We are toasters this week, reading this delightful story about forced language and [redacting] household appliances. BONUS: Some quick ideas for the SCP-4000 History contest! Good luck to all the writers!

SCP-426 is by Flah http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426 and is a great read!

Music by Abysmii https://soundcloud.com/abysmii and you should give him your time and money.