#130 - Make Paddling Great Again! - An unexpected Interview - Featuring Kristal Campbell
Description
The Bros crack open another round of pure unprofessionalism with special guest Kristal Campbell (plus her husband, posted up on the infamous casting couch for protection).
In a fun-filled turn-around, Kristal is here armed and ready to interview the Whiskey Bros for a change!
Whiskey of the Week: Larceny Barrel Proof (Batch A125, 125 proof, because numbers matter when you’re slurring them).
Highlights include:
- Celebrating our massive climb to 26 listeners (and arguing the math like drunk accountants).
- Accidentally going viral with “gay meat in the mountains” — thank you hashtag ASMR.
- Teaching the world why “donkey punch” is a term of endearment (…please don’t Google it).
- Debating whether wine belongs in a Bigf**k cup and if you can drink bourbon from a stemmed glass without losing your man card.
- Kristal proving her fan cred while simultaneously failing to open a wine bottle on mic.
- Special surprise sack reveal: Jefferson’s Ocean, aka whiskey that literally went on a cruise around the world.
- Rabbit trails into Titanic sex scenes, Ghost pottery seduction, and Kevin Costner’s Bodyguard. (Fire Bro has never seen it, WTF!)
In short: wine was spilled, whiskey was worshipped, questions were asked, and dignity was lost. Just another week with the Whiskey Bros.
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