”BE NOT AFRAID! I will try to speak to you in a way that you will understand, using a human language of your current historical dialect. We first tried the method of just beaming our message directly into your minds, but we did not expect the absolute carnage as so many heads burst like old lightbulbs."

Science is introduced to humanity too early, too quickly, as a group of angels fall in love with humans and have children together. In the middle of all the chaos, a man gets a job offer from God that he can’t refuse.

Episode content warnings: violence, sexual situations, rapid pregnancy, monster babies

Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo

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Written by:

Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg

Beta read by: 

Rocio Linares, Johann Kingsley & Cat Bajusz

Voice actors:

Metatron and God played by Rebecca Hansson

Samyaza played by Ryan Sweeney

Azazel played by Rae Witte

Enoch played by Joseph Rutledge

Raphael played by Greg Carrobis

Gabriel played by Steven Chisholm

Michael played by Rae Lundberg

Unnamed watcher played by Micah Carmichael

Human 1 played by Claire Ada

Human 2 played by Pelle Frid