Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help.



Summer nostalgia fades, animal parts get weird, and cinnamon shocks us all. In this hilarious Dam Internet, You Scary! episode, we debate the BEST and WORST seasons, try to survive an “animal body part” challenge, get grossed out by fertilized eggs, and salute beavers who saved $1.2 million.



We also dive into:

🐿 Carnivorous squirrels?!

🥩 Exotic meats we’d try (or avoid)

🌿 Cinnamon’s surprising origin

🐚 Soft-shell crabs—disturbing or delicious?



Plus, find out which exotic dish we’d serve our moms and which one we’d rather cook ourselves.



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00:00 – Summer doesn’t hit the same

00:42 – Best & worst seasons debate

01:03 – “Static Sporadic” tongue twister

02:14 – Jill Scott theme song moment

04:33 – August birthdays & famous Leos

05:26 – Jason Momoa’s surprising best role

07:01 – Leo traits: stubborn or frugal?

07:23 – Which animal part would you want?

10:03 – Brisket cravings & snack talk

11:49 – Fertilized eggs… in grocery stores?!

13:18 – Could you cook a chick by accident?

15:58 – Caviar bumps & Wagyu beef hype

22:37 – Soft-shell crabs = molting nightmares

25:43 – One’s Gotta Go: eyebrows, teeth, hair, nails

27:45 – Building a 4,000-year-old style house

33:20 – Beavers save $1.2 million

37:32 – Cinnamon comes from tree bark?!

44:15 – Carnivorous California squirrels

50:34 – Cook, Eat, Serve challenge: raccoon, shark, iguana

59:44 – Exotic meats we’d try

01:01:07 – Camel hump & other weird eats

01:01:27 – Closing & upcoming tour dates



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