Come rewatch Brooklyn 99 with The Girls! This week Emily shares how she was confronted at a Target, Vanessa is story bustin’ and thinkin’ about naughty ice cream, and Barbara wore her milf jeans! Barbara also presents “Riding The High” by Paisley Hope, book three in the Silver Pines series! We’re in Laurel Creek (Kentucky?…there’s no way to know) and there’s a new sheriff in town! Sheriff and single dad Cole Ashby is heading to Vegas for a bachelor/bachelorette trip that includes his little sister’s best friend Ginger Danforth. Cole and Ginger may have a past they do not speak of but it’s fine, they’re just friends! After one night drinking like they’re in Vegas, their past comes back with a passion, and drunken wedding bells ring! Since Ginger is the daughter of a Congressman up for reelection and Cole needs to pass a probationary period to become the official big time sheriff, they can’t let news of a scandalous Vegas marriage get out! So the obvious solution is to have Ginger temporarily move into Cole’s home as the hired nanny to his 8 year old daughter. They’re totally just friends! A secretly married boss and employee…but just friends! Of course they’ll stay platonic! Unless a storm rolls through, forcing them to stop denying their love for each other. Tune in now, get ready to yell “authority!” and decide: are you Team Vixen or Team Law Daddy?

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