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Author: Jessica and Christine Zethraus
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The Family Burrito Podcast is about two sisters who lived in a f**ked up family, told by two sisters who know it by heart. Join Christine and Jessie as they reminisce over their crazy childhood and the family secrets that came with it.
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In this episode Sister Jessie and Christine discuss...
Today we have a special guest! Jessie’s dog “Little Man”!
Check out episode 57 on youtube:
https://youtu.be/l29MCnST0Js
Jessie’s sad doggy news
Christine is overworked and busy…again
Why 7th grade is rough
Blending families with mindfulness
Creating a solid co-parent partnership with your ex
The miracle of surrendering
Technology ruining youth’s coping skills
Anxiety in puberty
Teaching your child how to set boundaries
Kids forming untrue beliefs about their parents
How the pandemic affected kids’ basic math skills
Choosing to feel fulfillment
Jessie is always running errands and sitting in traffic
Christine describes her work day at the hospital
Christine opening her own tele-psych private practice
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Christine’s Mental Health Podcast Latest Episode: episode 38: the memory (How My Dad's Alcoholism Impacted My Childhood Memories)
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In this episode sisters Jessie and Christine discuss…
Why Jessie should never do our podcast intros
How nursery rhymes influenced Christine’s writing
Christine’s flirting with Santa Claus at 7 years old
How are father’s sick humor influenced our childhood
Friday the 13th
Our dad haunted Christine’s house after his death
Our dad making jokes about Jessie being gay from beyond the grave
Why Jessie’s Mom is mad at her
Jessie saw angels on Christmas Eve
Why men hate long texts messages
A guy pulling a gun out on Jessie during road rage
Habit-forming books Jessie is reading
Starting our day off with gratitude
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Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 38: the memory (How My Dad's Alcoholism Impacted My Childhood Memories)
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Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast
This is a Podcast about two Sisters raised in a F**ked Up Family.
Welcome back to The Family Burrito Podcast -Episode 55.
Sisters Jessie and Christine discuss…
Our dysregulated nervous systems
Deb Dana- Polyvagal Theory Book
Building resiliency
Reading peoples’ tone’s wrong
Christine shared reading voice tones wrong
Shut down during a conflict
Feeling attacked and rejected during conflict
Jessie explains what “left me on read” means
Jessie’s fight or flight pattern in the mornings
Making things personal during conflict
The thing we’re never going to get in childhood
Letting go of attachment
Becoming the thing you didn’t get in childhood
Resources: Deb Dana's Polyvagal Theory in Therapy Book
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Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 35: the recovery (Ways to Recover from Chronic Pain and Long COVID with Arun Nijhawan, PART TWO)
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In this episode, Jessie and Christine talk about...
Our Dad gave Christine alcohol at 3 years old
My Unorthodox Life
Jessie dressing like a little boy
WIFI issues
Christine's Private Psychiatry Practice
Christine's podcast slump
Why do we resist rest?
What do with childhood uncomfortable memories
Our bodies hold childhood memories (The Body Keeps the Score)
Questioning our limiting beliefs
How Christine handled flooding memories of our dad drinking
How our dad caught Jessie to cope with stress
Coping mechanisms
When do stop blaming our parents for our choices?
Resources:
https://www.besselvanderkolk.com/resources/the-body-keeps-the-score
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Thank you to our listeners for your support. We love feedback & hearing your own stories of family dysfunction.
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Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 35: the recovery (Ways to Recover from Chronic Pain and Long COVID with Arun Nijhawan, PART TWO)
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Sisters Christine and Jessie have a MIND-BLOWING conversation.
For the first time, Jessie tells the story of our Dad pursuing a Russian bride. Christine is shocked. Listen and watch along as Christine finds out new details never heard before.
You can't make this s**t up!
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Topics:
Why Jessie hates Russians
The catalog of Russian brides our dad had
Our Dad asked a 12-year-old Jessie to pick her Mommy
Finding a Russian girlfriend online
Our Dad’s Russian bride with the same name as his mother
The Russian bride scamming $30,000 from our father
Our Dad sent Christine a pic of the Russian’s green thong
Our Dad was a hopeless romantic
Jessie's theory of why our dad couldn’t keep a girlfriend
Jessie's mom cheated on our dad and got pregnant
Why Jessie’s Mom got kicked out of high school
Why is Jessie normal despite all her parental drama
Why Jessie living with our racist Grandmother was a good thing
The letter from our dead grandfather Christine found
Why consistency is important in childhood
What Christine does when feeling uncertain
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Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 37, part one: the gift (How Spirituality Plays a Positive Role in Mental Health Recovery with Dr. Jack Perkins)
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Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast
Sisters Christine and Jessie have a MIND-BLOWING conversation.
For the first time, Jessie tells the story of our Dad pursuing a Russian bride. Christine is shocked. Listen and watch along as Christine finds out new details never heard before.
You can't make this s**t up!
http://thefamilyburrito.org/
Topics:
Why Jessie hates Russians
The catalog of Russian brides our dad had
Our Dad asked a 12-year-old Jessie to pick her Mommy
Finding a Russian girlfriend online
Our Dad’s Russian bride with the same name as his mother
The Russian bride scamming $30,000 from our father
Our Dad sent Christine a pic of the Russian’s green thong
Our Dad was a hopeless romantic
Jessie's theory of why our dad couldn’t keep a girlfriend
Jessie's mom cheated on our dad and got pregnant
Why Jessie’s Mom got kicked out of high school
Why is Jessie normal despite all her parental drama
Why Jessie living with our racist Grandmother was a good thing
The letter from our dead grandfather Christine found
Why consistency is important in childhood
What Christine does when feeling uncertain
Connect with The Family Burrito Podcast:
website | Twitter | Instagram
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Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 37, part one: the gift (How Spirituality Plays a Positive Role in Mental Health Recovery with Dr. Jack Perkins)
https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com
Connect with Christine:
Twitter | Instagram | Blog | Youtube | linktree | Facebook
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Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast
http://thefamilyburrito.org/
In this episode, Jessie and Christine talk about...
Our racist Grandmother
Pressing people's buttons
Getting drunk on Thanksgiving
Airlines post-pandemic
Pittsburgh
Las Vegas
Christine's crazy American Airlines flight
Lyft and Uber rider ratings
Americans making things complicated
Taking things personal
Christine's missing cat Taco
Racists Politicians
Vaginas after childbirth
Dairy intolerance
Jessie is smoking weed...again
Joe Rogan smoking weed on camera
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Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 35: the recovery (Ways to Recover from Chronic Pain and Long COVID with Arun Nijhawan, PART TWO)
https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com
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Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast
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In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss...
Joining the army
Getting off Heroin
Joining the Air Force
Trip to Austin, Texas
Gay Clubs
Breaking Ankle
Jessie fighting our dad in a fight in Paris, France
Sports Chiropractor
Thank you to our listeners for all your support. We love feedback & hearing your own stories of family dysfunction.
Please give us a 5 STAR review and feedback. A simple one-sentence review is perfect! We are on over 10+ podcast platforms currently.
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Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 35: the recovery (Ways to Recover from Chronic Pain and Long COVID with Arun Nijhawan, PART ONE)
https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com
Connect with Christine on Twitter | Instagram | Blog | Youtube | linktree | Facebook
Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast
http://thefamilyburrito.org/
In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss...
Joining the army
Getting off Heroin
Joining the Air Force
Trip to Austin, Texas
Gay Clubs
Breaking Ankle
Jessie fighting our dad in a fight in Paris, France
Sports Chiropractor
Thank you to our listeners for all your support. We love feedback & hearing your own stories of family dysfunction.
Please give us a 5 STAR review and feedback. A simple one sentence review is perfect! We are on over 10+ podcast platforms currently.
Connect with The Family Burrito Podcast website | Twitter | Instagram
Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 35: the recovery (Ways to Recover from Chronic Pain and Long COVID with Arun Nijhawan, PART ONE)
https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com
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Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast
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youtube
In this VIDEO episode Jessie and Christine discuss
Childbirth
Narcissist ruining events
Starting a business
Voting
Greg Abbott
Beto
Joe Oday
Taxes
Government spending
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In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss
Childbirth
Narcissists ruining events
Starting a business
Voting
How a tree fell on Greg Abbott
Beto being a baby
Joe Oday
Taxes
Government spending
Thank you to our listeners for all your support. We love feedback & hearing your own stories of family dysfunction.
Please give us a 5 STAR review and feedback. A simple one sentence review is perfect! We are on over 10+ podcast platforms currently.
Connect with The Family Burrito Podcast website | Twitter | Instagram
Check out Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 34: the polyvagal (How to Heal Chronic Pain with Dr. Les Aria, part ONE)
https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com
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Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast
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youtube
In this Video episode Jessie and Christine discuss...
bleaching your butthole
awkward flirting
human design
Christine's smush room
Jessie getting caught having sex in Christine's smash room
Jessie dislocating a doctor's shoulder during sex
Strip clubs
Thank you to our listeners for all your support. We love feedback & hearing your own stories of family dysfunction.
Please give us a 5 STAR review and feedback. A simple one sentence review is perfect! We are on over 10+ podcast platforms currently.
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Check out Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 34: the polyvagal (How to Heal Chronic Pain with Dr. Les Aria, part ONE)
https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com
Connect with Christine on Twitter | Instagram | Blog | Youtube | linktree | Facebook
Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast
http://thefamilyburrito.org
In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss...
bleaching your butthole
awkward flirting
human design
Christine's smush room
Jessie getting caught having sex in Christine's smash room
Jessie dislocating a doctor's shoulder during sex
Strip clubs
Thank you to our listeners for all your support. We love feedback & hearing your own stories of family dysfunction.
Please give us a 5 STAR review and feedback. A simple one sentence review is perfect! We are on over 10+ podcast platforms currently.
Connect with The Family Burrito Podcast website | Twitter | Instagram
Check out Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 34: the polyvagal (How to Heal Chronic Pain with Dr. Les Aria, part ONE)
https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com
Connect with Christine on Twitter | Instagram | Blog | Youtube | linktree | Facebook
Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast
http://thefamilyburrito.org
In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss...
one year podcast episode
the bad news our dad received on day Christine was born
Bill Cosby
Rosanne Barr
Uncle Robbie's god awful picture being haunted
Dead relatives attached to their pics
Thank you to our listeners for all your support. We love feedback & hearing your own stories of family dysfunction.
Please give us a 5 STAR review and feedback. A simple one sentence review is perfect! We are on over 10+ podcast platforms currently.
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Check out Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 35: the recovery (Ways to Recover from Chronic Pain and Long COVID with Arun Nijhawan, PART ONE)
https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com
Connect with Christine on Twitter | Instagram | Blog | Youtube | linktree | Facebook
Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast
http://thefamilyburrito.org
In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss...
one year podcast episode
the bad news our dad received on day Christine was born
Thank you to our listeners for all your support. We love feedback & hearing your own stories of family dysfunction.
Please give us a 5 STAR review and feedback. A simple one sentence review is perfect! We are on over 10+ podcast platforms currently.
Connect with The Family Burrito Podcast website | Twitter | Instagram
Check out Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 35: the recovery (Ways to Recover from Chronic Pain and Long COVID with Arun Nijhawan, PART ONE)
https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com
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Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast
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In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss...
Pooping while having sex
Pooping yourself at a Willie Nelson concert
Lizard People
They Live (1989)
Panic Attacks
Why people are moving to Florida
Marijuana laws in Colorado
Ayurveda
Boeing Documentary on Netflix
Thank you to our listeners for all your support. We love feedback & hearing your own stories of family dysfunction.
Please give us a 5 STAR review and feedback. A simple one sentence review is perfect! We are on over 10+ podcast platforms currently.
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Check out Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 34: the polyvagal (How to Heal Chronic Pain with Dr. Les Aria, part ONE)
https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com
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Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast
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We are Number #23 on Goodpods Family category! Thank you!
In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss...
What not to do during Mercury in retrograde
Dealing with narcissistic mothers who taunt you on social media
why your ex hates you
dating a guy with brain damage
your ex-boyfriend's new wife's insecurity
flirting with a Walmart Greeter
Facebook messenger phone call
random guy asking you out
how to set boundaries with a narcissist
Why your ex-boyfriend deletes you off Facebook (hint: get married)
One year anniversary of podcast coming up
How to deal with planets in retrograde
What makes a good bike
Steps for dirt bike maintenance
Thank you to our listeners for all your support. We love feedback & hearing your own stories of family dysfunction.
Please give us a 5 STAR review and feedback. A simple one sentence review is perfect! We are on over 10+ podcast platforms currently.
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Check out Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 34: the polyvagal (How to Heal Chronic Pain with Dr. Les Aria, part ONE)
https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com
Connect with Christine on Twitter | Instagram | Blog | Youtube | linktree | Facebook
Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast
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In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss…
Gun Control
Graduating School
Small town thinking
Meth heads
IKEA
Costco
Netflix
Trauma Coping with trauma
Responding to conflict
PAUL UPDATE
Thank you to our listeners for all your support. We love feedback & hearing your own stories of family dysfunction.
Please give us a 5 STAR review and feedback. A simple one sentence review is perfect! We are on over 10+ podcast platforms currently.
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Check out Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 34: the polyvagal (How to Heal Chronic Pain with Dr. Les Aria, part ONE)
https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com
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Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast
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In this episode Jessie and Christine discuss
Failing 7th grade math
Co-parenting
Almost dying from ecstasy
Being raised by someone who cares
Racist Dad
KLX300sm being destroyed
Finding different pathways of healing Chronic pain
Sheng Wang: Sweet and Juicy on Netflix
Thank you to our listeners for all your support. We love feedback & hearing your own stories of family dysfunction.
Please give us a 5 STAR review and feedback. A simple one sentence review is perfect! We are on over 10+ podcast platforms currently.
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Check out Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: episode 34: the polyvagal (How to Heal Chronic Pain with Dr. Les Aria, part ONE)
https://howcoronavirussavedmylife.com
Connect with Christine on Twitter | Instagram | Blog | Youtube | linktree | Facebook
Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast
Welcome back to the family burrito podcast. My name is Christine. My sister Jessie and I made this podcast as a way to heal our whiskey and weed childhood wounds.
https://thefamilyburrito.org/
In this episode Jessie and Christine talk about
TOPICS:
Working Labor Day
How staring at a computer screen makes you irritable
Blue light blocking glasses
Living in virtual reality
Human design
Spirituality
Why it's rude to not put your grocery cart up
Dealing with people in public
MAGA Republicans
Joe Biden Sugar Daddy
Student debt 401k’s going down
Thank you to our listeners for all your support. We love feedback & hearing your own stories of family dysfunction. Please give us a 5 STAR review and feedback.
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Check out Christine’s Mental Health Podcast: How Coronavirus Saved My Life episode 33: the boundary
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Disclaimer: The information and recommendations in this Podcast are only opinions of the hosts of The Family Burrito Podcast.




