Sandy volunteers to help Loamy on a “special assignment,” Loamy sets her plan in motion, and Simon demonstrates that just because you’re a delusional loner on the fringes of society, doesn’t mean you can’t have a basic appreciation for tact and conversational graces.

Narrator — Ansel Burch

Clay — Tyler Samples

Sandy— Abby Doud

Loamy— Lisa Burton

Simon— Mark Soloff

Environmental Protection Doors— Jeffrey Gardner

Written by Jim McDoniel. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Illustration by Robin Billadeau.

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