In our magic mirror this week: Zeppelin, Doug, Chris, Rob, James, Mike, Marcy, and of course—Matt.

This week’s episode takes a chaotic detour thanks to the El Puerto de Santa Maria Marathon. Mild inconveniences abound—hot dog prices soar, terminal beers disappear, and Dunkin’... don’t get us started. 😤

There’s a change of command in Rota, which brings the delightful optimism of a fresh-faced leader.

ChickBrew reveals her spice guru is Nom Nom Paleo, while T-Bone continues to find joy in the culinary chaos of Uncle Roger.

We tackle:

• Passport renewal tips ✈️

• Warnings for active duty pet parents 🐾

• The unsettling truth: yes, your devices are always listening. 📱👂

There’s buzz when ChickBrew drops in on the old channel, stirring up hope in our former terrestrial audience. Add in testicle shots, animal fails, Korean TV, and the usual nonsense—and you’ve got a full ride on the LUNSB rollercoaster.

Word of the Week: Widdershins

Celebrity Name Drops: Peter Dinklage, Ice Cube

Your lookups:
🐕 Speranza Animal Rescue
🐾 Rota Animal Welfare League

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