#2583 RHOP 0901: Wiving Under the Influence
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Karen Huger gets a DUI on the Real Housewives of Potomac season premiere, but you wouldn’t know that to hear her tell it. Also, new Housewives! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens
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I'm Ronny.
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That's been over there.
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Hi, Ben.
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Hi, Ronny.
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How are you?
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Hi, John.
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Welcome to the show.
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Thanks, you're welcome to the show as well.
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Yes, I had a little crafty weekend so I have a new little set behind me.
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Temporary for the new temporary set over here.
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Still construction world over here.
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What's going on with you?
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I had a crafty weekend also.
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I sewed myself a sweatshirt, which I was very excited about.
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It's an oversized floppy sweatshirt.
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Pictures of it on my Instagram.
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If anyone wants to give me a follow at Ben Mandelker shamelessly.
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Shamelessly shilling my own Instagram because I forgot that I'm actually on a mission.
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I had so much fun over the summer making those videos for what you call it.
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I had so much fun making them.
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And then I was like, how do I do more things like this?
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And then I was told I have to get to 50,000 followers.
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So everyone give both me and Ronny a follow because if I'm going to be aiming for 50,000, so should Ronny.
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So do that.
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So that way I can make more fun videos.
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But I was not expecting to show my Instagram like that.
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Specifically ad videos.
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I want to make ad.
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I'm absolutely make advertising creative video.
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I can always be mad.
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I know, but I need, you know what?
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I need, I need deadlines.
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I can't just like sit there and be like, what's my creative video going to be like today?
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I mean does anyone want to see a video of me being like, hey guys.
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This is how I eat cereal.
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But if someone is like, hey, could you make a video about making cereal and, you know, promote general mills?
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I'll be like, I'll promote general mills and really even creativity if it's not funded by a corporation.
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Big farmer, where are you at?
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I'm ready to make a video for you.
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Well, we are also funded by a corporation gigantic one that sends us things on prime day.
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Well, they don't send it.
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We have to order it.
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I mean, they do send it.
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We have to pay for it.
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I don't want people to think we're getting some free Amazon prime days over here.
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God, wouldn't that be nice?
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Oh my goodness.
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We get free Amazon prime days if we, if we get 50,000 followers.
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You know what?
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I just believe the answer would be no.
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If you are into recaps for that show, sorry, we're not trying to hold anything hostage, but there's a ton of stuff going on.
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So that's just how it is right now.
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And speaking of tons of stuff going on, let's go to the new season of real housewives of Potomac.
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Well, Potomac is back.
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I'm not going to lie.
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I was a little scared.
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This is formally maybe the best show on Bravo.
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And at least top three and just had a real real bad season last year.
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The sort of bad season you have nightmares about if you're making these shows.
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And it went from top tier to literally the worst show of the year on Bravo.
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And I was nervous.
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I was like, but I personally think I that the changes they made were good.
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And I felt like there was a correction.
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And I am cautiously very optimistic.
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I really like the premiere to be honest.
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Well, that's good.
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I like the changes they made as well.
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I think I don't know.
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I was kind of man on the newbies.
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They didn't seem to bring much, but then we saw the preview for the rest of the year.
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And that one is like they're trying to break us up.
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And our husband said, they're not trying to break.
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They're not messing with us.
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They're messing with God.
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And I was like, Oh, okay.
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So these people are crazy.
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So I can.
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So our crazy will come out a little bit later.
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And I'm not sure about the newbies yet.
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So we'll see.
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I mean, I mean, there's so many.
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So it's like it's like Potomac and Salt Lake City are both doing like like newbie auditions right now, because I mean, I thought.
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Catapults are bringing a lot of friends.
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But this one was like, I don't think I've seen so many friend of in one and one season premiere ever.
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Now there must have been five.
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I have to say brought one.
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When Wendy started the season off by waving around her five fucking diplomas or whatever she does.
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And started talking about how she's going to do yet another business this year, instead of, you know, her job that she or her, her job as an assistant professor, which she quit.
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I was like, okay, they've learned nothing.
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I'm going to watch her do the same thing over and over and happy Eddie walk around and happy Eddie branded sweatshirts.
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I didn't have a whole lot of hope.
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But, you know, I always enjoy Potomac.
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Even when it's bad, I still enjoy sitting there through Potomac.
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I mean, you still got Aaron acting a damn fool.
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She's one of the most delusional people on Bravo.
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And wow, the delusion is at its peak so far this season.
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Yeah, it's it's really strong.
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First of all, I think that like when Wendy is brandishing her diplomas, that is when Wendy is actually a peak Wendy.
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I think Wendy in some ways is almost like the Heather DeBrow of this cast, because during this is a cast that's like a little Heather DeBrowish in general, like these are sort of like, hoidy, toidy ladies or like they think that they're hoidy,
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toidy.
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But like Wendy's whole thing, you know, she's like, I'm from academia.
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There's like, I'm like a little bit above these women.
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And so that's why when she does her like made for TV businesses, it doesn't feel right because like her lane is to be like academically superior and looking down her nose.
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And I love that.
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Like I love that on these shows.
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So to me, having her start the season talking about her diplomas again was actually like a comforting hug for me.
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And I think that what's was so good about this premiere is that the relationship between Karen and Giselle is so special to me.
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Like it's a very special TV relationship because they are old friends and they're also old rivals and like the quality of their frenemy ship is so pure like it's such a fascinating thing and watching Giselle as we're about to talk about bring Karen out to some rinky dink diner and under the guise of showing care for Karen while quietly airing her dirty laundry or not quietly,
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but like sort of politely airing all her dirty laundry on camera is just it's just so funny.
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It is so great to watch.
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It's just such a more compelling relationship and dynamic than Giselle and Robin.
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Yeah, it was nice seeing Robin not there.
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And yeah, they even had like the Robin there would daily Robin phone call, but it was actually instead.
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You know, I don't know.
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I said it was nice having Robin there, not there.
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I don't know.
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I don't know if I think maybe I would like Robin as a friend of because I still want to hear Robin on the other line going like.
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And she's like, well, you know, use what I'm doing or she's doing her morning thing.
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Is that a drag thing that putting a T after litter instead of every G.
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I'm like, okay, we get it.
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You're your drag queen hilarious.
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Get anything's been like five years.
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But we're good morning.
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We're going to a restaurant.
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Whatever she's doing.
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I kind of would have liked to hear Robin on the end.
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Karen.
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Karen got a D.
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Y.
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Or whatever.
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And especially since they go to a pizza place and Robin ordered that fake pizza to Karen's house to prove that she didn't live in the house.
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I mean, there were so Harold so many parallels that kind of called to Robin that she wasn't here.
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And also this would have been Robin's happy time to see Karen get a D.
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Y.
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I can get to do so all season long, you know, so I think, you know, I kind of would have liked to see her Robin victory dance.
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I mean, if she got out of bed to dance.
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Well, even if she didn't dance from in her bed, you know, she could have called on the phone and be like, I'm tired, but you're drunk.
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You know, I would have liked that.
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Yeah, I actually think that there's definitely a room for Robin to be a friend of.
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I think that she just had run her course as a full-time cast member.
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There was I think probably the first half of the series.
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I really enjoyed Robin, but as she started to become more and more of like a liar about one.
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And as she became really more outwardly hostile and unpleasant, it was it was not cool.
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And I actually think that like Robin were on the cast.
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It wouldn't I don't think the premiere would have worked because I think what was so funny to me was the way that everyone was pretending to rally around Karen while they were all sharpening their knives.
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And taking little stabs and like building up to take bigger ones over the course of season, where Robin would have just out been outwardly hostile like, see you got to see why I'm like, I make support of you,
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but you would be supportive of one.
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It would have been like an annoying fight.
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And I think that the cheery pass of aggression of the cast was so much more entertaining.
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Okay, well, there you go.
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All right.
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Well, so we start being your everyone.
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Yeah, we start with a reenactment, like we're watching oxygen, like an oxygen low rent murder show.
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Okay, it's like two days March 19th, 2024 1119 PM Karen Huger departs from dinner home.
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Revision, we see a car driver.
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They're doing like a reenactment of like a blurry car.
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And I was worried honestly, like, we're at the gate.
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I was like, oh my God, we are starting with like fun and games like silliness, but they actually it was like, I think it was kind of like half.
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It was like a half wink and half like, no, we're going to we're presenting this footage in earnest as if this is an oxygen reenactment.
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But the fact that they put up that this is a reenactment was so over the top.
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It was kind of their wink at the audience.
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And we do see this footage and we see the we see the road.
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And I thought this was great because for years, we've been recapping the show since it began since it started.
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And since the first season, I believe if there's one thing at Potomac, we have always called out is the famous Potomac deer.
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There's always the deer.
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They always show the deer running around on the show.
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And here the deer finally got to play a role and it darted out in front of the camera.
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And our swirmed off the road and it a tree loses control runs into a tree.
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The Potomac deer finally got its revenge.
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We thought for years, we thought it was cute.
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I liked it because it was like a murder mystery where said, you know, just someone in the background.
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It's always the one in the background that you don't suspect.
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And this time it was the deer.
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I can't wait for the duck actually like murder somebody.
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Yeah, the duck is next.
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It's going to show up with a little knife at Karen's door.
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So then Jizelle, it's it's later one month later.
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So Jizelle is talking to Ashley on the phone, putting a tea on everything.
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She's like, good morning.
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You know, I'm feeling like a million bucks out these streets.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Ooh, she's like a lot of cheese a lot of cheese.
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She's like, I bet you are a girl because you are a million bucks, baby.
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And she's like, yes, saw this one thing I'm heading to Karen's house saw.
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And Jizelle is saying how basically Karen hasn't been out of the house.
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So she just wants to check in on Karen, make sure she's doing okay.
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Yes, she hasn't been out since her DUI.
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And she's like, I was in a shock scene that Karen has totaled her car.
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All the charges.
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And she we see headlines about the DUI.
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It's like, you know, why wasn't Matt driving?
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That's actually not a headline.
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That was my question.
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Like, where's Matt?
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You know, where's Matt has Matt just taken out too many new housewives to kiss their ass like he's not there to help anymore.
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Like, where's Mr.
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Blue eyes?
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You know, the guy that she was the driver that she was accused of banging all that time.
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Where's the arm candy?
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And by the way, Ashley is sure to say on camera over the phone.
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Like, yes, especially since it's her second offense that's terrifying to think about.
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Just slide that right in there for America because I totally forgotten that this was her second one.
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Yes.
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And then it's not, we find out it's not just driving under the influence.
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It's a lot.
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So here are, I mean, she's like, my heart's saying, I don't even understand the magnitude of what has happened.
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Scroll open.
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Look at all these charges.
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Driving while impaired by alcohol driving while under the influence of alcohol.
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Wait a second.
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How many charges do you get for that?
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I mean, not to stand up for drunk drivers, but are you guys just coming up with ways to double it?
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Come on.
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That's one wonder.
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You can't just driving under the influence of alcohol driving while impaired by alcohol driving to a Wendy's drive through while you had alcohol in your system, you know.
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Driving around to get those bottles.
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Come on, man.
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So failure of licensee to notify administration of change of address within 30 days.
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Reckless, wow, they're really, they're really going for it.
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Reckless driving vehicle in wonton and fully disregard for safety of persons and property.
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Driving vehicle on the highway with suspended registration, driving vehicle in excess of reasonable and prudent speed on highway, negligent driving vehicle and careless and improved in manner,
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engaging property life in person.
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So you had a control vehicle speed on highway to avoid collision.
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This is a lot of charges that I think they're they've itemized charges that should be one charge.
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That's not fair.
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I'm saying the government not to stand up for anybody here, but how is like driving recklessly, but also driving poorly, but also driving fast, but also driving badly.
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You can't give me a ticket for all that.
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What's my one ticket?
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Speedy.
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Give me that.
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Well, in order to to paraphrase my most famous line, you have to you have to break laws in order to pay laws.
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That's Karen's logic.
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I could really show that I was also being the laws to show that what it was like when I break the law, that's all right.
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I only break those laws so everybody could see how law abiding I've been all this time.
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It's called contrast.
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Yeah, learn that in fragrance school.
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Exactly.
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So this was my smoky era, my Woody era.
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Okay.
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Somewhere Monique is sighing a breath of relief that she is no longer the one who crashed into a tree because of a deer as well.
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I don't forget curiously, not only wasn't because of a deer.
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It was also because of a tree.
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Monique tried to blame everything in nature that day.
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Like, you know, the deer, then there was a small tree that I didn't know was a tree because it was so small, but it was a tree with them.
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So I hit that, which made me hit a bigger tree.
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I mean, it's fucking trees, man.
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So Jacelle says, wow, a DY, a DWI, a gift card to DSW, unregistered driver's license, an unregistered car.
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Karen and I have been friends for a long time, and I care about her.
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I love her.
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I'm going to be there for her, whatever she needs.
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And especially if it means she needs public humiliation, I will do it for her.
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Yes.
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Jacelle will be bullying Karen for the rest of the season, but I love that she's at least starting like this.
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She's like, remember, my friends now, why don't you all go to hell.
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Wendy's like, my first thought was, is she okay?
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My second thought was, I hope none of her degrees get get burned in the crash.
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My third thought was, ha ha, she doesn't have degrees like I do.
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And then after that, I was just shocked that she made so many headlines.
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I mean, that's pretty wild.
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I think we should all be responsible.
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And we are saying, you can do what you want and danger yourselves and danger your car, but do not endanger the pot.
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If you need an danger, so endanger Simon, just put Simon out.
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Wait, who's Simon?
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We were getting crappy hour ready for tonight.
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And I was just reading Simon news about this time.
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I was just about to get shit granted in his divorce, whatever.
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So she's like, do not endanger ink.
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Do not endanger my children.
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Danger my husband.
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Okay.
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So Ashley's like, yeah, you know, Karen's gotten the DUI before that, wow, I'm just surprised she's a repeat defender.
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I just feel so bad for saying this again.
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I remember she got a DUI before us is so terrible.
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I hope I never have to say this again, because she's also had a DUI before guys.
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But you know what?
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I understand because I'm a repeat, I'm a repeat defender of mentioning that Karen's a repeat defender.
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So, and then Jacelle is Ashley says, you know, the woman that I know, the mother, the business woman, the wife, all those things that she prized herself on,
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Then it just all comes to Karen's and Karen of course answers the door like she's shocked.
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She's like, "Just a hell."
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I'm going with just a hell.
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Just be quiet, Ray.
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Don't try to shuffle to the front door.
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Ray.
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Ray is shuffling with the front door.
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Ray, at least bring a broom to drag behind you so something gets cleaned up but you shuffle.
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He's like, "Please leave rouse."
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You're very beautiful.
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I hope you guys have a wonderful day today with Karen.
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He's like, "Finally, I can watch the golf channel in peace.
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I really like that one lady on it."
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So Ray, they go off and just says, "Well, I'm going to make sure that we're not going to drive by the crash site.
00:21:06
Can you drive by?
00:21:07
Is it triggering at all?"
00:21:09
I don't know why that was funny to me.
00:21:13
Hello, I'm picking you up for lunch.
00:21:15
I know that you're traumatized by this DIY.
00:21:17
Let's not talk about it on camera.
00:21:20
Are you going to be triggered if we drive past the spot because you got a DIY?
00:21:24
Would you not like me to drive there because you got a DIY?
00:21:27
Do you want to drive there?
00:21:27
Will you say what you'd like?
00:21:29
Doesn't make you want to drink?
00:21:30
I know you probably don't want to relive this, but do you mind if we take root four because I know it's the trauma site, but it's also the fastest way.
00:21:39
No, no, oh, because you're DIY.
00:21:40
DIY trauma?
00:21:41
Yes.
00:21:42
Oh, sorry about that.
00:21:43
For bringing it up yet again.
00:21:44
Karen's like, "Oh, it's not triggering.
00:21:46
It's not triggering.
00:21:48
It's the cause.
00:21:49
It's just a space just to place in the world."
00:21:51
When it deer, that's past them saying, "Now that's a trigger.
00:21:56
Oh, I've been knocked down by a sick piece."
00:22:01
Well, it was pretty scary when that one deer took its hoof and put it across his neck like, "I'm going to get you."
00:22:09
It's lit its neck.
00:22:11
So Karen's like, "I left it at the crash side."
00:22:14
Now that's triggering.
00:22:17
Sinking deer in my old wig.
00:22:21
Get back here deer.
00:22:21
This is the accident I've had a lot of time to reflect.
00:22:22
Accidents happen, especially when you're driving drunk.
00:22:25
And while I cannot talk about things in detail because the case has not been adjudicated, I will say this, "No deer shall be safe from prosecution.
00:22:34
I've been falsely framed by every single hoof downable in this county."
00:22:38
She's like, "I understand the value of life more than ever now."
00:22:45
She's like making it like, "I'm heroic, guys.
00:22:47
I've survived this.
00:22:48
Where's my purple fucking heart?
00:22:51
I cannot talk about it, but I'm the victim in this situation."
00:22:54
Now, the fact that she's taking this road is crazy.
00:22:59
And I know that they happened, you know, she didn't have time to watch Orange County before she decided how to shoot the season.
00:23:06
But, man, Shannon really handled this a lot differently.
00:23:09
Shannon was like, "I did everything wrong.
00:23:12
Nothing I did was right.
00:23:14
I am completely sorry."
00:23:17
You know, she just took, she just came and took full accountability.
00:23:21
And Karen's like, "I am being, this is a conspiracy theory."
00:23:26
And they're all out to get me, including the deer.
00:23:29
So wait for details.
00:23:30
You're going to be shocked.
00:23:32
She basically going to try to get out of this one.
00:23:36
So, and she talks about how basically the only injuries that she has are, she goes, "Thank God my injuries are not life threatening."
00:23:43
I was like, "Yes."
00:23:44
And she is, her ribs and her ankle are really the issue here.
00:23:48
So they get to a place called the Tally Ho restaurant.
00:23:51
It's like a greasy spoon, which I think is funny that they're going there.
00:23:55
And this manager comes by and he's like, "Oh, yes, Karen, please order.
00:23:59
Would you like the Karen special?"
00:24:02
Oh, it's French toast, scrambled eggs and bacon.
00:24:06
I was like, "It's going to be a little bit more elevated than that.
00:24:08
I mean, don't get me wrong.
00:24:09
I love all those things."
00:24:10
But I thought it was going to be something like, "Pooch-drag on a bit of lettuce and beautiful sauces and whatever."
00:24:18
But it's just like a normal order.
00:24:20
It's just like Karen or this.
00:24:23
The Karen special, basic, something completely basic.
00:24:26
So, it just sells like, so, you know, we want to make sure that you're happy because we do need to have a real conversation.
00:24:35
Now, let me start out by saying, "I am very, very glad that you're okay, because I could not imagine something really, really happening to you."
00:24:44
And it took me, you know, it took me back.
00:24:48
I know you well enough to know that you don't do stupid stuff.
00:24:51
Like, "I don't, I don't do stupid stuff."
00:24:53
So, when I saw all the citations, the DUI, the DWI, the driving wall fast, the driving well intoxicated, the driving under the influence, the driving wonder, the influence of not having a license.
00:25:05
Yes, yes, yes.
00:25:06
The way that you highway robbery, the way that you rob cars.
00:25:12
Yes, yes, moving on, moving on, yes.
00:25:15
Stealing money and settlement of cars.
00:25:18
We can just say, et cetera, that's all right now.
00:25:21
But it was uncharacteristic of the Karen that I know.
00:25:25
And she goes, "Well, it's a legal matter."
00:25:29
And she goes, "Of course, saw."
00:25:31
"Well, I will say this to you.
00:25:33
You do know your friend, and I can't wait for the truth to come out."
00:25:37
And he will all see that it was a conspiracy idea that ran me off the road and poured vodka all over my face.
00:25:43
Karen just says, "Well, what's going on with that?
00:25:46
Because you have to go to court at some point."
00:25:49
I mean, there are 19 charges.
00:25:50
I didn't even finish them.
00:25:52
Kidnapping a dog.
00:25:54
Do you think we can get some more Karen special over here?
00:25:59
I don't think we need to fill just as math with something.
00:26:02
So when do you go to court?
00:26:04
And she goes, "Oh, just now, you can read."
00:26:10
It's not even clear if I'm going to court or not.
00:26:14
I think it's going to be up to the deal, apparently.
00:26:17
That's some say I'm going to face a tribunal of various bucks and those.
00:26:20
And I'm going to plead my case there.
00:26:23
We'll see.
00:26:24
By the way, Karen looks like a computer that needs to be restarted.
00:26:28
It's like slow.
00:26:29
Like the beach ball is spinning.
00:26:30
Her eyes are half closed.
00:26:31
Did you notice this?
00:26:33
Her eyes are closed.
00:26:34
One eye was half closed the entire episode.
00:26:37
Yes.
00:26:37
And she's just doing that lip-pursing she does.
00:26:40
Every time I make this out, it's when I'm pressing my lips.
00:26:46
It's just going like this.
00:26:50
She's giving Mr.
00:26:51
Potato Head two different eyeballs that have been inserted in the holes.
00:26:58
They're on one up a little higher ones a little bit lower.
00:27:03
Oh, hello.
00:27:03
You put the nose in the eye hole and the ear in the nose hole.
00:27:07
Yeah, something's like a little off.
00:27:09
Yeah, I definitely noticed that.
00:27:10
Like it was like her eyes.
00:27:11
Something was something has like went wonky.
00:27:15
Like something about this accident caused her facial figures features to sort of like go out to go as skew.
00:27:22
Yeah, no, that was the filler around or if she's and so down, like I'm not really sure what's going on.
00:27:28
My friend just got filler and that is something like you can feel it's like putty in your in your mouth.
00:27:33
So I would imagine maybe something like that could like move your filler.
00:27:36
Like if you sleep on your face too much, I told him, please don't sleep on your face because then half your face is going to be over here.
00:27:41
You know, you're going to just like have all this filler like and then this size can all look like weird and got you know.
00:27:48
Yeah, it just I mean she, you know, let's it's like if you knock over a vase and you glue it back together, it's always going to be like a little off and that's kind of I think what happens.
00:27:57
She's back, but she's leaking slightly.
00:28:00
Her super glue was like 97% there.
00:28:03
So just like I'm not being out here shady and messy.
00:28:09
No, this is not that I really just like trying to be supportive in a shady and messy sort of way.
00:28:15
I care about her.
00:28:16
I love her.
00:28:17
I want people to know that she was driving under the influence and driving with a suspended license and driving a unicycle without a proper perm etc.
00:28:25
That's all right.
00:28:29
That's all right.
00:28:30
By the way, how is Ray with all this?
00:28:32
And she's like, well, I just listen to my everything that I'm going through.
00:28:39
We're going through a lot of me and Ray and I can't blame Ray for any of it.
00:28:43
But I am blaming myself for not speaking up of what I'm going through with Ray.
00:28:48
Have you ever seen him look for a remote control?
00:28:51
He literally loses it every five seconds.
00:28:55
One minute he has a remote control.
00:28:56
The next minute he doesn't have it.
00:28:57
Where's the remote control?
00:28:58
It's five hours of my day looking for this remote control.
00:29:01
Is it Ray put an air tag on the remote control?
00:29:04
He lost the air tag.
00:29:06
I'm just asking for literal emotion and support.
00:29:09
You know, how about less sing the jingle for safe light repair and more Karen?
00:29:14
How was your day today?
00:29:17
And of course, this is Karen.
00:29:19
So what does Karen do every time she's confronted or she's in the wrong or she needs to apologize, but doesn't want to?
00:29:27
She talks about her parents dying every single time.
00:29:30
Does this make her parents dying less sad?
00:29:33
Of course not.
00:29:34
That is so sad.
00:29:35
But girl, you can't use it every time something happens.
00:29:38
It's like Karen, you need to wait for the light to change.
00:29:41
Mother past.
00:29:43
No, can't do that.
00:29:47
Yeah.
00:29:47
Yeah.
00:29:48
I mean, I felt I feel cruel, but I have to be honest as a viewer when she was talking about how she really had not taken the time to grieve her parents.
00:29:57
I totally see that is a real thing.
00:30:00
Girl, you not only took the time to grieve your parents, you took my time grieving your parents.
00:30:04
We've been watching you grieve for three years.
00:30:05
What are you talking?
00:30:06
You go to the farm.
00:30:07
We see you go to Surrey County.
00:30:09
We've seen balloons.
00:30:10
We see the whole thing.
00:30:12
Not saying they're like, oh, and then that's a tidy bow and you fix it all.
00:30:15
So I totally hold space.
00:30:16
I am aware grieving is a long tough process.
00:30:20
And I don't doubt that it actually does.
00:30:24
It was part of the situation, but she's acting like she just has not even talked about it.
00:30:30
I'm like, feel like we've been processing a lot of this.
00:30:33
We've been watching you process a lot of this, Karen, like you got a DIY.
00:30:37
This is going to be on you and you're trying to get she's kind of tried to imply like, oh, I'm not going to blame Ray, but like he has been worth coming to right,
00:30:47
like he hasn't been as loving to me.
00:30:49
You know, oh my god, Ray is barely Ray is barely moving.
00:30:53
Man is just like, oh, the man is a blanket that breathes at this point.
00:30:59
Okay.
00:30:59
So stop blaming Ray.
00:31:00
Stop blaming your parents passing, which of course, yes, is very sad.
00:31:04
I'm not taking that away from you.
00:31:05
But stop.
00:31:06
You got the DIY.
00:31:07
You cannot come in here crying about the about what life did to you.
00:31:11
You did this other people.
00:31:12
You need to fucking stop.
00:31:13
I cannot believe that no one is told or you need to go in their contrite.
00:31:17
I mean, any defense lawyer will tell you, but on a suit, even if you don't have one, look like, you know, look, you know, look like you care and just be sad.
00:31:29
You know, we're saying you found God.
00:31:30
I mean, something and honestly, honestly, if you have a DIY, like she should be so lucky that she's not causing some other people to have to process some grief.
00:31:38
So Jacelle is.
00:31:39
So Jacelle is like, well, you know what is so crazy.
00:31:42
I mean, not crazy, but like sort of funny is that you look like you take care of yourself.
00:31:48
And all the times, all the years, it's like, Karen is, it's got it together.
00:31:52
And I cut to Karen with like her eyeball, one eyeball in her forehead, one eyeball down my her chin and just like, no, I don't live on either.
00:32:00
So Karen is and Karen is together.
00:32:02
You're talking out of your forehead, like her mouth is just up here.
00:32:06
Karen is together.
00:32:08
I don't want to blame Ray.
00:32:09
All right.
00:32:10
Karen now.
00:32:11
Karen is a human wordscramble.
00:32:13
Karen.
00:32:14
I don't know if this happened during the Austin, the burglary, the crimes, the assault.
00:32:19
All right.
00:32:22
That's a mouth moving our mouth back.
00:32:23
The right place now.
00:32:24
I still blinking on your ear.
00:32:27
And then we see it close up of Karen's fingers that have bandaged like little bandids on them.
00:32:33
It's like, well, I do like present like I've got it together.
00:32:37
But the truth is, I've been so angry.
00:32:38
I've been fury typing for the past three weeks.
00:32:40
So now I've got bandids on my fingertips.
00:32:42
It's not like I didn't sustain any injuries.
00:32:45
I'm basically my left footing it this point.
00:32:48
So.
00:32:49
So then a donut arrives and just I was like, how do we get?
00:32:53
How do we get a donut?
00:32:55
And Andre has the manager goes, oh, well, Karen, she's an amazing customer.
00:32:59
Oh, she comes here all the time.
00:33:01
And I just want you to know that this woman has never had to drink here.
00:33:05
Just decided to put that out there for everyone here.
00:33:08
Well, that's been bouncing around in the background of this entire scene.
00:33:12
You know what's accusing her of having a drink there, Andreus, they're having her, they're accusing her of having lots of drinks while she was driving on a road at night.
00:33:19
Okay.
00:33:20
I'm fucking Andreas.
00:33:22
Glad you're going to keep your fucking pancake order up.
00:33:25
I know that would have broken you.
00:33:26
I do lost that customer.
00:33:28
Anyway, Karen high fives him.
00:33:30
And then just goes, well, you don't serve alcohol, sir.
00:33:34
So how could she have a drink here?
00:33:35
And I was like, ooh, score.
00:33:36
And he goes, well, look at the ladies behind you then.
00:33:39
And she does.
00:33:39
They're all like, cheers.
00:33:40
They've all got beer.
00:33:41
I know, Frank and Genie back there in the baby girl, like the baby's holding up some beer and it's like little bubble.
00:33:47
Yeah, baby's got powder all over it's moves.
00:33:50
It's like, wow, what's going on at this pizza place?
00:33:53
It's a baby powder.
00:33:55
Um, so it just sounds like, well, you're looking out for the grandum.
00:34:00
I appreciate that.
00:34:02
And she's basically like, yeah, she'd probably paid him off.
00:34:06
This feels like a set up.
00:34:07
Yeah.
00:34:08
So she's like on another note.
00:34:10
I know that somebody is having a birthday.
00:34:13
So I just wanted to have a little lunch for you for your birthday.
00:34:16
What was, um, Karen's birthday, what was it?
00:34:24
The five nine?
00:34:24
What was her birthday last year that she kept on saying that no, I just don't remember last year was the six.
00:34:28
Oh, was the triples.
00:34:29
It was the triple 20s.
00:34:30
It was the 2020.
00:34:32
Oh, the year before that was the five nine.
00:34:35
Yeah, five nine last year is a 2020.
00:34:40
Yeah, the trip of 2020, 2020, 20 all the time, which is funny because like, if they open this, like Karen was starring in her own episode of 2020.
00:34:50
So, I know that someone is having a birthday.
00:35:00
Yeah.
00:35:00
So I wanted to have a little lunch for you for your birthday, what we could highlight that you're so old and also remind everyone that you got a DIY and a DWI.
00:35:09
And a D 2 D and a old lady driving.
00:35:13
All right.
00:35:14
Let's see list.
00:35:15
All right.
00:35:16
Now here, swing of lists.
00:35:16
Give me the list of who were you inviting?
00:35:19
Do I about that?
00:35:20
And we find out that there's, you know, it's the regular suspects, except for the people who quit and or got fired.
00:35:26
And then we're bringing Wendy and Jacqueline.
00:35:30
Okay.
00:35:31
And then we're going to invite Vivian because you know, Karen loves Vivian.
00:35:35
So Karen's going to bring in a couple of friend of she's got Vivian.
00:35:38
And yeah, I add me.
00:35:40
I add because Vivian's going to be there.
00:35:43
Well, that's bring Stacy.
00:35:43
That would be nice.
00:35:44
I love Stacy.
00:35:45
Surely Stacy will never turn on me.
00:35:48
There's so many friends on this episode.
00:35:52
It's about to turn into a Lou Baker song.
00:35:54
It's like literally just a little bit of Vivian on the side, a little bit of Stacy by my side as well.
00:36:03
Two people by my side.
00:36:04
A lot of people by my side is the kind of slow in version of Lou Baker.
00:36:11
And just I was like, oh, let me look at my list of other people we have invited.
00:36:16
Let's see here.
00:36:17
There is hijacking fraud.
00:36:21
Miss demeanor penalties, nothing.
00:36:25
All right.
00:36:27
All right.
00:36:27
Yes, I can invite those people.
00:36:30
And we'll definitely invite Stacy.
00:36:32
And Karen's like, Stacy and I, I've known Stacy through Vivian for about five years.
00:36:37
I like Stacy.
00:36:38
The way she said it, I just don't believe her.
00:36:40
I like Stacy.
00:36:42
No, don't believe her.
00:36:43
She's ready to murder Stacy because she thinks Stacy is going to take her place.
00:36:46
And she's not wrong because Stacy comes on and she's like, wow, it's basically exactly like Karen.
00:36:52
We're exactly the same person.
00:36:54
But now you have me a fresher nod to you, I version.
00:36:58
And we see that Stacy was up in Philadelphia because she was working for QVC.
00:37:07
And I'm assuming she was working for QVC until she got a better offer from Bravo.
00:37:11
And I think it's so funny that it seems like every year, the way a season of Potomac begins is someone moving to Potomac and they're like, oh, I just got a house in Potomac.
00:37:22
I don't know why it's funny.
00:37:24
It's annoying.
00:37:25
Yeah.
00:37:25
And it's just annoying because I don't know anything.
00:37:28
I don't know where anything is.
00:37:29
You need people from Potomac.
00:37:30
There has to be crazy rich ladies in Potomac.
00:37:33
Call them you guys.
00:37:35
But yeah, they didn't learn there.
00:37:37
See it's Bravo.
00:37:38
I'm not learning their lesson.
00:37:40
This just happened last year, guys.
00:37:42
We're not we're not learning.
00:37:44
But yeah, they've got her.
00:37:45
And then I want to say something about QVC.
00:37:48
The QVC should be a gold mine because the people on that channel are goddamn liars.
00:37:52
And we see an example of it when they show a clip of her later.
00:37:56
Or right now, Stacy's on QVC and it's got all this like some little rinky dink bracelet with the silver cross on it.
00:38:03
And she has guys just want to throw that out there.
00:38:05
If you're looking for a Mother's Day present, I would love to get this for Mother's Day.
00:38:09
You would not.
00:38:10
That thing looks like it's from one of those claw machines and a fucking Chuck E.
00:38:14
Cheese liar.
00:38:16
Can't wait to see what you do on this cast, ma'am.
00:38:19
Well, I'm not talking about me and you're DIY.
00:38:23
Yeah.
00:38:23
Yes.
00:38:24
So everyone's good.
00:38:26
Ashley's good.
00:38:27
And she's like, yes, Ashley's good.
00:38:30
Me as on a world vacation.
00:38:32
And I'm like, what's the DJ's name?
00:38:34
So then they start to shade ink because parent calls them DJ Apple box because he needs an Apple box to stand next to me to be at a right DJ Apple box.
00:38:45
So we've been also isn't Ray a lot shorter than her.
00:38:49
Nothing hypocrisy is just just older.
00:38:53
So just like, yeah, they never take a picture together.
00:38:57
She's like, oh, when they do, she's behind him trying to make him look taller.
00:39:03
Stop.
00:39:03
Just stop it.
00:39:05
We see all these photos where Mia is so far away.
00:39:09
It's like when you go to a science museum, they go that there's the room that teaches you about perspective where the ceiling gets lower.
00:39:15
So you look like a giant.
00:39:17
He's so far ahead of her.
00:39:18
Are you guys in line for something during the pandemic?
00:39:23
What are you standing six feet away?
00:39:26
Oh, God.
00:39:27
It's hilarious.
00:39:28
Well, he's a shorty and it's okay.
00:39:31
Ink is it ink is his name?
00:39:34
Ink.
00:39:34
DJ Apple box.
00:39:37
And it's like, well, she looks happy.
00:39:39
So it's five.
00:39:39
It's just been so fast.
00:39:40
You know, you're moving one man out one man in all the same time.
00:39:43
It's revolving door.
00:39:44
Oches out.
00:39:44
Stop with your judging of other people's men.
00:39:47
Okay.
00:39:47
Don't you have a casting call for your latest.
00:39:50
Go do that.
00:39:50
I know.
00:39:51
Well, I mean to be fair.
00:39:53
It's one man out one man.
00:39:55
And it's dizzying like Karen on a highway.
00:39:57
So Karen's like, well, I want to know what the babies are that the babies are good.
00:40:00
That's all I want to know what their names are.
00:40:02
But as long as their babies and they're okay, I'll be happy.
00:40:05
Like me to meet you, which is funny.
00:40:07
Yeah, Karen's like, oh, God, I have real stuff to handle.
00:40:11
And so just else says, well, Karen, I have to take you home because you're being real shady.
00:40:19
And she's like, well, this is good stuff.
00:40:20
You know, you should have picked me up soon.
00:40:21
I know that you were actually going to be nice for an entire lunch.
00:40:24
I would have come out and attempted to live who you were when you came to my door.
00:40:27
I'm sorry.
00:40:28
I turned the sprinklers on.
00:40:29
It's just.
00:40:29
The thing.
00:40:36
So now we go over to Mia Gordon, the kids, and they're getting ice cream.
00:40:46
And Mia's like, Gordon, they're separated by having the children smaller back in their life is like really important to me.
00:40:54
And she basically talks about that they're like co-parenting, et cetera.
00:40:59
And then they're like talking with their kids.
00:41:01
I was excited about that here.
00:41:02
And she says that Gordon has moved into the building that she lives in, which is great for the co-parenting.
00:41:09
But I mean, to her for me trying to have my sneak links, you know, it's not really a sneak you link anymore.
00:41:15
Yeah.
00:41:16
So then they send the kids out to play.
00:41:19
And so we see the kids playing and stuff.
00:41:21
And Gordon's like, you know, great.
00:41:24
Glad we found something that worked for you and me.
00:41:27
Doing his mouth racking thing is he watching play.
00:41:31
He's obviously upset.
00:41:33
Yes, he's, he is so unhappy.
00:41:36
And she's like, well, you know, like we've come a long way, but I feel like we're finally going to get him to speak.
00:41:42
And I personally feel, I mean, I don't know you feel, but I personally feel like I gave everything and I had in me for our marriage.
00:41:49
And I, you know, when you give yourself over to the joint camera practice, you were basically a hero.
00:41:56
I gave everything I could do our marriage.
00:41:58
You were literally cheating on him for a decade right in front of his face.
00:42:04
And then you left him.
00:42:06
He would keep cheating.
00:42:09
He would let you keep cheating.
00:42:12
You still fucking left them.
00:42:15
What are you talking about?
00:42:19
You did everything.
00:42:19
I didn't everything to fix this or at least make you not mad about my current affair while you still had money in the account, but now that you know.
00:42:22
I pretended like I cared about willing brochures on a desk at the joint camera practice.
00:42:27
It was a lot for me.
00:42:29
Yeah, so then he's like, well, that's your perspective and you're certainly entitled to it.
00:42:35
Oh, so you don't feel like I gave everything you literally took everything you literally took everything and you spent it on a rental that you left.
00:42:44
Yeah, and he's like, well, I think you gave a lot, but I don't think you went that last step and she's like, well, what's the last step because the last step is to separate and not to run to someone else.
00:42:56
He's basically like you overlapped with ink and you should not have done that.
00:43:00
And so she's like, why wasn't running directly than anyone's arms, which she was.
00:43:05
And he's like, well, you're in I swarms.
00:43:08
It was a deer.
00:43:10
I was trying to walk to you, but a deer jumped out in the room and I just swear and I ended up inside ink.
00:43:16
It's like, you did.
00:43:17
And so don't deny that.
00:43:19
And then we literally see a picture of Mia in ink's arms.
00:43:23
As she's saying, I did not run directly into anyone's arms in ink's arms.
00:43:27
Yeah.
00:43:28
So he's like, please hear me.
00:43:29
She goes, well, look, he says, if that's your position, I get it.
00:43:34
I was mean to.
00:43:35
I admit it.
00:43:36
Please hear me.
00:43:36
I regret that.
00:43:37
She's like, well, it's important for us to really focus on co-parenting our bandings, but I know you had mentioned earlier.
00:43:45
You don't want Jeremiah getting in the air comes with anybody else.
00:43:49
And he's like, yeah.
00:43:51
It's like not anyone else in the ink.
00:43:54
It's like you said it.
00:43:56
And she's like, but that's apparently called the ending.
00:44:00
He's like, he's not a parent.
00:44:01
Okay.
00:44:01
That's that's not a part of it.
00:44:03
Okay.
00:44:04
And she's like, well, he is not trying to replace you.
00:44:06
Okay.
00:44:07
He just, he's more just like a new Gordon.
00:44:10
He's not a replacement in that makes sense.
00:44:12
So, you know, he ink is coming this week, this weekend, almost like you could say, ink coming, incoming as Joe Gordon, at least laugh.
00:44:19
Come on, celebrity.
00:44:22
He's not laughing.
00:44:24
And then she's like, yeah, he's not coming, but he's coming this weekend.
00:44:28
And the only thing he does want to do is to get a paternity test.
00:44:32
And then we see a flashback to the reunion where Gordon is like, I'm 100% Jeremiah's my kid.
00:44:41
And she's like, well, you actually told him we come back.
00:44:43
And she's like, you told the world that I didn't know the father of my child is that you started something.
00:44:48
So you finished it on camera.
00:44:49
We started traumatizing our children on camera.
00:44:52
And now we're going to finish traumatizing our children on camera.
00:44:55
Yeah, this is such a, this is like such a sad storyline.
00:44:58
The kids are, we keep cutting to the kids playing.
00:45:01
And you know that Jeremiah has no idea about this.
00:45:04
And you know that this is like future therapy sessions.
00:45:07
He's just licking his ice cream, literally beaming at the camera.
00:45:10
He's like, look, I got ice cream.
00:45:13
What could go on?
00:45:15
This is, I mean, this is going to like, this is going to mess with him a bit, you know, like this is going to require therapy.
00:45:22
And now innocent, like innocently playing.
00:45:25
He's got like a little hat on.
00:45:27
That's got like this green thing on it.
00:45:28
And it's like really sad.
00:45:30
It's like, it's like a really sad fucked up scene.
00:45:33
And basically, she's like, ink wants to do a paternity test.
00:45:37
And now Gordon all of a sudden is like, no, he's like, he's like, now are you concerned that if you get a paternity test that I could show that Jeremiah is not mine.
00:45:44
It's just, well, it's always a mass ability.
00:45:47
So don't you don't think that Jeremiah is going to grow up and say, Mommy, who's my daddy?
00:45:51
And he's like, just tell him who's daddy is.
00:45:54
And so she's like, yeah, well, he's going to grow up and he's going to potentially come across this.
00:46:00
And I don't want him to question it later in life, you know.
00:46:03
So she wants him to know who his rightful father is.
00:46:08
And this is so fucked up.
00:46:11
If you really wanted him to know his rightful father was, why didn't you figure that out when you were pregnant with him in the first place?
00:46:17
What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:46:18
She's so fucking loony tunes.
00:46:20
This is not cool to do this to the kid.
00:46:22
They've already fucked with the kid by bringing it up one time.
00:46:25
Do it off camera.
00:46:26
Do it before the season even start shootings.
00:46:28
You have to be like, this seems seems to have started Gordon.
00:46:31
We took the paternity test.
00:46:33
We found out you're not his father.
00:46:34
That doesn't mean you're not.
00:46:35
It just means that biologically you're not so.
00:46:39
Yeah, they are using this as a storyline and it's fucked up.
00:46:44
You know, like, you know, I, I like when our real housewives are not afraid to show warts and all and are like, this is what's going on in my life.
00:46:53
But I think when it comes to something like this that really could be so hurtful to the to the kid, it feels like Mia is this doesn't feel right.
00:47:04
So now we go over to Ashley who is meeting up with her attorney Maria Maria is like, ooh, I'm going to be on camera.
00:47:13
Let me put out a fresh news spider plant on a table for this scene.
00:47:16
So they are going to talk about what's going on with the divorce.
00:47:20
It's been two years since the separation and asked she's like, well, before I was like kind of like dragging my feet because a little because I was just like content.
00:47:29
Where you know, things were and you know, I'm just like ready to start dating.
00:47:32
So yeah, so basically she wants to get a divorce at last.
00:47:37
Yeah, she's finally ready to go through with her divorce.
00:47:40
Still hasn't done it, by the way, still hasn't all these months later still not done it.
00:47:46
But she's going to test drive some cars, which of course she's got to bring up on the care and the UI episode.
00:47:52
And I'm ready to get in as many driver's seats as necessary in order to find the right person for me.
00:47:58
Just hopefully Karen's not on the road while I'm feeling it.
00:48:00
Yeah, exactly.
00:48:01
And so we see that we see Ash had a date with a soccer player named Bill and he's like cute and you know, they're flirting and he's like am I tuning your horn too much today.
00:48:11
I'm like, wow, there's a really a lot of car references.
00:48:14
A lot of cars like while we're driving us to that horn, baby.
00:48:18
This guy, Faker, don't date him.
00:48:20
He's like, no, tune that horn a bit too much today.
00:48:25
No calling someone pretty is not tuning it too much.
00:48:27
And if you even think like that, I don't want to be with you, you know, like I too did your horn enough yesterday.
00:48:32
Today I'm going to be a dick.
00:48:33
No, he's also an athlete.
00:48:36
So he's a professional athlete, so he cannot be trusted.
00:48:39
And then we go to a clip with a guy named Jose, who's a political operations director, also cannot be trusted.
00:48:44
And she's like, so have you ever dated someone who's older than you?
00:48:48
He was 31 32 at the max.
00:48:50
I'm 35 and he's like, oops, sorry.
00:48:53
Yeah.
00:48:54
And then she's like, room, room, baby.
00:48:57
For test driving, I guess.
00:49:00
So then the lawyer Maria's like, we need a mediation date before Labor Day.
00:49:05
Okay, it would be me knew in the room and his attorney in the room, the ring and the center of the room.
00:49:11
So he has something to distract him, a salivate over what we're trying to get what you want.
00:49:15
All right, now we're going to go to retired judge who would act as a mediator between the two rooms.
00:49:20
Okay, there's going to be a big fat of lava.
00:49:23
Okay, so if he tries to get to you, he could fall down into the lava or he could grab onto the side of the walls, because let's face it, he's no stranger to it.
00:49:33
Well, a big thing will definitely be the custody.
00:49:35
Yes, I'm prepared for that.
00:49:37
And if things go wrong, if he winds up getting his hand on that ring, I have a big plan.
00:49:42
We're bringing Katie Ross X distract Michael with his butt.
00:49:45
We're going to get out there with the ring in the custody.
00:49:47
You'll be all set.
00:49:49
So she's like, well, I think he'll give me custody.
00:49:53
I'm being optimistic.
00:49:54
I put in all my affirmations.
00:49:57
And a lady just looks at her like, wow, great.
00:49:59
Get her job.
00:50:00
How about that?
00:50:01
Yeah, affirmations.
00:50:02
They always work so well for some mediations.
00:50:05
So then we go to Wendy, who is carrying a box full of various diplomas and awards and photos and basically all her superstar ice cream.
00:50:15
And she puts up an award for the first scene of the season.
00:50:27
Okay, okay, Wendy, congratulations.
00:50:27
You're doing great, Wendy.
00:50:27
She puts up one of them like an award or a diploma or something.
00:50:33
Because I will remember this like really so do we because you mentioned it every single episode.
00:50:37
And he comes in in his happy Eddie shirt.
00:50:41
I'm like, these fucking two.
00:50:42
Jesus.
00:50:43
The happy Eddie show.
00:50:44
And it was never really.
00:50:46
I mean, it was never a thing with the audience.
00:50:48
The audience never was like, oh my god, happy, happy, happy.
00:50:50
It's not like Giovanni.
00:50:51
Okay.
00:50:52
Happy Eddie was a one one off thing from two seasons ago.
00:50:56
It didn't catch on last season.
00:50:57
It's time to sunset it like your professor career.
00:51:00
But it's the, you know, it's his business.
00:51:01
So now he's because the happy Eddie weed or whatever.
00:51:05
So now he's doing it to promote the business every episode.
00:51:08
Which I get is like the tree is the housewives thing.
00:51:10
It's like Teresa walking in every episode with a shirt that's like.
00:51:13
Namaste bitches.
00:51:15
So I mean, I get it, but psychologies.
00:51:19
It's just, it's just the first scene.
00:51:21
It's like, okay, let's remember why this couple is here to promote to promote stupid shit on one hand and to promote other stupid shit.
00:51:30
Yeah, the diplomas and say like, wow, congratulations.
00:51:32
You're bringing nothing.
00:51:34
It's just a huge sign that Wendy is here to bring absolutely nothing.
00:51:38
Again, glad you got another note.
00:51:39
Go around wins.
00:51:41
So Wendy has decided that she is going to finally resign as a professor.
00:51:47
There's something she's wanting to do for a very long time.
00:51:50
And then she holds up.
00:51:52
She's looking at her box and she looks at her.
00:51:54
Her diploma and she goes, you know, I haven't known life outside of me being a professor.
00:51:59
And they showed like an endless montage of her being like, I got four degrees four degrees.
00:52:04
I'm a professor.
00:52:05
I went to college.
00:52:06
I'm a PhD four degrees.
00:52:09
And then it just gets to a clip of just outgoing.
00:52:13
I was like, what's going on here?
00:52:27
It's like, what's going on?
00:52:27
It's like, what's going on here?
00:52:27
I'm like, what's going on here?
00:52:28
I'm like, what's going on here?
00:52:30
I'm like, what's going on here?
00:52:30
It's like, what's going on here?
00:52:32
I'm like, what's going on here?
00:52:34
It's like, what's going on here?
00:52:36
It's like, what's going on here?
00:52:37
It's just space.
00:52:38
But now I'm going to resign.
00:52:40
I need a space where I can go do things.
00:52:43
It's like, no, you do plenty of stuff not here.
00:52:44
You can do plenty of not stuff not here.
00:52:47
Are we going to believe?
00:52:48
Do nothing over there.
00:52:49
Don't do nothing over here.
00:52:52
Are we to believe this couple, this like highly educated professional couple that went through a pandemic together does not have to work spaces in this big mansion?
00:53:03
I don't know.
00:53:08
I'm calling bullshit.
00:53:08
There are a lot of kids too.
00:53:09
You know, so who knows?
00:53:10
Let me tell you all those big mansions have those like alcoves and like loft spaces and they're not just all rooms.
00:53:17
Let me tell you something.
00:53:17
I bet we could go through the footage and find another desk.
00:53:20
I'm sure there were other scenes and other other home offices in this place.
00:53:23
Okay.
00:53:23
This is all this is all fake.
00:53:25
And then she sits down and writes a resignation email, which I'm sure she had sent off two months prior.
00:53:30
So, but she sends it off saying, dear Dean and chair, I've decided I'm going to quit.
00:53:34
Even though I have four degrees, which I do have maybe more than the entire history department of and government department of Johns Hopkins University, I've decided to pursue other things like that.
00:53:44
I have.
00:53:46
I'm sorry.
00:53:47
I cut you off there.
00:53:48
I have four points of contention.
00:53:50
One, I have a degree, two, I have two degrees, three, I could go on four, still got degrees, five,
00:54:00
also a trophy, because I want something.
00:54:02
So I quit by six and seven, happy and nice.
00:54:06
So then I guess I had more than four points.
00:54:12
So anyway, so she sends off the email and she's sort of like, oh my god, like, now what do I do?
00:54:20
And she's basically saying that the one she feels she feels great about her decision, but she is worried about her mom because, you know, her mom has been the one that's like,
00:54:30
you are going to be a professor of the rest of your life.
00:54:33
So don't even entertain these thoughts.
00:54:35
Oh, her mom's going to be fine.
00:54:36
She just gets still gets camera time.
00:54:38
It's not like she said she quit the real housewives.
00:54:41
Then she'd be real pissed.
00:54:43
So I didn't know you could quit jobs that big like that just in an email like, hey, hey, professor ship of a giant classy school.
00:54:53
Yeah, I don't want to I don't want to come in anymore by.
00:54:56
I thought you had to like have a meeting and have votes and have, I don't know.
00:55:02
Thank you.
00:55:04
You know, to resign.
00:55:05
She probably did have that and she probably had to send an email as a formalities that waits in writing, I imagine.
00:55:11
So you don't think she just quit by email?
00:55:14
I think she did.
00:55:15
I think she just quit by email.
00:55:16
No, I probably talked to like her, like the chair of her department and it was like, Bill, I want to talk to you.
00:55:22
I think that while it's really great working at this prestigious university, it's more fun selling candles on TV.
00:55:28
So therefore.
00:55:29
Bill, I want to spend what time with my children and he was probably like really not really, but I just didn't know what else to say.
00:55:37
I'm famous now and I don't need you by.
00:55:41
So now we go to Karen arriving at a store called Anya by Vivian and we meet Vivian, who is a new friend of.
00:55:50
There is no Anya though.
00:55:51
So those were wondering what happened with Anya is Anya like Vivian's Frankenstine's monster, like some sort of like some sort of beast.
00:55:59
She keeps in the closet.
00:56:00
It's like, I've created someone named Anya.
00:56:02
Do you think it's like Harle Richards alien to were on you?
00:56:06
I think so.
00:56:08
Someone like I think so.
00:56:10
Yes.
00:56:12
So then let's see.
00:56:13
So yeah, she goes in to see Vivian and Karen's like, Oh, I'm not Vivian forever.
00:56:19
We see a clip of Vivian from 2021.
00:56:22
They said hello to each other.
00:56:25
She's like, we're both business.
00:56:26
I was we both raised children were both armed were both beautiful were both Polish.
00:56:31
One of us has an eye that is not closing your half of this episode.
00:56:34
I'm really sorry.
00:56:35
I'm not sure what that is.
00:56:37
We've both been tormented by local deer were victims to doe activity.
00:56:42
And now she has a fabulous boutique on she is a fabulous boutique on her in a local mall.
00:56:49
At which point Vivian's chances to be a full time cast member faded into the sunset.
00:56:54
I don't think like boutique owner at a mall is going to work for Bravo.
00:56:58
Really?
00:56:58
Well, they put her on.
00:56:59
Also, I feel like that was such a diss from Karen did not feel like a diss.
00:57:04
I'm like, and now here she is a boutique owner at a local mall, even a national mall.
00:57:12
Yeah, she is someone who comes home from a long day at work smelling like the quiznos next door because she works at a mall.
00:57:22
To see her strive to see her.
00:57:25
To see her tomorrow.
00:57:25
I'm sorry.
00:57:26
I was getting.
00:57:28
She had all the time.
00:57:29
I saw next to her next to a store.
00:57:32
The adversity that she has overcome, for instance, learning how to paint this parking spot is served for Anya by Vivian customers only on that little bump on the parking lot.
00:57:43
She's a strong woman.
00:57:45
So she is looking for a pink.
00:57:48
And they're going to do some dresses.
00:57:53
So then Stacy comes in the other new and Stacy's like, I did somebody say pink.
00:57:59
I love pink.
00:58:00
Look at me.
00:58:00
I'm in pink right now.
00:58:02
And everyone's like, oh my god, you're so pretty and pink like you too.
00:58:05
We all love each other.
00:58:07
We're such good friends.
00:58:08
She's like, I have a gala and I need to look amazing.
00:58:12
I'm like, well, that's not hot.
00:58:13
Stacy hot.
00:58:15
Now who are you again?
00:58:16
Who is this woman that I just hugged?
00:58:18
She's like, I'm a gas member.
00:58:19
So I actually met Karen at an event.
00:58:21
Vivian invited me.
00:58:23
And as soon as I met Karen, we just hit it off.
00:58:26
Well, more like she hit my table when she was drunk and walked right into it by accident.
00:58:31
All the glasses shook.
00:58:32
It was hilarious.
00:58:34
We were barely there.
00:58:36
She thought it was a deer.
00:58:39
That left eye has never been the same.
00:58:43
We're basically the same people.
00:58:45
And I lived in Philly when I worked for QVC, but I left QVC, but I'm happy to be back at the DMV where I belong, QVC, DMV, I'm only doing things with three letters.
00:58:58
So can we please talk about this invitation?
00:59:01
And Karen said, well, you have it on your phone.
00:59:03
I said to you.
00:59:04
And we see this.
00:59:07
Jacelle has done this invitation for Karen's birthday luncheon with Cal making like beats in the background.
00:59:14
And it's like a hat party.
00:59:15
And Jacelle is.
00:59:17
I'm sorry.
00:59:18
It's a attitude attitude.
00:59:23
Right.
00:59:23
And she's basically inviting everyone to come to the hat party.
00:59:29
And she's saying like, well, if you get to it's a attitude party and leave your attitude at home.
00:59:35
Because if you get an attitude, you will turn into a taco head or a banana head.
00:59:40
And she starts putting hats on.
00:59:42
She puts like a taco hat on and a banana head on.
00:59:44
I'm not really sure what she's doing.
00:59:46
But here's what I know, even horror invitations are low wrapped.
00:59:51
Really the taco hat.
00:59:52
It's like a dollar store taco hat just out making that for just out.
00:59:56
I know what happened to the days of sending a mind to terrorize her classmates to invite them to get old days, right?
01:00:02
So then Karen's like, well, the first time she threw a party for me, she sat in my birthday seat.
01:00:09
So you know, holding a row back.
01:00:13
Oh, my parents array.
01:00:16
Jacelle taking my birthday seat in season one.
01:00:21
You know, I was thinking about what Jacelle did to me sitting in my seat all those years ago.
01:00:25
And I think that's why I swooped off the road.
01:00:26
So you see it wasn't even my fault.
01:00:28
It was Jacelle who did it to me.
01:00:30
So then Vivian's like, well, I guess we'll see how that goes.
01:00:34
Let's look at some big dresses.
01:00:37
And then Stacy's like, I just have an important question.
01:00:39
When are we opening the champagne?
01:00:43
So they do.
01:00:43
And they look at dresses and stuff.
01:00:45
And then Stacy's like, oh my gosh, wait a minute.
01:00:50
Are we allowed to drink in front of you, Karen?
01:00:52
Are you triggered?
01:00:54
Well, oh, I love it.
01:01:01
Are we can we drink?
01:01:03
Oh, yes, yes, yes, no, yes.
01:01:06
I mean, I have, I'm on a medication, but I'll be drinking again soon.
01:01:13
By the way, where's your ring?
01:01:15
By the way, are you alone?
01:01:16
Did you get the vault?
01:01:16
Did you get the dumps?
01:01:17
Let's bring that up too.
01:01:20
And we're like, you have a rock on your hand, what happened to your rock?
01:01:22
And she's like, oh, yeah.
01:01:24
Well, I have been separated for a year, like you in your license.
01:01:34
She's like, we're such good friends that you guys didn't even know I'm separated for an entire year.
01:01:38
So now we're going to get a divorce.
01:01:40
And she's like, oh, no.
01:01:45
And Stacy says, you know, a lot of this had to do with her coming home to be honest with you.
01:01:51
So you left your husband to come do a TV show.
01:01:55
That's something, that's a choice.
01:01:57
That's a choice there.
01:01:59
Well, I am here for you, especially now that I know that you don't have an institution that could even threaten my institution.
01:02:06
So here, or divorcing woman, come into the arms of your sweet, sweet, anti-caron.
01:02:15
And then they are like toasting a friendship and everything.
01:02:19
And they're looking good for Stacy, leaving your husband to come on the housewives show when you're not really even guaranteed more than the season.
01:02:26
I feel like they don't like the housewives to be that desperate, whether they like need the job that much or want the job that much, but maybe I'm wrong.
01:02:34
But I feel like we like to see them get desperate over time.
01:02:39
I don't know.
01:02:41
I mean, Sonia Morgan always worked and she was pretty desperate in the beginning.
01:02:45
So now is the day of the attitude party.
01:02:48
And D'Zell is at the at the restaurant.
01:02:51
She's setting everything up and she brought a bunch of hats and Ashley arrives first.
01:02:56
And Ashley's like, oh, she's like, do you think that Karen's going to enjoy my bounce back basket?
01:03:00
Like I have like a little water bottle for her because you know she has to drink water.
01:03:05
She can be on a call.
01:03:05
And I got her some Uber cards because she can drive right now.
01:03:08
Well, she couldn't really drive before, but she didn't stop her, you know.
01:03:11
And oh, I also got her a peanut bird house because she needs something to do.
01:03:18
She's saying she got Karen as yet.
01:03:20
She hasn't even sat with a smirk.
01:03:22
It's just so shady.
01:03:23
She got Karen a bird house to paint because Karen was doing nothing but sitting at home.
01:03:28
Probably cursing at chickens.
01:03:32
So just a dirty bird, dirty bird.
01:03:35
Doesn't have all to happen.
01:03:37
Had it not been for that dirty bird.
01:03:40
So she sells like, well, I talked to her.
01:03:41
She said there's a lot going on with her and Ray.
01:03:44
She doesn't want to get into the weeds of what happened that night because she doesn't want to, because she does have to do some court time.
01:03:50
So she had that by the way.
01:03:51
I wrote it.
01:03:52
I wrote it.
01:03:53
She did get in the weeds that night with her car.
01:03:56
But you know, that's a different story.
01:03:58
So yeah, she's like, yeah, when's that when's that coming up?
01:04:03
All the court stuff?
01:04:03
Is it soon?
01:04:04
Do you think it'll be during our season?
01:04:05
Can we torment her about it?
01:04:07
Yes, saw.
01:04:08
Yes.
01:04:08
Don't you worry.
01:04:08
She told me to read the paper.
01:04:10
I think.
01:04:11
And as she's like, well, I'd rather get it from the source, but okay.
01:04:16
Which means that Ashley is now going to be asking Karen many questions about her.
01:04:19
Do you why too?
01:04:21
And Jizal is such a good person to she invited everybody today, even when they got it everybody.
01:04:27
And she's like, Jizal is about PC stays, especially since I don't have anyone backing me up for no reason.
01:04:33
So let's hear my father passed extremely unexpectedly.
01:04:37
And these days I have a little bit more empathy and compassion now.
01:04:42
Yeah.
01:04:45
So I guess these two are going to fake it for the year.
01:04:46
I love a good housewives faking to have a good season with the jazz exactly.
01:04:50
So people are going to be just people are going to be showing up.
01:04:52
There's going to be Jacqueline.
01:04:55
There's going to be someone named Jesse.
01:04:58
I was surprised.
01:04:59
Jacqueline I guess is back in the fold.
01:05:01
Everything is going with Jacqueline and Mia now.
01:05:03
You know, they have that big blow out over like two seasons ago.
01:05:06
And then she sort of came back last season.
01:05:08
But it seems like she's on the up and up.
01:05:10
Her ass.
01:05:10
She's like a back up Mia's ass.
01:05:12
So she's got a solid place on this show.
01:05:15
She means like, okay, you can come back and you just stick your head firmly up my ass and don't leave it.
01:05:20
She's like, okay.
01:05:21
Whatever it takes.
01:05:23
But Jacqueline is coming back a second fiddle to Mia's new friend of friend of, which is Jesse.
01:05:30
And we find out very quickly why Jesse is like Mia's all about Jesse.
01:05:37
It's because she's married to someone on the Kansas City Chiefs, which makes her Taylor Swift adjacent.
01:05:41
Oh, they're getting a new wags.
01:05:44
So the Cambrian city chief city here.
01:05:47
Yeah.
01:05:48
They made an announcement.
01:05:49
They were like Taylor Swift and Brittany Mahomes announced that they will not be part of the new wags.
01:05:54
So.
01:05:55
Wow.
01:05:56
Can't believe it.
01:05:59
I think everybody really expected Taylor Swift to go joy on the ensemble cast of a reality show.
01:06:05
Yeah, I can't believe that didn't happen.
01:06:07
I know what a shock.
01:06:08
Well, Brittany mohms.
01:06:09
It's funny that she is.
01:06:11
Well, she's basically riding the Taylor Swift strain.
01:06:15
So as soon as that runs its course, she'll be on wags soon enough.
01:06:19
Yeah.
01:06:19
Yeah.
01:06:19
I was going to surprise that that lady turned it down.
01:06:22
Whoever she is.
01:06:22
She's annoying me.
01:06:24
I don't even know who she is, but I'm annoyed by her.
01:06:25
So then Mia's like, yeah.
01:06:29
Well, me and Jazzy are connected by a mutual friend who's beautiful.
01:06:32
I mean, she's beautiful.
01:06:33
She's brilliant.
01:06:34
She's articulate.
01:06:35
She's my kind of girl.
01:06:36
I mean, not that girl in front of a stack of brochures and watch her separate them.
01:06:42
And then Wendy is talking about how she feels like the invitation to the how to do party wasn't really an olive branch.
01:06:49
And that they need to sit down and talk about their relationship specifically with Wendy wants a specific apology.
01:06:56
She doesn't want to general let start over.
01:06:58
She wants a very specific apology.
01:07:01
That's Wendy.
01:07:02
It's better be worded correctly.
01:07:04
So then there's they're all at the table and they're asking Jazzy about her husband and Wendy's like, so have you met Taylor Swift?
01:07:14
And she's like, I have just oh my god.
01:07:16
We got to talk about that.
01:07:17
I'm turning into a Swiftie, which is funny.
01:07:20
I just would never expect Wendy to really even care about Taylor Swift.
01:07:23
I think that she would actually like Taylor Swift.
01:07:25
Yeah.
01:07:26
I think so.
01:07:27
It's just so basic.
01:07:28
I'm not surprised when he's like, I'm a Swiftie.
01:07:32
Okay.
01:07:32
So then get her candles.
01:07:34
The Taylor Swift.
01:07:34
That's what she's thinking.
01:07:35
She's like, maybe Taylor Swift.
01:07:37
Oh, yeah, she can take my candle for me.
01:07:39
Maybe she'll come on my YouTube show.
01:07:41
So then we find out Jazzy's man is in the NFL for the Kansas City Chiefs.
01:07:46
As you said.
01:07:46
And when he's like, oh my god, they just won the Super Bowl.
01:07:49
I'm a Kansas City chiefs head.
01:07:53
And then Mia shows up or no, I guess they're asking where Karen is and Mia is like, oh, she's passionate.
01:08:03
I'm leaning.
01:08:04
I'm like, has anyone checked the ditches?
01:08:07
So any ditches, check the ditches on the way here between Karen's house and yeah, anyone.
01:08:11
So they're gossiping like, oh my god, Karen's a drunk now.
01:08:14
What are we all going to do about it?
01:08:15
Who's going to get her first?
01:08:17
And Mia's like, well, Jacqueline said that she called Jacqueline.
01:08:20
And of course, she was drunk.
01:08:22
And Jacqueline's like, oh my god, Mia, not for TV.
01:08:27
And they're like, and now she's like, what?
01:08:29
Recently?
01:08:30
Recently?
01:08:30
And Jacqueline's like, yeah, well, she seemed to be a little tipsy on the phone.
01:08:34
I want no pots.
01:08:36
And Jacqueline's like, yeah, I'm your own pot for this.
01:08:40
Jacqueline's like, I mean, it just didn't sound like a normal Karen conversation.
01:08:43
She sounded like maybe she was drinking.
01:08:46
I don't know.
01:08:46
She kept talking about dirty birds and deer out her window.
01:08:49
I don't know.
01:08:49
It didn't really make sense to me.
01:08:51
So Karen comes and she's walking very, very slowly through the door.
01:08:56
She's like, I'm late and I'm going to walk like this until I get that walk walk.
01:09:03
The deer passes by in her wig.
01:09:10
And and also Vivian and Stacy arrive sort of like right behind Karen.
01:09:13
And Wendy says, you know, many years ago, Stacy and I sat on the same board.
01:09:16
And I didn't know.
01:09:17
I don't know that well.
01:09:19
But it's always good to meet someone who comes in with positive energy and who's also on TV already.
01:09:23
So this is good.
01:09:24
No, I don't think it's looking good.
01:09:26
No, no, you wonder if what.
01:09:28
Sorry.
01:09:28
I thought you were done.
01:09:30
No, I wonder if Wendy, because she got so much guff last season for being like, I don't know who Neckah is that now she's like, no, here's some of my past who I've interacted with who I definitely know.
01:09:41
I was going to say, I was going to say it's not looking good because this harkens back to Wendy's initial storyline, which is she knew Karen from the board.
01:09:49
But Karen pretended she didn't know her.
01:09:51
Remember.
01:09:52
Oh, Karen was like, oh, yeah, I'm on that board.
01:09:54
I've been on it.
01:09:55
Wendy, who I don't know her.
01:09:57
I was like, her whole storyline was not knowing who Wendy was, even though they sat on the same board.
01:10:02
So she's like, I was on a board.
01:10:03
And I know the girl.
01:10:04
So what do you think that's?
01:10:05
It's a shot.
01:10:06
It's a shocking twist for Potomac for someone to acknowledge that they met someone on a board previously.
01:10:11
It's huge.
01:10:13
So like what?
01:10:15
New look Potomac.
01:10:16
So they're all saying hi and everything.
01:10:21
And they also done those long table and Karen's going to sit in the middle and just say, well, everyone drinks are here.
01:10:29
Here's our cocktail menu for this party.
01:10:32
We have the Surrey County.
01:10:35
We have also a cocktail called the 61 61.
01:10:39
That is that's the age of Karen, even though she looks much older.
01:10:42
And also, we have a little non alcohol drink called the Grandama for anyone here who happens to be a Grandama.
01:10:50
And it's not allowed to drink.
01:10:51
By the way, Karen can drink because she has a DIY and a DWI and some sort of license.
01:10:58
I've got a few more things on my list.
01:11:00
I robbery domestic violence, manslaughter, Arsenal, assault and all right.
01:11:07
All right.
01:11:08
All right.
01:11:08
So Karen takes it pretty well.
01:11:10
Just when we said everybody like, oh, got me on that one.
01:11:13
Not alcohol, a Karen drink.
01:11:14
Good for you, girls.
01:11:15
Good for you.
01:11:16
And she's like, I know she can't help it.
01:11:19
Damn, she has a disease.
01:11:20
It's called messaging.
01:11:23
See, by the way, Tamara, take notes because this is how you torment your DWI friend.
01:11:29
You don't stream at them and say, you just needle them in these subtle ways.
01:11:36
You get them a birdhouse because they can't do anything fun anymore and you make a menu and you point out that they have to have the non alcoholic option on it.
01:11:47
Like this is this is so I mean, I'm just dying in the scene.
01:11:51
I'd like to order Karen some chips.
01:11:54
I hopefully she'll earn her own within time.
01:12:00
So the booth starts to arrive at the table and they're making small talk.
01:12:03
They're talking to Stacy and Stacy's talking about how she's a QVC person.
01:12:09
And but she moved back to me on the show and her child is very happy.
01:12:13
She just turned eight.
01:12:15
And Wendy's like, yeah, you know, my my kid is going to be five years old.
01:12:19
You met her when I was pregnant and she told me she didn't like my hair when I left the house.
01:12:23
They go up so fast.
01:12:24
They go up so fast.
01:12:25
And she left as she walked off with so I thought school.
01:12:28
I gave her a lunch box full of Xerox copies of my degrees.
01:12:32
So we'll see how she enjoys my lunch.
01:12:35
So then Jacelle makes a big announcement.
01:12:37
She starts talking about these hats.
01:12:39
It's not that not that interesting, but she does a whole thing like the designer made these hats.
01:12:44
She gives a hat to Karen and the hats called the ground.
01:12:46
Oh, no, she goes.
01:12:48
Yeah, she calls it Hollywood.
01:12:50
They're the hat is called Hollywood.
01:12:52
This is a moment that is starting to veer into some of the last seasons, you know, silly on screen silliness.
01:12:59
Like that's a hat they freeze the screen.
01:13:01
They show that the hats named Hollywood.
01:13:03
I started telling you know, this is like a beer.
01:13:05
This is beer.
01:13:07
When this came on, I was like, Ben has triggered a deer has just run out in front of Ben's car.
01:13:10
He was triggered.
01:13:11
Yes, but you know what?
01:13:12
Like what one thing that we've learned is the shows can do this stuff sparingly.
01:13:17
And I was enthused to see that it was used sparingly here.
01:13:21
We did not sit through like a seven minute segment of people trying on hats.
01:13:25
And then they get their name and then they get a stylized thing.
01:13:28
And then everyone talks about like why they like the hats and why someone deserves a hat like they did not stretch it.
01:13:34
It was just like a funny little thing.
01:13:36
So you know what?
01:13:37
I feel like we're moving in the right direction.
01:13:39
So you're really you're really going for you're really coming in with the positivity that they have.
01:13:45
I accept it.
01:13:47
I accept you know, because I often will come in with negativity.
01:13:50
And I thought it's actually feels nice to come in with positivity.
01:13:53
Well, there you go.
01:13:54
So did she say that these hats were from her collaboration with Ashley that's few like just fused or whatever is called.
01:14:05
That's coming up.
01:14:07
Okay.
01:14:07
So they start saying, oh, you know, basically Karen gets a hat and just else says you can keep the hat.
01:14:14
Oh, thank you so much.
01:14:15
It's so sweet.
01:14:16
It's all of the hats.
01:14:18
So have red rims like the bottom of a what are those shoes?
01:14:22
Luba tall.
01:14:22
So wow, how creative.
01:14:24
Your designer is trying to infer fanciness by calling to another designer's bottom of their heel.
01:14:30
I'm not really sure why they would do that, but that's some tacky shit.
01:14:36
I come up with your own shit.
01:14:37
Really, you're going to make a red rim the same as the bottom of a Luba.
01:14:40
Come on.
01:14:41
Yeah, it was pretty derivative.
01:14:44
So, so then rep off to sell to rip off the local local designer from the Mb.
01:14:54
Fuck you.
01:14:55
So then, wow.
01:14:58
So just all goes, well, the ladies were asking me about you, Karen, before you got here, and I told them that we got together and we talked and they had questions for me like what makes a French toast and eggs and toast to special menu item that gets the Karen.
01:15:13
Treatment, is that really the best you can do?
01:15:16
Can't you aim for something higher than just that?
01:15:20
Oh, sorry.
01:15:20
I got I started googling hats with red rims.
01:15:24
I was like, okay, now, now I'm starting to find a lot of them.
01:15:29
There are a lot of them out there.
01:15:30
So then Jacqueline's like, okay, Karen, Karen, because Karen says any questions, ask me questions.
01:15:38
If you want to ask questions, just ask me.
01:15:40
And so Jacqueline starts because no one else will start.
01:15:44
Everybody's just looking around to each other.
01:15:46
So Jacqueline's like, okay, well, Karen, I'm just so happy and blessed that you're okay that nobody was hurt and no family was hurt or no child was killed or whatever the case may be.
01:15:57
Chief, like Karen is doing that thing where she is getting the herbs out of her teeth with her mouth closed.
01:16:08
She's like, I know Karen, you know, none of us saw what happened.
01:16:15
I mean, we did see the tread marks on the road as we're going down.
01:16:18
I haven't seen it.
01:16:19
It's too traumatic for me to drive by.
01:16:21
Yes, yes, but so I don't feel like anyone here should cast judgment and just yes, exactly we we don't know the facts of the case.
01:16:30
We're still learning.
01:16:31
We're seeing if there's any ring cameras that could show anything.
01:16:34
So no judgment, please.
01:16:36
And they're like, but once we once we hear about it, people are going to judge you, Karen, she goes and stays goes, well, who are who are we to judge?
01:16:45
I mean, look, some of us get DUIs, some of us have successful runs on QVC and have just moved to Potomac to start a new life.
01:16:53
Who are we to judge?
01:16:54
Hi, I'm Stacy, everyone.
01:16:55
I really don't like that saying like, who are we to judge?
01:16:58
Who do we need to be?
01:17:00
Do I need a license now?
01:17:01
Do I need to go to the fucking government, the DMV itself to stand in line for five hours to get a license for judging?
01:17:08
I mean, that's who I am to judge.
01:17:11
Okay.
01:17:11
I'm a person.
01:17:12
I'm allowed to judge.
01:17:12
It's my American right.
01:17:13
I pay taxes.
01:17:14
That's who I am.
01:17:15
Judge all I want to.
01:17:17
So Karen's like, well, I'm not worried about judging.
01:17:19
So this is my thing.
01:17:21
Okay.
01:17:21
This is hot.
01:17:22
Everything I do is amped 10 times right now, but, but I want to know.
01:17:26
And I'm just, I'm just trying to figure out who is my real friend because there's an opportunity for you guys to swing whichever way you want.
01:17:32
And I want to see who the real soldiers are for Karen Yuga because it's either me or the dear.
01:17:37
Do you draw blood for?
01:17:39
I love that she chose this moment to give us speech.
01:17:42
And if you believe in the real Karen, you got you stand up.
01:17:46
You go to war.
01:17:48
You pick up your baskets and you go against the deer, the ducks.
01:17:52
I think we're trying to bring us down.
01:17:54
I was like, this is not the time for this man.
01:17:56
You need to say what the hell you did on that evening.
01:17:59
You may fight and you may die running your list at least a while and dying in your beds, many years from now.
01:18:05
Would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to battle with a one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they will never take our freedom.
01:18:19
Kill all the deer.
01:18:21
I don't want anything bitches around me.
01:18:23
Meanwhile, she's got one arm in her ear hole like just dangling out of there and she looks like a take together doll.
01:18:33
She's like that becomes her.
01:18:35
So me as like, wow, she's quite the gangster of Potomac and Karen's like, be mindful of how you go so low and they show a man staring at her.
01:18:47
Like, even he's like, why is there a speech going on over there?
01:18:51
Is that the lady who's always ordering the Karen special of that restaurant?
01:18:55
Man, we don't have a Karen special here.
01:18:58
I think only the diner.
01:18:59
They want to know when they can ask more questions and Ashley is like, um, can we get a projected timeline or when we can ask questions?
01:19:05
As long as it takes for the words of justice, who prevailed?
01:19:11
Well, unfortunately, those wheels don't go as fast as the wheels on your car.
01:19:16
So Ashley is like, well, this is the same sound and answer like I'm seeing from Erin before.
01:19:21
Like, it's sensitive or lawyers and what does it advise you're not to talk.
01:19:25
And then we see it through her back to Karen's press conference, where she's like, well, of course, I can't talk.
01:19:29
No answers right now.
01:19:30
I had to respect and no, no, no, no, no for the comment, everyone.
01:19:33
I made my taxes.
01:19:37
So then, um, they decide that now is the time where they are going to announce GNA.
01:19:43
And to sell is going to have another event and everyone's invited and it's going to introduce the health and wellness to GNA.
01:19:51
Get the fuck out of here.
01:19:53
You can't even sell a jogging suit.
01:19:55
You want me to take vitamins?
01:19:57
I know.
01:19:57
And it's called GNA fusion.
01:19:59
And when he's like, uh, when he just laughs at the table and she's like, if GNA wasn't bad enough, now we've done infused it.
01:20:09
And she, um, and we see last year, Giselle saying that GNA is going to be a mixture of Lulu, lemon and savage by Fenty.
01:20:17
And she's like, at this point, the stuff on the runway isn't even on the website.
01:20:21
So what are they even fusing?
01:20:23
More like confusing.
01:20:27
And Giselle's like, well, okay.
01:20:29
So now she's passing out more hats to people and now they're going to talk about ink.
01:20:35
Um, yeah, no one cares about this announcement of student.
01:20:37
So they move on to talk about ink.
01:20:39
And Jacqueline's like, well, he's not a rapper, right?
01:20:43
He's not where, he's a radio personality, everybody.
01:20:47
And does that.
01:20:48
So, uh, have you shared him with Jacqueline yet?
01:20:53
Stacey's like, what?
01:20:54
And he's like, no, absolutely not.
01:20:57
It just doesn't play him out me.
01:20:59
And Stacey's like, they have no boundaries here.
01:21:03
There's a lot for a hat party.
01:21:04
I'm just saying.
01:21:05
So Mia's like, um, aren't y'all hot?
01:21:07
Is it just me?
01:21:09
Is anyone else here hot right now?
01:21:11
I cannot wear this shitty, shitty hat.
01:21:13
So at Nash, they're just like joking.
01:21:16
Like, oh, we love a throttle conversation.
01:21:18
And then they're asking like, as they can see, G at all.
01:21:21
And she's like, well, you know, I love Gordon a lot.
01:21:23
And he needs to lean on me.
01:21:25
And he is actually leaning on ink and I.
01:21:27
And it's just trying to get everyone.
01:21:29
She's still so close with Gordon.
01:21:32
And like, even when Gordon went out of town, she was still doing his laundry and stuff.
01:21:35
And Karen's like, well, ink is washing Gordon's drawers.
01:21:38
Is that true?
01:21:39
I'm just like, hey, golden is underwear.
01:21:41
And everyone's like, oh!
01:21:43
When he's like, what's happening here?
01:21:47
Is he folding the military style?
01:21:49
Is he just sort of sort of the mount?
01:21:50
I want to know, but I really don't.
01:21:51
Also, what is folding something military style?
01:21:54
I actually don't know about this because I have to fold some more little blocks perfectly straight.
01:22:01
Wow, little block.
01:22:03
So then basically they're kind of giving her shit about that.
01:22:07
And so Stacy's like, well, how long were you married?
01:22:10
And she says 11 years and she's like, oh, wow, long business arrangement.
01:22:14
Wow, it's a very long business arrangement there.
01:22:18
Because me is saying that she and Gordon were more like business partners.
01:22:22
It felt like a business arrangement or business partners.
01:22:24
And Karen's like, well, Mia, come on, it's got to be more than just business.
01:22:29
And you live birth.
01:22:30
Listen, I feel a certain way about G.
01:22:33
And when G shared with the world that your children had seen you in bed with another man.
01:22:37
Oh, did I just mention that again for the audience and guess who had forgotten?
01:22:41
And Stacy's like, oh my gosh, you know, I care for your children, whatever their names are.
01:22:47
You know that and the fact that your babies were plastered all over the news, it really, really bothered me.
01:22:53
It bothered me so much that we don't know the father of your child.
01:22:58
So you slept with a man doing your marriage and you do not know the father of your child.
01:23:03
That just bothers me that we do not know the father of your child.
01:23:08
If that was in here, we'd mean the rest of the year.
01:23:10
So just make sure you do as well.
01:23:12
Yeah, Karen doing the old fashioned.
01:23:14
Hey, this should be about my drinking.
01:23:16
So I'm going to deflect on to somebody else's messiness, right?
01:23:19
And she's like, oh, it was so traumatic for me and finding out that you've done this to your children that I swept off the road.
01:23:25
I can't say anything more.
01:23:26
I can't say anything more.
01:23:27
Not to blame me.
01:23:28
But me.
01:23:29
I did have something to do with it.
01:23:30
I'm all right.
01:23:31
Me.
01:23:31
I made it me.
01:23:32
I come back.
01:23:33
So me is like, oh, you don't think about it.
01:23:36
Me.
01:23:37
Karen.
01:23:38
I didn't plaster my babies on the ground.
01:23:40
They're father dead.
01:23:42
And she's like, no, darling.
01:23:43
I'm not pretending.
01:23:45
I'm just asking a question.
01:23:47
And so then me is like, okay, so you're pretending that's my fault that all this got.
01:23:52
I mean, it wasn't not.
01:23:53
So then just so Geiselga's, but me.
01:23:57
You didn't protect your kids at all costs.
01:23:59
You didn't.
01:24:00
Because if you did, you would not have mixed ink with Gordon.
01:24:04
There was a mix.
01:24:04
And there was a mingle.
01:24:06
No, no mix.
01:24:08
Okay.
01:24:08
And she's like, yes.
01:24:09
And I think that's why Gordon went off.
01:24:11
I said, no, I'm a admiration.
01:24:15
Listen, I don't know that they're wrong.
01:24:16
I kind of agree with what they're saying, but it's money or business.
01:24:20
Not another one of you are perfect.
01:24:22
And why are you bringing this up at a party with a bunch of new people tacky?
01:24:26
Yeah.
01:24:26
So Mia is basically like, I can't control anybody.
01:24:30
You know, you guys didn't know we're going through.
01:24:33
And you know what I was going through?
01:24:35
Like, you're not the only ones, but listen, does that mean you have to stand in a marriage that's abusive?
01:24:39
And they're like, no, we never said that.
01:24:42
And she's like, you know, don't sit here and say I'm not protecting my kids at Geisel.
01:24:46
And she sells like, well, Gordon was hurt because you'd moved on.
01:24:49
And she goes, well, that's really fucked up that you're standing on.
01:24:51
She's like, I'm fine.
01:24:52
My kids are fine.
01:24:53
And ice cream.
01:24:54
They loved it.
01:24:55
And so much fun having ice cream.
01:24:57
Show the clips of Jeremiah smiling over at ice cream.
01:25:00
And she goes to the bathroom and she's like, fuck up.
01:25:02
Fuck you guys.
01:25:03
It's so fucked up.
01:25:04
So she goes to the bathroom and just starts like sobbing and stuff.
01:25:08
And she closes the door and the cameras.
01:25:11
And she's like, I don't want you guys in.
01:25:14
And don't don't.
01:25:16
I love that she's her whole thing is like, how dare you accuse me of not doing what's best for my children.
01:25:21
Okay.
01:25:22
Are we set up for the scene where we're going to do a paternity test on camera?
01:25:26
Yeah.
01:25:26
So she's sobbing in the bathroom and that's where the episode ends.
01:25:31
But anyway, I again, I like the episode.
01:25:37
I thought they pulled back on the silliness.
01:25:40
And there's like real storylines going on.
01:25:43
And everyone was just so hilariously passive aggressive under the guys of caring for each other.
01:25:50
It was great.
01:25:51
Yeah.
01:25:51
There you go.
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