Slap my ass and call me “Becky!” Either I’m a white girl, or someone needs to admit the education system failed them... I’ll place bets on the latter. I’M ALIVE!!! There’s no such thing as a “stay-at-home girlfriend” over here, so it’s back to the mic for SlimKim. Did everyone bump their heads and forget that Ch**a is an adversary and funds the special interests of R**sia? I love TikTok, too, but I’ll pull out my nationalist card for this one. Sell the clock app or GET TF OUT, bcc: all the American social platforms banned in the communist state. I’m officially 27, and my favorite lesson thus far is “Sex is power,” so please stop sneaky linking and thinking your internet voodoo will make him fall in love with you— It’s not gonna happen. My biggest takeaway this week? You can’t live in chaos and expect to be your best self.

Timestamps for you <3

• [01:16 ] - Time’s Up TikTok 
• [03:50 ] - "You Talk Like a White Girl"
• [07:04 ] - Birthday Behavior
• [15:13 ] - 27 & Thriving Lessons
• [20:56 ] - What is Dope?
• [27:50 ] - Trad Wives are IN
• [29:52 ] -  Weekly Pick Me Up

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