ATTENTION! If you or a loved one was diagnosed with “Possession” via a “Shadow Queen”, you may be entitled to financial compensation. Shadow Queen Possession is a rare Ghost Thing linked to crystal star exposure. Exposure to crystal stars on a skeleton’s ship, a fancy train, an unproperly sanitized fighting ring, a god awful tree, a creepy steeple, or The Moon may have put you at risk. Please don’t wait. Call into your nearest sewer drain for a free legal consultation and financial information packet. The packet will have all the info you need for the final episode of discussion on Smashterpiece #47, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. Shadow Queen Possession patients call now.

Join us next time as we move to the next phase(on) in Smashterpiece #48: Metroid Prime 2: Echoe