One bedroom one bath with garden. Total privacy, but noisy neighbors. Ideal for those interested in an active night life. Kitchen has a few essentials, take out menus are by the fridge. Linens are freshly washed the Netflix password is lemonfreshflicks99, no uppercase. Watch what you like, just don’t rate anything. Something big and slow has sometimes been seen in the garden late at night, make sure to keep the door locked and never, ever go back there. Key is under the mat.

CW: Themes of horror and death.

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Created and Produced by Travis McMaster and Mark Whitten

The Manager - Kelly Nienaltowski

The Lobby Boy - Mark Whitten

The Owner - Graham Rowat

And Christa Lewis

Music by Lauren Pokorney and West Rodri

Special Guest Composer Zach Tatom-Drake

Produced by Pacific Obadiah

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