00 Preface

01 Invasion of Caesar: The Discovery of Tin and Subsequent Enlightenment of Britain

02 The Various Roman Yokes: Their Growth, Degeneration, and Final Elimination

03 The Advent of the Angles: Causes Which Led to the Rehabilitation of Britain on New Lines

04 The Influx of the Danes: Facts Showing Conclusively Their Influence on the Britain of Today

05 The Troublous Middle Ages: Demonstrating a Short Reign for Those Who Travel at a Royal Gait

06 The Danish Oligarchy: Disaffections Attending Chronic Usurpation Proclivities

07 Other Disagreeable Claimants: Foreign Foibles Introduced, Only to be Expunged with Characteristic Pugnacity

08 The Norman Conquest: Complex Commingling of Facetious Accord and Implaccable Discord

09 The Feudal System: Successful Inauguration of Homogeneal Methods for Restricting Incompatable Demagogues

10 The Age of Chivalry: Light Dissertation on the Knights-Errant, Maids, Fools, Prelates, and Other Notorious Characters of that Period

11 Conquest of Ireland: Uncomfortable Effects Following the Cultivation of an Acquisitorial Propensity

12 Magna Charta Introduced: Slight Difficulties Encountered in Overcoming an Unpopular and Unreasonable Prejudice

13 Further Disagreements Recorded: Illustrating the Amiability of the Jew and the Perversity of the Scot

14 Irritability of the French: Interminable Dissension, Assisted by the Plague, Continues Reducing the Population

15 More Sanguinary Triumphs: Onward March of Civilization Graphically Delineated with the Historian’s Usual Completeness

16 Unpleasant Caprices of Royalty: Introduction of Printing as a Subsidiary Aid in the Progress of Emancipation

17 Biography of Richard III: Being an Allegorical Panegyric of the Incontrovertible Machinations of an Egotistical Usurper

18 Disorder Still the Popular Fad: General Admixture of Pretenders, Religion, Politics, and Disgruntled Monarchs