Happy holidays, wrestling fans and cautious newcomers! We give you the gift of the NXT episode that originally aired on July 31st, 2013, and which for some reason involved a comically absurd level of dance content! In this episode:

• MeganBob asks Miles about masculinity in wrestling and is not prepared for the ensuing TED Talk
• A farewell to swamp cultists
• In defense of S-O-F-T, which is (a) spelled correctly, and (b) punk as fuck
• Tons of Funk, explained as little as possible
• The ambiguous nature of what Sami Zayn and Cesaro may or may not have done after fighting backstage
• Why am submission holds
• The squashing of Spider-Man

By the way, that is, in fact, our music! It's called "Learnbuckle" and it was created by the uniquely talented Rafael Medina, whose work you can and should follow via his Twitter account, @EarthMeauxFaux! You can also follow Miles @mjschneiderman, MeganBob @meganbobness, and the show itself @nxtwrestlingfan, or visit www.nxtwrestlingfan.com

Additional music and sound credit to:

"Eyes Gone Wrong", "Greta Sting", "NewsSting", "Samba Stings,"  "Mistake The Getaway"  
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
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