It’s August 21, 1982, and Dave and Milt are back in the Time Machine, swimming in the Billboard Top 10 like it’s the world’s most awkward pool party. Chicago is apologizing all over the place with “Hard to Say I’m Sorry,” Fleetwood Mac is politely asking you to “Hold Me,” and Survivor is still living off that “Eye of the Tiger” Rocky money.

Along the way, we detour into soda-related TikTok challenges (yes, apparently Sprite is dangerous now), celebrity death news (spoiler: not good news), and listener emails that range from insightful to “are you sure you hit send on the right show?” You’ll also get trivia, remakes, a live “Kids in America” cameo from Billy Joe Armstrong, and a heated swap-out session where we boot some Top 10 squatters in favor of better songs from the same era.

We break down Chicago’s yacht-rock-adjacent apology, Fleetwood Mac’s post-breakup awkward magic, and Steve Miller’s “Abracadabra” (spoiler: it’s about bras). Then it’s all Mellencamp all the time—his name changes, his childhood surgery, his failed acting gigs, and yes, the time Mark Wahlberg tried to rap “Hurt So Good” for reasons unknown to mankind.

By the time we get to “Eye of the Tiger,” we’ve covered Paul Anka swing covers, the movie Swingers (which is not about what you think), and every ridiculous tangent your mother warned you about. We close with some song swaps, listener feedback, and a reflection on how the early ’80s somehow made both syrupy ballads and aggressive workout anthems coexist on the same chart without anyone’s head exploding.

Topics

 00:24 – Banter and Soda Talk

01:10 – The Sprite Challenge: Darwinism in a Can

02:14 – Pop Culture News & Celebrity Deaths

04:11 – Listener Emails (Some of Which We Actually Read)

06:02 – Music Trivia and Useless but Fun Facts

07:28 – Countdown Recap + Air Supply: The Musical NyQuil

10:06 – Chicago’s Over-Apologetic Hit

18:46 – Fleetwood Mac’s Polite Cry for Affection

29:19 – Steve Miller’s “Abracadabra” (Yes, Really)

39:29 – Mellencamp Evolution: From Cougar to Heartland Icon

42:01 – Wahlberg Raps Mellencamp (You’ve Been Warned)

44:25 – Pulp Fiction & The Soul Theory (Because Why Not)

46:56 – Top 10 Recap of August 21, 1982

48:52 – “Eye of the Tiger”: From Rocky to Ringtone

54:45 – Paul Anka Swings the Tiger

56:35 – Swingers: False Advertising

58:32 – Song Substitutions & Why We’re Right

01:15:58 – Closing Thoughts & Open Season on Feedback