Do you have any tattoos? Piercings? scarification? non-medical implants of any kind? Yes? Listen to this episode. If you don’t … I dunno … listen anyway. Does anybody read these? Seriously. Let me know if you even ever see this. I could say some really messed up ish right here, and nobody would know. I could also be sharing the most amazing recipes in the world, but if nobody is around to read them, they’re lost forever.

You want me to give you a recipe? Go to http://www.theaudiobuffet.com and click the Talk Back link at the top of the page, and tell me what kind of food you like. I’ll put a recipe in this section of the next episode. Trust me – I’m from the Internet.