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🎶 TWWWOOOO BLOKES AN’ A MIIIIKE! 🎶

Four loons sittin’ roon the mic,
Mass, Shed, Dunk an’ Mike,
Speakin’ Doric, pure and fine,
Bletherin’ nonsense every time!

Fitba, sport, and daft wee cracks,
Arguin’ goals an’ fantasy stats,
A mug o’ truth, a bit o’ debate,
Naebody’s wrang — they’re just aw great!

2BAMPOD! (HEY!) Voice o’ the North,
Teuchter chat pourin’ forth,
Wi’ banter, beer, and daft wee dreams,
We’re the kings o’ the podcast scene! (OI OI!) 

Mass keeps time, he’s the calm in the storm,
Shed’s pure wild, nae social norm,
Dunk’s got stories, tales galore,
An’ Mike’s the loon that we a’ adore!

They dinna care if ye’re right or wrang,
They’ll still argue a’ night lang,
From VAR tae pies tae fittin’ kits,
It’s teuchter gold — nae fancy bits!

🎶 2BAMPOD! (HEY!) Voice o’ the North,
Teuchter chat pourin’ forth,
Wi’ madness, mugs and fitba schemes,
We’re daft as hell but livin’ dreams! 🎶

🎶 Mug o’ Truth! (Mug o’ Truth!)
Shed’s gone roon the roof!
Mug o’ Truth! (Mug o’ Truth!)
Tellin’ lies wi’ proof! 🎶

🎶 2BAMPOD! (HEY!) Teuchters unite,
Tuesday night’s pure dynamite,
Wi’ Mass, Shed, Dunk an’ Mike,
We’re the voice o’ the North — aye, that’s right! 🎶

“Aye, nae script, nae polish — jist pure teuchter passion! 2BAMPOD, loon!” 🎤💪

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