HAPPY THANKSGIVING IT'S PARTY DAY AND SAPPHIC LOVE IS A WATER NYMPTH! S1E5 "Sparks Fly Out" has some of the best moments of True Blood's first season and we're feeling so grateful. We discuss what types of men you should not fall in love with or believe in this episode, which is everyone except Hoyt! Stay away from your local dive bars, because they're apparently full of vampires.

Call Me Maker is your unofficial spoiler-free True Blood rewatch podcast co-hosted by Simone Les and Michelle Martinelli.

CW: Drug abuse, inter-partner violence, and gore.

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