In the chaotic debut of Florida Man Unleashed, Kenny Porkrind covers four real-life disasters: a man launches a live alligator through a Wendy’s window, another tries to steal a jet to Chicago using nothing but confidence and YouTube videos, a shirtless guy knocks himself out with nunchucks in a Burger King bathroom, and a snack-cake-fueled outlaw leads cops on a lawnmower chase straight into a pond. It’s not news. It’s Florida.

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