This episode detonates immediately with Viktor spiraling about the one thing holding modern society together: the Powerball jackpot. Fresh off a four-hour “panic-depression nap,” he fixates on the $1.25 billion prize like it’s a divine sign from the universe, oscillating wildly between financial dread and vivid fantasies of epically quitting his job by swearing on air, cracking Imperial IPAs at 6 a.m., and blocking the dump button just to watch management combust. The dream, of course, collapses into reality as caller after caller phones in to brag about winning money—bathroom floor money, Vegas money, Ferris wheel money, “I died and came back to life then won twice” money—while Victor remains spiritually cursed to never win more than a dollar, scratching tickets in the dark with a plastic cat figurine like a man begging fate for mercy.

From there, the show swerves violently into hygiene horror after revisiting the internet’s most haunting love story: the woman who got engaged to a man who never brushed his teeth. This triggers a full-scale public service meltdown about washing belly buttons, behind ears, tongues, phones, souls—everything—culminating in a surreal call from Skeletor, Master of Evil, who demands Dethklok and insists skeletons don’t need showers, thank you very much. The chaos escalates into relationship apocalypse advice as Victor obliterates men who shame women for “immature” interests, declares war on gray Zillow-core homes, defends insect collections and nerd caves, and tells multiple people—politely but firmly—to dump their partners, their expectations, or both.

As if that weren’t enough, the episode hurls listeners through naked men stealing police cars, deer being casually carried out of Menards like unpaid interns, snakes under car hoods, filthy Christmas trees crawling with unseen horrors, and cats ruining marriages by simply existing at night. The show closes on a whiplash-inducing emotional turn: a raw, sincere monologue about people-pleasing, burnout, disappointing others, and finally choosing yourself—right before pivoting back into eating spiders for money, arguing about pickled eggs, and threatening to be force-fed crickets on air. It’s manic. It’s unfiltered. It’s oddly comforting. And by the end, you’re not sure if you learned anything—but you did survive something.