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Oh up in Turra, wind blawin’ free,
Lives a loon tighter than the Dee,
If ye buy a round, he’ll vanish fast,
He’s still on the pint he bought last!

🎶 Shed! (HEY!) Tightest man in the land,
Wi’ crazy chat and a heavy hand,
Opinions wild as the Moray sea,
The pod’s own mad Gaddafi! (OI OI!) 🎶

He’ll argue fitba till he’s blue,
Then argue again just to prove it’s true,
A pocket full but he’ll still say “nah,”
He’s tighter than yer granda’s bra!

Oh Shed! (HEY!) Tightest man in the land,
Wi’ crazy chat and a heavy hand,
Opinions wild as the Moray sea,
The pod’s own mad Gaddafi! (OI OI!) 🎶

Raise yer glass and give a cheer,
To the stingiest loon we hold so dear,
From Banff tae Buckie they all agree —
There’s nae one tighter than he!

🎶Shed   (HEY!) Tightest man in the land,
Wi’ daft wee chat and a heavy hand,
He’s the king o’ the pod, we all decree —
Shed! Our own Gaddafi! (OI OI OI!) 🎶

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