Did you dry hump her two nights in a row but couldn’t get it up? If so, you’re in the friend zone. You met her at a dinner party and showed her ‘fruit-porn’ on your phone and she thought it was, “Witty”. You in the friend zone. You’re at a bar tryin’ to pick her up and she refers to you as “Buddy” alI night long...guess what? You’re in the friend zone. Did she sleep over but nothin’ happened and she wakes up walking around your apartment in her underwear? If so, guess what? You’re in the friend zone. Did you lean in for a kiss and she pulls away and says, “I can’t, it’s not you, it’s me”? You’re in the friend zone. But guess what mother fuckers there ain’t nothing wrong with being in the friend zone. At least you in the game evolving relationships and developing connections. At least you’re in the jungle with potential to shoot down some big prize. Contrary to popular social beliefs ain’t nothing wrong with being in the friend zone.
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