"Rat accrual." After a couple crucial Caps updates, Kelly, Rave, and Eva pour one out for our dead Dallas Stars (and say sayonara to goalie mistreater Pete DeBoer), have an unexpectedly heated discussion about the handshake line, celebrate the Brad Marchand of it all as Florida takes on Edmonton again, and pull a few tarot cards to see what we're in for. This episode was recorded on June 8, 2025.

Timecodes: (3:03 ) Ground Rules | (16:12 ) Caps chat | (28:59 ) Conference Finals | (46:43 ) Stanley Cup Final | (1:04:20 ) Impromptu tarot reading

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