This week on Florida Man Unleashed, Kenny Porkrind serves up a buffet of bad decisions and deep-fried logic: a man steals a truck for Popeyes and tries to justify it with “I was gonna bring it back,” another gets busted smuggling 43 iguanas in his pants and calls them “support lizards,” a full-grown adult in a bunny suit starts a bar fight while claiming he is Easter, and a couple gets trapped in an unlocked closet for two full days because they never tried the doorknob. Four Florida legends. One podcast. Zero functioning brain cells. Subscribe now before someone throws a gator through your window

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