We get it. Life gets hectic, and you can't always make time to learn about our nation's 16th president. That's why we developed this life-saving podcast episode dedicated to Abraham Lincoln. In just 1 hour and 5 minutes, you too can learn about all the jobs this guy had before becoming president, or finally learn how tall he REALLY was. Ask your high school social studies teacher if the Abraham Lincoln episode is right for you.

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