages to the infamous baby oil art installation (no, seriously), and questions what on earth Diddy has been doing with his billions. Diddy's fall from grace isn't just about his shocking behavior—Levi dissects the cultural impact and the eerie parallels to Epstein-level controversies. With witness intimidation fears and disturbing past patterns coming to light, this saga is far from its final chapter. Meanwhile, over in the land of influencer insanity: MrBeast, Logan Paul, and KSI have launched “Lunchly,” their so-called healthier alternative to Lunchables. Levi rips into this new kids’ meal brand that’s loaded with Prime drinks and Feastables candy bars, exposing the ridiculousness of pretending processed snacks are suddenly "good for you" because they’re rebranded by internet celebs. Spoiler: the real nutritional comparison isn’t quite the flex they think it is. Levi skewers their strategy, pointing out that targeting kids with flashy marketing is a desperate grab for relevance in a market that’s seen it all. Then there's Logan Paul and MrBeast's lawsuits. While Logan Paul battles legal woes over Prime and forever plastics, MrBeast is facing scrutiny for his Amazon show, which brings into question the darker side of influencer culture. Levi doesn’t hold back in his criticism, mocking the pair’s desperate attempts to conquer the food aisle while dodging courtrooms. The duo's empire of "better-for-you" products seems built on shaky ground, with their legal troubles casting a long shadow over their glossy public images. And let’s not forget Red Lobster. After emerging from Chapter 11 bankruptcy, the beloved seafood chain is clawing its way back to success, and Levi is here for it. With a new CEO at the helm, Red Lobster is ready for a fresh start, proving that it takes more than cheddar biscuits to stay afloat in a sea of competition. Levi breaks down the business strategies, the celebrity shout-outs, and why this American staple isn’t going down without a fight. As the restaurant landscape continues to shift, Red Lobster’s comeback serves as a testament to resilience in the face of near-collapse. This episode is a rollercoaster of celebrity scandals, questionable business ventures, and Levi’s signature sarcasm. Whether it’s Diddy’s scandalous downfall, Lunchly’s laughable attempt to outdo Lunchables, or Red Lobster’s fight for survival, Levi keeps it real with unfiltered commentary on the state of pop culture. So sit back, relax, and get ready to say, “What are we doing?” at least a dozen times—because this episode is packed with the drama you didn’t know you needed. Levi’s brutally honest take on these stories makes this episode a must-listen for anyone craving the raw, the absurd, and the downright unbelievable. Don't forget to use code "WAWD" at DudeRobe.com for 20% off your order—saving marriages and wallets, one robe at a time, because even in a world full of scandal, comfort is key. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-are-we-doing-pod/support

Alright, friends, it's yours truly, Levi, and I am back in the saddle for this wild ride of episode 158. In it, first up we have Trump once again spiraling out after his most recent debate disaster, throwing out insane conspiracy theories; this one is about people in Springfield, Ohio, eating cats and dogs. Yes, you heard it right. The dude is on another tear, saying things that would be ill-advised to put on your Facebook wall, never mind a live television program. We get into the weeds, breaking down how this rumor took a life of its own, and also, why JD Vance thought this was a great idea to pass on some nonsense with Trump. And if that's not all, we delve into the drama of the Super Bowl Halftime show announcement: Kendrick Lamar? Really? I break down why this choice has left so many of us scratching our heads and what it could spell out for the show. Will he drop a new album just to give us something fresh? Who knows! But one thing's for sure: If I hear "Not Like Us" more than once, I'll be shipping LuBug off to Ohio (just kidding, LuBug, you're safe!). And while speaking of wild rumors, could it really happen that Taylor Swift is a surprise guest? Doubtful, but hey, it's all a possibility in this world of insanity. Touch on legends including Lil Wayne and his reaction to not getting picked for the Super Bowl show in his hometown. We spoil it: he is not happy and neither is Birdman. I break down why Lil Wayne's features could have made him the perfect pick, and what it says about the music business now. Oh, and did I mention the latest product drop from Trump? Just when you thought it couldn't get any crazier, we now have Trumptastic Trout: the animatronic talking fish that's going to make your next fishing trip, or political rally, really stand out. This thing's ridiculous, and of course, I'm all over it. Lastly, I take some potshots at the most recent Gen Z trend—drunk alter-egos. What's the deal with suddenly everyone having a different name when they've had one too many? JoJo Siwa becomes "Radical Rick," Haley Welch turns into "Harley," but this means very little for the rest of us. Probably not, but it sure is fun to talk about. All that and more in this jam-packed episode. Hit play, grab some popcorn, and let's journey together through the ridiculousness of it all. And don't forget to comment, saying sorry to Raygun, the number one breakdancer in the world, or she'll just turn up in your bedroom at 3 AM with her entire dance crew. What are we doing? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-are-we-doing-pod/support

First up, we’ve got Alex Cooper, the queen of the Call Her Daddy empire, making headlines again with her latest move. She’s signed a mega-deal with SiriusXM, and when I say mega, I mean MEGA. We’re talking a cool $100-125 million over just three years. Yep, you heard that right. Alex is moving on from Spotify and bringing her Daddy Gang over to SiriusXM, where she’ll continue to dish out that no-holds-barred content we all know and love. And let’s not forget, this deal isn’t just about the money—although, let’s be real, that’s a big part of it—it’s about Alex expanding her empire with her Unwell Audio Network. The Daddy Gang is about to get a whole lot bigger, and I’m here for it. Now, speaking of drama, Anna Delvey—yes, the infamous fake heiress—is back in the news, and this time, she’s got some beef with Whoopi Goldberg and the ladies of The View. After Whoopi made a comment about Delvey still owing people money, our girl Anna wasn’t having it. She’s demanding an apology, claiming she paid everyone back years ago. And as if that’s not enough, she’s about to strut her stuff on Dancing with the Stars—ankle monitor and all. The saga of Anna Delvey continues, and honestly, it’s the reality TV drama we didn’t know we needed. But wait, there’s more. Former President Donald Trump has officially entered the TikTok chat, and he’s making some bold claims. According to Trump, if you want to save TikTok in America, you better vote for him. That’s right, folks. In this bizarre twist of 2024 politics, Trump is now positioning himself as the savior of everyone’s favorite time-wasting app. Meanwhile, Vice President Harris is giving him a run for his money, having gained 5 million followers since she jumped on the TikTok bandwagon. And here’s the kicker—a recent poll shows young voters are flipping faster than a pancake on a hot griddle, now favoring Harris over Trump by 13 points. The fight for TikTok is real, and it’s bringing out all the stops in this election. So, what do we make of all this? On one hand, we’ve got Alex Cooper leveling up in the podcasting game, Anna Delvey demanding receipts, and Trump making TikTok the latest battleground in the 2024 election. On the other hand, I think we all need a moment to just breathe—because it’s only September, and things are already getting wild. Join me as I unpack all these stories with a side of sarcasm, a dash of disbelief, and maybe a sprinkle of “what the actual…?” Because if there’s one thing I’ve learned this week, it’s that nothing—and I mean nothing—should surprise us anymore. Catch all the tea on today’s episode, and as always, don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share the madness with your friends. Until next time, stay curious, stay skeptical, and most importantly, stay tuned. Peace! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-are-we-doing-pod/support

Welcome back to another episode of “What are We Doing,” where we take the latest wild news and give it the roasting it deserves. This week, we’re diving into the saga of a sunken superyacht, Trump’s unexpected fertility plan, and Subway’s attempt to stay relevant with a discount that’s got franchisees ready to riot. First, let’s talk about the Bayesian superyacht. This wasn’t just any boat—it was a $40 million, 184-foot-long symbol of excess that met its match in a Mediterranean storm. One minute, it’s a floating palace; the next, it’s an underwater art exhibit. But the real story here isn’t just the yacht going down faster than the Titanic—it’s the insurance nightmare that followed. The hull was insured for around $40 million, but the real kicker is the protection and indemnity (P&I) insurance, covering all the “oops” moments—like, you know, accidental deaths and environmental disasters. Estimates put the P&I coverage somewhere between $200-300 million. Yep, when you’re that rich, even your accidents need to be insured for more than a small country’s GDP. And now, the investigation begins. Prosecutors are looking into the captain and crew, but don’t hold your breath for answers anytime soon. Meanwhile, Captain James Cutfield pulled a classic “I’m outta here,” catching a private jet out of Palermo faster than you can say, “Not my problem.” Where he’s headed? Who knows. Maybe he’s off to find the next yacht to sink. As for the insurance companies, they’re probably regretting every decision that led them to insure yachts in the first place. Premiums have been skyrocketing thanks to hurricanes and other “acts of God,” and now they’re dealing with a sunken superyacht. Climate change might be sinking the yacht industry, but at least it’s keeping the insurance companies busy. Now, onto Trump’s latest “brilliant” idea: funding IVF treatments. Yes, the man who overturned Roe v. Wade now wants to play the fertility fairy. Trump’s promising to either foot the bill for in vitro fertilization or force insurance companies to do it. Because nothing says “pro-life” like helping people create embryos while simultaneously trying to criminalize what happens to them afterward. The Harris-Walz campaign is all over this, reminding everyone that Trump is the reason Roe v. Wade is history and now he’s trying to play nice by offering to pay for baby-making treatments. It’s a classic case of trying to have your cake and eat it too, but this cake is made of contradictions and empty promises. And finally, we’ve got Subway’s latest attempt to stay in the fast-food game with a $6.99 footlong deal. Franchisees across the country are ready to revolt, and honestly, who can blame them? Subway’s asking these folks to take a massive hit to their already thin margins just to offer a discount on a sandwich that’s barely worth it at full price. The North American Association of Subway Franchisees (NAASF) is telling its members to sit this one out unless they’re cool with losing money faster than a gambler on a losing streak. Subway’s been struggling for years, and this promotion isn’t helping. Even Patrick Mahomes holding a footlong and a cookie can’t save this sinking ship. So, there you have it! A yacht that couldn’t handle a little wind, Trump playing fertility fairy, and a sandwich chain clinging to relevance. Just another day in the world of “What are We Doing?” where the news is crazier than fiction, and we’re all just trying to keep up. Catch you next time, and remember: if your yacht insurance isn’t worth more than your house, are you even really living? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-are-we-doing-pod/support

Hey, it’s Levi, your favorite podcast host back at it again with another episode of "What Are We Doing?" And let me tell you, this one’s a doozy. So, picture this: Theo Von, the stand-up comedian who can turn any conversation into a circus, somehow ended up interviewing none other than Donald Trump. Yeah, that Donald Trump. The two of them sat down at Trump’s golf club in New Jersey—because where else would you have a casual chat about addiction and the 2024 election? In what can only be described as a surreal mix of reality TV and a fever dream, Trump decided to ask Theo about his history with cocaine and alcohol. Because when you’re the former leader of the free world, that’s the natural direction for a conversation to take, right? Anyway, Trump, who’s apparently never touched a drop of alcohol or a single cigarette in his life (make of that what you will), shared a bit about his older brother, Fred Trump Jr., who struggled with alcoholism and passed away in 1981. Trump’s life advice? "No drugs, no drinking, no cigarettes." And if you’re thinking that sounds like a recipe for a very dull Saturday night, well, I’m with you. Theo, being Theo, didn’t shy away from the topic and laid it all out there—he’s in recovery from drug and alcohol use. And of course, Trump, with his trademark subtlety, asked Theo if cocaine is a "stronger up" than alcohol. You can’t make this stuff up. Theo’s response? "Cocaine will turn you into a damn owl, homie, you know what I’m saying? You’ll be out on your own porch, you’ll be your own streetlamp." And honestly, I don’t know if I’m more impressed with the description or concerned that it’s probably accurate. But the episode wasn’t just about who’s been on what substance. Trump, never one to miss an opportunity to talk politics, dove into a whole range of topics, from healthcare to the 2024 election, and of course, threw in a few jabs at Biden and Kamala Harris. Speaking of Harris, she’s been on a bit of a tear lately, and it’s got the Trump camp shaking in their boots. After her speech at the Democratic National Convention, it’s looking like she might just be the candidate of change that voters are craving—or at least that’s what the headlines are saying. Is Trump worried? Probably. Should he be? That’s for you to decide. And just when you thought this episode couldn’t get any weirder, Chick-Fil-A decided they wanted a piece of the entertainment pie. Yep, the chicken sandwich empire is launching its own streaming platform. Because when you think "entertainment," naturally your mind goes straight to fast food, right? They’re cooking up (pun intended) some family-friendly content, including a game show, because who doesn’t want to watch contestants try to win prizes while craving waffle fries? So, there you have it. We’ve got Trump, Theo Von, cocaine stories, and Chick-Fil-A’s Hollywood ambitions all wrapped up in one wild episode. If you’re here for the laughs, the political hot takes, or just to see how absurd things can get, you’re in the right place. Buckle up, because this episode is one crazy ride. Let’s get into it! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-are-we-doing-pod/support

Let’s kick things off with the internet's latest bizarre twist: Donald Trump accepting Taylor Swift’s non-existent endorsement for his presidential campaign. Yes, you heard that right. In true Trump fashion, he took to Truth Social to “accept” Swift’s endorsement, despite the fact that it never happened. The cherry on top? The images he posted are blatantly AI-generated. I mean, come on, Trump, you really think Swifties are jumping on the MAGA train after an ISIS plot was thwarted at one of her concerts? It’s the kind of satire that writes itself, and yet, here we are, living it. Now, this isn’t just your run-of-the-mill internet trolling. It’s a glimpse into how AI can fuel misinformation at breakneck speed. With the release of Elon Musk’s unhinged AI model, the internet is now a playground for deepfakes, and Trump just couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. But let’s be real, Taylor Swift endorsing Trump? That’s as likely as me giving up podcasting to go back to trade school (we’ll get to that in a bit). Speaking of satire, let’s talk about my latest YouTube commenter who goes by the name FBGM Road Runner 456. This guy decided to grace my channel with his wisdom, telling me to “go to trade school” and calling my pop culture takes irrelevant. Two clown emojis and a poorly thought-out argument later, I found myself in a back-and-forth that could only be described as pure comedy gold. You see, this is what I love about the internet—everyone thinks they’re an expert. But what FBGM doesn’t know is that I already went to trade school. Graduated in 2010, thank you very much! But instead of working with my hands, I’m out here podcasting from my (fake) penthouse, living my best life, and getting my student loans forgiven. And no, I’m not lying about the helicopter rides to NYC. If you’ve got something to say, say it, but just know I’m zooming past you at 5,000 feet. Now, back to the AI chaos. The fact that anyone can create and share these AI-generated images is both hilarious and terrifying. We’ve got Trump as Uncle Sam, Swifties in MAGA hats, and even Zaddy Trump wielding an AR-15 on a plane (seriously, what are we doing?). The lack of restrictions on these models is a double-edged sword. On one hand, it’s a playground for satire and absurdity. On the other, it’s a breeding ground for misinformation that could have real-world consequences. But here’s the kicker—Trump genuinely seems to believe in the power of these fake endorsements. It’s like we’ve entered a parallel universe where facts are irrelevant, and the only thing that matters is what you can convince people to believe. And while it’s easy to laugh at the absurdity of it all, it also serves as a stark reminder of the power and potential danger of AI in shaping public perception. Shifting gears a bit, let’s talk about Philip DeFranco. I’ve been a fan of Phil for over 15 years, but lately, things have taken a turn. The once-vibrant and dynamic show that I grew up watching has transformed into something...well, a bit sad. Phil’s moved from a slick studio to what looks like a spare bedroom, and his latest merch drop? Blank t-shirts, folks. BLANK. And he’s asking us to tip him on top of it. Phil, what are we doing? It’s a stark contrast from the days of SourceFed and the glory of the early 2010s. Now, it seems like the quality has dipped, and the content feels more like a cash grab than the passionate, informative show it once was. And don’t get me started on the tipping culture rant. Phil’s been railing against the explosion of tipping for years, and yet here he is, asking for tips on his merch site. It’s the kind of hypocrisy that makes you question everything. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-are-we-doing-pod/support

Hey, beautiful people! It's your favorite podcast host, Levi, back with another episode of “What Are We Doing?”—the podcast where we dig into the weirdest, wildest, and most absurd corners of the internet. And trust me, Episode 153 is an absolute rollercoaster. First up, we dive headfirst into the bizarre and slightly disturbing world of MrBeast, aka Jimmy Donaldson, who’s basically the fairy godmother of YouTube...if fairy godmothers were known for their multi-million dollar stunts and borderline dangerous challenges. This guy has been giving away everything from private islands to stacks of cash, but it turns out his latest venture, “Beast Games,” wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Think “Hunger Games” meets “Squid Game” but with a sprinkle of YouTube insanity. Contestants were practically signing up for a buffet of suffering, where the menu included starvation, injury, and the occasional stretcher ride. All for a shot at 5 million bucks. But hey, who doesn’t love a good public display of questionable ethics, right? Then, we switch gears and jet over to Vienna, where a pair of not-so-savvy villains had some twisted plans for a Taylor Swift concert. Yeah, you heard that right. These wannabe terrorists were gearing up for a massive attack at Tay-Tay’s show, aiming to outdo the worst tragedies of the past decade. But plot twist—thanks to some sharp-eyed U.S. intelligence, their sinister scheme was foiled before anyone could say “Shake It Off.” The concert? Canceled. The fans? Devastated. The suspects? Rotting away in a cold Austrian cell. Karma, as they say, is real. And finally, we wrap up with the wackiest story of them all—RFK Jr. and his dead bear debacle in Central Park. Yes, RFK Jr., the guy who thinks vaccines are the devil’s work and has a talent for stumbling into controversy like it’s his day job, decided to spice things up by dumping a bear carcass in Central Park. Why, you ask? Apparently, he thought it would be “funny” to make it look like a cyclist killed the bear. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. But hey, at least it wasn’t another conspiracy theory, right? So grab your favorite drink, get comfy, and prepare for a deep dive into the minds of people who probably shouldn’t be left unsupervised. This episode is packed with jaw-dropping moments, a touch of sarcasm, and that sexy Levi flair you know and love. Don’t miss it—Episode 153 is live now! And remember, if you think your life is weird, just wait until you hear what we’re doing. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-are-we-doing-pod/support

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of the "What Are We Doing?" podcast. My name is Levi, and this is episode 151. Strap in, because today, we're diving headfirst into the wild and wacky world of politics, absurdity, and the downright bizarre. To kick things off, let's talk about the next president of the United States. Elections matter, folks. When people vote, they order what they want, and this time, they got exactly what they asked for. It's time for us to do what we've been doing, and that time is every day. We need to talk about the significance of the passage of time. When you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time. Standing here on the Northern flank, the Eastern flank, talking about our NATO allies, we see a country in Europe called Ukraine being invaded by a bigger, more powerful country called Russia. It's wrong, plain and simple. We must work together to address the challenges we face and seize the moment to make possible what is unburdened by what has been. Switching gears, let’s dive into the chaotic political landscape. We're dumping Trump, he's out, and Biden is out too. Biden sent a breakup tweet, and now, in the style of a high school drama, we're moving on. Trump got shot 13 days ago, Biden’s out, and Kamala Harris is stepping up with record-setting donations and support. America wanted someone younger, and now it seems we're getting Kamala Harris as the nominee. What’s up with this word salad, though? Is it the MK Ultra that scrambles politicians' brains? Trump, Biden, and even Kamala—they all have their moments of verbal chaos. And speaking of chaos, JD Vance, who’s apparently always supported Trump, is now a vice-presidential nominee. Vance, the author of “Hillbilly Elegy,” has some…interesting stories from his youth, let’s say. Latex gloves and couch cushions? What are we doing? As we ponder the strange political maneuvers and endorsements, the question remains: who do we want? A coconut-falling Kamala or a murky Joe Biden? It’s an election cycle for the ages, with surprises around every corner. And JD Vance? Keep him off your couch, folks. Now, on a lighter note, let’s talk about the Olympics. Snoop Dogg is there, carrying the torch, living his best life. Snoop Dogg, who has done everything from cereal endorsements to owning a football team, is now lighting up the Olympics. Can we just appreciate how Snoop Dogg has managed to live out every dream he’s ever had? It’s inspirational. Switching to some personal news, I’ve been busy. I just got back from a grand opening event for another Dunkin' Donuts. DJ Daddy Donuts, out here cooking up some batter and playing tunes to turn cars into a Dunkin' factory. We had a blast with the mascot, raffles, and free coffee for a year. People showed up in droves, and we even gave away a 65-inch TV. What are we doing, right? In other news, Tim Dillon is returning to Netflix with a new talk show-style special on America and current events. Tim’s no-holds-barred humor will surely make this special a must-watch, especially with the backdrop of the upcoming election. Tim’s podcast, "The Tim Dillon Show," averages a million viewers a week, proving his unique take on politics and society resonates with many. As we wrap up this episode, let’s talk about something crucial for all the new podcasters out there: consistency. If you’re starting a podcast, just put out episodes. Stick to your craft and give it time. Genuine content, face-to-face interactions, and being the face of your brand are what will drive your success. And with that, it’s time to catch 75 more Pokémon, get my Link cable ready, and maybe fall out of a coconut tree or two. Thanks for tuning in to episode 151 of the "What Are We Doing?" podcast. Until next time, keep asking, "What are we doing?" and let’s keep it weird. You just fell out of a coconut tree, you exist in the coconut tree. Catch you next week, folks! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-are-we-doing-pod/support

This week, we delve into the dramatic incident at former President Donald J. Trump’s rally in Butler, PA. Imagine the scene: Trump was on stage, speaking about illegal immigration, when suddenly, chaos erupted. Multiple shots were fired toward the stage, resulting in one tragic death and two critical injuries. Secret Service agents swiftly whisked Trump off the stage, his right ear visibly bloodied. Despite the pandemonium, Trump, ever the showman, managed to pump his fist in a defiant gesture before being hurried away. The suspected shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks, a 20-year-old from Bethel Park, PA, was killed by counter snipers. This tragic event is being investigated as an assassination attempt and a potential act of domestic terrorism. As details continue to emerge, the FBI and Attorney General’s office are working tirelessly to piece together the shooter’s motives and actions. Federal law enforcement discovered an AR-15-type semiautomatic rifle on Crooks and three explosive devices, adding a chilling layer to the investigation. Crooks, described by former classmates as intelligent but solitary, had a history that is now under intense scrutiny. We’ll break down the sequence of events, from the first shots to the aftermath, examining the security lapses and the heroic actions of the Secret Service. We'll also hear from witnesses and analyze the impact of this attempt on Trump's campaign and security protocols. The rally, intended to galvanize Trump's base, turned into a scene of terror, with attendees screaming, seeking cover, and some even praying amidst the chaos. The Secret Service's swift response likely saved many lives, but the incident raises serious questions about rally security and the ease with which the shooter reached his firing position. Join me as we navigate through this tense and gripping story, reflecting on the implications for political rallies and public safety. We'll also discuss the broader context of political violence in America and what this means for future public events. How did Crooks manage to get so close to the rally with such dangerous weapons? What can be done to prevent future incidents? We'll explore these questions and more, providing you with the latest updates and expert insights. Tune in to Episode 150 of "What Are We Doing" for all the details and insights you need to understand this week’s shocking news. Let's get into it! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-are-we-doing-pod/support

First up, we dive into Sabrina Carpenter’s fiery interview on “Hot Ones.” Imagine trying to keep your cool while Sean Evans mercilessly serves you wings hotter than the sun. Sabrina, bless her soul, talked about her hit song “Espresso” while desperately trying not to combust. The hook “That’s that me espresso” became an instant meme legend for its... let's say, unique syntax. She defended her lyrical choice by basically saying, “If you don’t get the joke, the joke’s on you.” Honestly, Sabrina, if you can deliver punchlines while your taste buds are having a meltdown, you’re a hero in my book. Plus, she almost sued Sean for the pain – now that’s spicy! Next, let’s talk about our President Joe Biden’s latest verbal gymnastics routine. It’s like he’s auditioning for a political version of “Who’s Line Is It Anyway?” At the NATO summit, he accidentally called Ukrainian President Zelenskiy, “President Putin.” Talk about a plot twist! As if that wasn’t enough, he then mixed up Kamala Harris with Donald Trump. “I wouldn’t have picked Vice President Trump if she wasn’t qualified to be president.” Well, Joe, that’s one heck of a hypothetical reality show I don’t want to see. And for the grand finale, he couldn’t quite get “chiefs of staff” right, calling them “commander in chief.” Someone get this man a teleprompter and a nap, stat! Speaking of political theater, Donald Trump threw down the gauntlet for a golf match against Biden. Trump is convinced this will be the most-watched sporting event ever. Honestly, he might be right. I mean, who doesn’t want to see two septuagenarians duke it out on the green? Trump sweetened the deal by promising a $1 million check to charity if Biden wins. Now that’s some high-stakes mini-golf drama! Ernie Els even confirmed Trump’s hole-in-one from 2022. Yes, folks, miracles do happen – especially when Trump’s PR team is around. Brian Jack from Georgia also chimed in, praising Trump’s golf game and claiming he shot a 70. I’d believe it if we were playing by Trump’s rules, which I’m guessing involve a lot of mulligans and “alternative facts.” This week’s episode is a rollercoaster of spice, slips, and swings. From Sabrina Carpenter’s sizzling serenade to Biden’s bloopers and Trump’s golfing gauntlet, we’ve covered all the bases. Tune in to hear our takes, laughs, and possibly some tears (mostly from Sabrina’s hot sauce ordeal). That’s it for this week’s episode of “What Are We Doing.” Stay tuned, stay spicy, and remember – if your espresso sounds weird, just say it’s a punchline. Catch you next week! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-are-we-doing-pod/support

So, picture this: Justin Timberlake and I tearing it up at Hershey Park on the 4th of July. Yup, you heard that right. We rode the Great Bear non-stop for two and a half hours. Why? Because when JT hands you what you think is Tylenol, it’s anything but. We had a blast – headache or not, it was an unforgettable roller coaster marathon. After the rides, we treated JT to the finest dining Hershey has to offer – the one and only Red Robin. We went all out with the onion ring tower, and Justin’s bodyguard tackled the new gold Olympic medal burger. Spoiler: It’s massive and costs $199.99. But no worries, JT picked up the tab. From there, it was straight to his concert – from the best seats in the house, of course! Just when you thought it couldn’t get crazier, we jetted off to Michael Ruben’s all-white party. Imagine rubbing elbows with the likes of Kim Kardashian, Drake, and even Bill Gates. Yes, Bill Gates and I had a life-changing chat. My financial future is now set, people. It was a whirlwind 24 hours of rubbing shoulders with the who’s who of the celebrity world. Why did all this happen? Because our podcast hit one million views on YouTube! That’s right, folks. We’ve gone viral, and the invitations came pouring in. Justin Timberlake’s team, Mr. Beast (or Jimmy, as I call him now), and the entire crew wanted to celebrate with us. We couldn’t be more grateful to all of you for getting us here. Now, for the not-so-great news. Remember Charlotte, the pregnant stingray from the North Carolina aquarium? Well, she’s no longer with us. Turns out, there was no miraculous pregnancy – just a rare reproductive disease. We dug deep, and it seems the aquarium might have known for a while. Charlotte’s been gone longer than we thought, but they kept the story alive for the donations. Sneaky, right? And speaking of sneaky, two Lancaster County buffets made it to the top of USA Today’s best buffets list. Shady Maple Smorgasbord and Miller’s Smorgasbord – the pride of Pennsylvania Dutch cuisine. But let’s be real, who’s voting for these places? We’ve got 200 feet of food at Shady Maple, but is it really the best? The answer, my friends, lies in the pudding. Literally. In other food news, Perkins is rebranding. Say goodbye to Perkins Restaurant and Bakery and hello to Perkins American Food Co. They’re going all out with a new look, new menu items, and a loyalty program. First up: the Decked Out Double Burger. It’s a monstrosity, but we’ll see if it brings in the crowds. Our mission continues: saving Red Lobster. We’re in phase two, folks. With Flavor Flav leading the charge and a little help from our friends at VistaPrint, we’re sending out gift cards. Join us in our quest to keep those cheddar bay biscuits flowing. Send a friend a gift card, and I’ll reimburse you so you can keep the chain going. Together, we can save Red Lobster, one cheddar bay biscuit at a time. But let’s get back to reality for a second. The 4th of July was a chaotic mess. Bumper-to-bumper traffic, blocked streets, and police everywhere. We ended up watching fireworks from a Perkins parking lot – not the ideal spot, but hey, the strawberry pie is back! The modernization of American chain restaurants is here. Perkins, Cracker Barrel, Applebees – they’re all getting makeovers. White walls, wooden accents, and new menus. It’s a new era, folks, and we’re here for it. Finally, don’t forget to check out our House of the Dragon recap. Carlos and I break down every scene, Easter egg, and spoiler. It’s the number one House of the Dragon recap podcast – prove us wrong! Thank you all for tuning in and helping us hit one million views. Keep liking, subscribing, and sharing. We couldn’t do this without you. Until next week, peace out! 🔔 Subscribe for more wild stories and insane adventures! 🎙️ Follow us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts. 👍 Like, Comment, and Share – Let’s keep this momentum going! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-are-we-doing-pod/support

Hey there, Levi here, your trusty guide through the absurd, and boy, do we have a doozy for you today. On episode 147 of the What Are We Doing Podcast, we dove headfirst into the CNN Presidential Debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump. Spoiler alert: it was like watching a reality TV show directed by a committee of sleep-deprived cats. Imagine, if you will, President Biden, who seemed like he aged five years during the debate. He started strong with all the vigor of someone who just realized they left the stove on. His sentences were like a choose-your-own-adventure novel where every path leads to a dead end. And who decided against giving the man a lozenge? It sounded like he swallowed the entire cast of The Princess and the Frog. Then we have Trump, the human revisionist history machine. If you didn’t know better, you’d think he was auditioning for the role of “World’s Most Delusional Politician.” He painted his presidency as an era of sunshine and rainbows, where everyone held hands and sang “Kumbaya.” Apparently, he’s the only person who remembers the “moonbeams and puppy dogs” era of 2016-2020. Also, fun fact: did you know that the South won the Civil War? Neither did I. Our dynamic moderators, Jake Tapper and Dana Bash, seemed to have taken a vow of silence, letting Trump’s fibs fly by unchallenged. At one point, Trump claimed, “I have the biggest heart on this stage.” Well, sure, if we’re talking about a medically concerning condition. Biden, bless his heart, took his sweet time to mention that he was debating a convicted felon. You’d think that would be the opener, right? Instead, we got Biden channeling his inner grumpy grandpa, telling Trump he had “the morals of an alley cat,” which, let’s be honest, is a disservice to alley cats everywhere. Trump, in his usual fashion, was all over the map with his insults. “Manchurian candidate,” “very bad Palestinian,” and my personal favorite, “I didn’t have sex with a porn star.” If you had that on your debate bingo card, congratulations! By the time they started arguing about their golf handicaps, I was ready to bang my head against the nearest wall. Biden’s accomplishments got lost in the shuffle, and Trump, well, he somehow seemed almost normal, which is frankly terrifying. CNN hyped this debate like it was the second coming of prime-time TV, but Jake and Dana might as well have been hosting a particularly disinterested game of Jeopardy! By the end, Trump had that Cheshire Cat grin, probably because he knew he’d just pulled off the ultimate con job. So, folks, buckle up and join us as we dissect this trainwreck of a debate with all the wit and sarcasm you’ve come to expect from the What Are We Doing Podcast. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this one. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/what-are-we-doing-pod/support